So I've been taking a little break lately from active posting, because the braggadocio exhibited by certain posters -- well, by
one certain poster -- has gotten a bit out of hand. Not that I should be surprised; after all, this individual has always seemed to possess a surplus of... vanity.
I don't want to name names, so I'll just take some inspiration from an early '70s hit -- and wager that the subject of the following editorial knows exactly who it is I'm talking about!
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You logged onto the forums like you literally owned the place
You knew that women and fanbois would kill just
To catch a glimpse of your face
You had one eye in the mirror as you read their latest praise
And all the ’bois dreamed that they’d be your minion
They’d be your minion, and…
You’re so vain, you probably think this post is about you
You’re so vain, I’ll bet you think this post is about you
Don’t you? Don’t you?
You PMed me several weeks ago when I was still quite a noob
Well you said that you really admired my wit
When I would make fun of rubes
But then you marked the posts you “liked” and none of them were mine
I had some dreams, now they’re tears in my Dole Whip
Tears in my Dole Whip, and…
You’re so vain, you probably think this post is about you
You’re so vain, I’ll bet you think this post is about you
Don’t you? Don’t you? Don’t you?
I had some dreams, now they’re tears in my Dole Whip
Tears in my Dole Whip, and…
You’re so vain, you probably think this post is about you
You’re so vain, I’ll bet you think this post is about you
Don’t you? Don’t you?
Well I know you went up to Tokyo Disney because you gushed on the boards
Then you took a transatlantic DCL cruise
And you attended the Emmy Awards
You live a Top One Percenter’s life
And half the time you’re with
Some Disney exec or the wife of a blogger
Wife of a blogger, and…
You’re so vain, you probably think this post is about you
You’re so vain, I’ll bet you think this post is about you
Don’t you? Don’t you? Don’t you?
You’re so vain, you probably think this post is about you
You’re so vain, you probably think this post is about you