I’m back from my truly (as @
WDW1974 would say) faux 1% vacation with my final thoughts on the ugly stepchild of Disney international parks. I made my last Disney pilgrimage to DLP (and WDS) in what was a crammed single day.
Spoiler alert, it's kind of depressing....
It was actually not my intention to visit WDS, but the 20th anniversary tickets were single day park-hoppers at a 20% discount, so I could not help myself from poking my head into that park to see what all-the-buzz (or lack thereof) was about. I went with friends, which I slightly wish I hadn’t if only because it doesn’t paint the best picture for theme parks versus amusement parks for those not familiar with Disney in general. We enjoyed ourselves, but the DLP was busy, busy, busy so it was not the best of circumstances all around.
Since my friends had really no idea what was going on and I was dragging them along for the ride, I gave them the offer of wanting to visit Disney’s worst park first, or their “Disneyland”. They shrugged and I steered them to WDS.
-I don’t know where to start with that park… it is somewhat surreal. I could never really shake the temporary feel of the whole thing. Sort of like it was a travelling Disney carnival set up in a farm field to give Europe a taste of some of the attractions Disney has overseas. There is no grand vista, there is no real sense of solid structures as you can walk 360 around many facades to reveal the fake steel backsides. It’s been a few days and I only just realized how the park was divided when trying to make sense of the layout. I suppose one “side” is dedicated to cinema and the other to animation, and that is about all there is to it.
-I cannot believe how tiny the park is, I’m pretty sure it is possible to traverse every single guest pathway in about 5 minutes, you could do a 60 second running tour of the entire park!
-Who thought it was a good idea to bottleneck the park entrance through a sound stage? Once you’ve walked through a crappy and tiny shopping complex, you are in the park. It is very anticlimactic to say the least.
-Toy Story play land somehow manages to work in HKDL, but I don’t feel it here. Perhaps it is the sense that I’m in a farm field the entire time as opposed to the grasses they’ve grown in HKDL. However, it might be the most cohesively themed part of that park, so that really says something about WDS, doesn’t it?
-Crushes coaster commanded a 120+ wait, so that was a pass. It might or might not be a quality attraction, but like everything at WDS it isn’t much to look at.
-Radiator Springs whatever it was just somehow feels depressing after having been to DCA.
-Tower of Terror and Rocking Rollercoaster are both fine attractions, I actually liked the layout of RRC better than DHS. Of course the TOT is the Disneyland version, which is the “worst” of the lot (compared to WDW and TDS) – but it’s still a really great attraction nonetheless.
-Then of course there was the Backlot tour, which was pretty bad. The narration feel flat in its humor and none of the movie props they had were relevant what so ever. I don’t think I’ve even heard of Dinotopia. If I wasn’t yet convinced of the temporary carnival feel of the park, the backlot tour convinced me of that. It amount to some props strewn on overgrown grass as we drove from one end of the park (to reach Catastrophe canyon) then another long drive to reach the other London area filled with a dragon I guess.
-We left the studios in a hurry and only crawled back later for some air conditioning to watch Cinemagic. I’d say it was cute, but the in theater effects were pretty lackluster. I wouldn’t watch it again though.
-I never actually got close to the Aladdin flying carpets, only looked at it from a distance. Perhaps I was protecting myself from the horror…
-I am excited for Ratatouille, progress is coming along well. Even if it fails to live up to any sort of expectations it will likely be the best area in the park by default.
-WDS needs more than a billion dollars, honestly, it really just needs a bulldozer…