Came here to see the usual bitter “fans” arguing again over Star Wars. Wasn’t disappointed. Merry Christmas.
Came here.......AND posted. Well done.
Came here to see the usual bitter “fans” arguing again over Star Wars. Wasn’t disappointed. Merry Christmas.
Instead we have an $176 million opening. Lower than both previous Star Wars movies let alone Endgame’s $357 million.Okay so I just watched TFA and Last Jedi (as painful as it was) again. Do you realize the potential Snoke had (Ol' Roundtop didn't). Man, with a little development on VIII - IX could have been The Knights of Ren, Kylo, Snoke and Phasma vs, a Bad **** Fin, Poe, Rey and Luke (but muffin-head killed him off). That would have been Endgame stuff right there. You're talking Billions. Plural. Not struggling to reach one and make a small profit.
But Muffin-head didn't want to build on anything. He wanted to talk about animal rights, develop Rose Tico and Vice Amiral Holdo, have Leia fly through space, “drop” bombs in space, retcon light speed, visit Cantobite, and bastardize Star Wars. What a waste. Iger this is ALL on you. Kennedy-You're an idiot.
HEY!!!!!!!Holy cow! Rise of Skywalker is an unmitigated disaster. On the shortlist for one of the worst films of the year, and brings to mind not another one of the Star Wars film but Colin Treverrow's putrid Jurassic World.
It doesn't feel like a single person was trying. Not Kathleen Kennedy, not one of the screenwriters, certainly not Abrams, who directs like he's back on his tv show Alias. John William's doesnt even put in a good effort, and he considers this his life work.
The actors are saddled with awful material and seem to know it. ILM's special effects seem to miss the boat, going for in bombast what they can't make up for in true creative inspiration.
There is no qualms about it, this is the worst of all the nine Star Wars films by a wide margin. It's more a video gamers idea of Star Wars than a cinematic one, and I guess we are where we are with JJ Abrams at this point, even though I'd never been sure how much to pin on him because he seems such like such a corporate stooge. But every one of his movies across all studios is like the mad ramblings of an unsound mind. The most oft used word to describe this movie by reviews is "incoherent" and well, that's exactly it, isnt it?
I remember sitting in the theater during TLJ, and when the scene toward the beginning occurred where he casually & quickly shoots lightning at Kylo without blinking... I was thinking how much more powerful and menacing this guy seems compared to Palp. He can blast someone casually without warning, where as Palp has to raise his hands slowly first like he's about to do the Thriller. It was impressive. I was genuinely excited and curious how the final showdown was gonna play out against this opponent. *Sigh*
Palp and Snoke are such Mary Sues. They happen to have enough Force power by themselves to remain hidden from hundreds of Force users. They can shut down two or more of the most powerful Jedi/Force-users with little effort.
And we never saw them train!!!!!
there’s an idea for an animated spinoff...how to train your sith lordPalp and Snoke are such Mary Sues. They happen to have enough Force power by themselves to remain hidden from hundreds of Force users. They can shut down two or more of the most powerful Jedi/Force-users with little effort.
And we never saw them train!!!!!
there’s an idea for an animated spinoff...how to train your sith lord
Palpatine did have a master though and he was only able to hide because the Jedi of the time had lost their way.Palp and Snoke are such Mary Sues. They happen to have enough Force power by themselves to remain hidden from hundreds of Force users. They can shut down two or more of the most powerful Jedi/Force-users with little effort.
And we never saw them train!!!!!
I Liked the movie. I also liked how Abrams did a decent enough job to reconnect the previous two movies. Johnson should not have had full power in in XIII, but to late now. Being their from the beginning, I felt it was a nice close. Yes, from the originals, the digital remastering, to the the prequels, to these it is what it is.
RotS is definitely better than RoS.Movie wasn't terrible on it's own. I agree that Abrams fought an uphill battle. He got very little opportunity to payoff the things he set up in TFA. The end of the Skywalker story (and the Disney Trilogy for that matter) should have been about a coherent story line with nothing but payoffs (from all eras). Sadly, we never got there.
So we ended up getting MacGuffins. We gotta find this thing, so it can lead us to that thing, which can then lead us to this place.
RoS is definitely not as good as anything in the OT (and it's not really fair to compare anything with those - as it's impossible to live up to that expectation).
IMO it also falls behind Revenge of the Sith. Still trying to figure out if it's better than TFA. I saw TFA five times in the theater. And yes, it was a reboot. But other than Luke, it treated the main characters okay. I was pleased that they gave Han a last ride.
Going back to watch RoS (once, maybe two more times - which is once or twice more than I returned to see TLJ). It is better than episodes 1,2, and 8 though.
I have a hunch that was the original plan, before Rian sliced the opportunity in half, pun intended.
Him resurrected and slowly regenerating would work, make sense as to why he layed low throughout Ep. 4-6 ( allowing Palp's empire to fall outta revenge for Palp murdering him, then rejuvenating himself later to build his own, ultimate empire)
And RJ's quote in there just shows he still doesn't understand why people were upset with him. It's not because it's not TFA... or another rehash.
Okay so I just watched TFA and Last Jedi (as painful as it was) again. Do you realize the potential Snoke had (Ol' Roundtop didn't). Man, with a little development on VIII - IX could have been The Knights of Ren, Kylo, Snoke and Phasma vs, a Bad **** Fin, Poe, Rey and Luke (but muffin-head killed him off). That would have been Endgame stuff right there. You're talking Billions. Plural. Not struggling to reach one and make a small profit.
But Muffin-head didn't want to build on anything. He wanted to talk about animal rights, develop Rose Tico and Vice Amiral Holdo, have Leia fly through space, “drop” bombs in space, retcon light speed, visit Cantobite, and bastardize Star Wars. What a waste. Iger this is ALL on you. Kennedy-You're an idiot.
Na, Johnson was more concerned with subverting expectations.. every single expectation was answered to the least desirable effect, so that it subverted our expectations ya!! U got me Rian. U wanna see Luke fight?? I'll give u a stick fight, and when he shows a saber, psst he isnt really there!! Hehe... Rey a Skywalker?? Naw shes nobody, hows that? No one... Snoke, who's this big old dude?? Doesn't matter he's dead.. one subverted expectation is good, every set up from TFA subverted makes you feel kinda trolled. I bet he had good intentions at heart, but just didn't translate to well for the story.You do understand Satire, right? The article is just as real the author's other articles talking about paleontologists discovering primal rage battles occurring before man and an article at Metamorphosis.
And Johnson was more concerned with making a good movie and adding interesting elements than re-treading the same exact stuff so 45 year old toy collectors could be happy.
Ders nO GraVitY in SpAcE! RuInEd mY SpAcewIzaRD mOviE!!!!
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