So, the duck walks into a bar...

[neilybealy]

Originally posted by mightyduck


They told you?

yep sorry - they thought you would also get the hint from their website they setup : www.nomorejokesmightyduck.com

 

[mightyduck]

Originally posted by MrPromey


No, I have a good sense of humor, there's the rub

Weenie.

And Neilybealy, I guess that would have been a pretty good clue, eh?

 

[neilybealy]

Originally posted by mightyduck


Weenie.

And Neilybealy, I guess that would have been a pretty good clue, eh?

awwwwww

 

[DisneyFreak]

One for the Ladies.

Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman said, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a job."

The second woman said, "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my assholebleached!"

To which the first replied, "Whoa, I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"

 

[neilybealy]

Re: One for the Ladies.

Originally posted by DisneyFreak
Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman said, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a job."

The second woman said, "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my assholebleached!"

To which the first replied, "Whoa, I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"

LMAO

 

[mightyduck]

Re: One for the Ladies.

Originally posted by DisneyFreak
Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman said, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a job."

The second woman said, "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my assholebleached!"

To which the first replied, "Whoa, I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"

LOL....

Freak, you're not going to defend my joke telling? MrP is hurting my feelings...

Unless you guys are trying to tell me that my jokes really are bad....

 

[DisneyFreak]

Re: Re: One for the Ladies.

Originally posted by mightyduck


Freak, you're not going to defend my joke telling? MrP is hurting my feelings...

I'm sorry, I'll do it now.

Hey, MrP! Lay off mightyduck and her joke telling. Just make sure you praise her when she tells a good one.

 

[MrPromey]

Re: Re: One for the Ladies.

Originally posted by mightyduck


LOL....

Freak, you're not going to defend my joke telling? MrP is hurting my feelings...

Unless you guys are trying to tell me that my jokes really are bad....

Oh, that's it, sick them all on me.. The fact that you have to ask them should tell you something about how they feel

 

[mightyduck]

Re: Re: Re: One for the Ladies.

Originally posted by MrPromey


Oh, that's it, sick them all on me.. The fact that you have to ask them should tell you something about how they feel

HEY!

Freak, is that true?

 

[MrPromey]

Re: Re: Re: Re: One for the Ladies.

Originally posted by mightyduck


HEY!

Freak, is that true?

It's not you. You know that right? It's the jokes. You have a problem and I care about you. This is just a little tough love. I hope you realize that.

 

[mightyduck]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: One for the Ladies.

Originally posted by MrPromey


It's not you. You know that right? It's the jokes. You have a problem and I care about you. This is just a little tough love. I hope you realize that.

No, that's okay...

 

[DisneyFreak]

Re: Re: Re: Re: One for the Ladies.

Originally posted by mightyduck


HEY!

Freak, is that true?

How did I get pulled into this.

Duckie, you know I personally love your....uh, jokes.

 

[mightyduck]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: One for the Ladies.

Originally posted by DisneyFreak


How did I get pulled into this.

Duckie, you know I personally love your....uh, jokes.

You got pulled into this because you're my hero and MrP was hurting my feelings.

Yes, I thought it was my jokes you liked...

 

[MrPromey]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: One for the Ladies.

Originally posted by mightyduck


You got pulled into this because you're my hero and MrP was hurting my feelings.

Yes, I thought it was my jokes you liked...

See! Even Freak spoke up with reluctance. Your bad jokes don't make you a bad person... Honestly, the sooner you admit you have a problem, the sooner the healing can begin. I just want you to know I'll be here for you when you decide to take the first step

 

[mightyduck]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: One for the Ladies.

Originally posted by MrPromey


See! Even Freak spoke up with reluctance. Your bad jokes don't make you a bad person... Honestly, the sooner you admit you have a problem, the sooner the healing can begin. I just want you to know I'll be here for you when you decide to take the first step

Gee, sorry I wasted my best flamingo joke on you...

 

[DisneyFreak]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: One for the Ladies.

Originally posted by mightyduck


You got pulled into this because you're my hero and MrP was hurting my feelings.

All in the line of duty fair maiden.

Originally posted by mightyduck


Yes, I thought it was my jokes you liked...

I particularly like your form.

 

[mightyduck]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: One for the Ladies.

Originally posted by DisneyFreak



All in the line of duty fair maiden.



I particularly like your form.

Why, thank you, Freak.

 

[Eeyore]

Originally posted by markymark
Last one for now, one of my faves :-

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored
machine tools.

I'll use that joke next week when my older students learn about Surrealism. Thanks Marky

 

[MrPromey]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: One for the Ladies.

Originally posted by mightyduck




Why, thank you, Freak.

Sure, you go right ahead and make him out to be a hero. You had to shame him into siding with you Lets just forget about that part, why don't we? I am the only person on this forum that cares enough to be honest with you. The others are perfectly content to let you sit by and embarrass yourself. Yep, I'm the bad guy for trying to save you for yourself... If I had more time here at work I'd go looking for a picture of Lex Luthor...

 

[mightyduck]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: One for the Ladies.

Originally posted by MrPromey


Sure, you go right ahead and make him out to be a hero. You had to shame him into siding with you Lets just forget about that part, why don't we? I am the only person on this forum that cares enough to be honest with you. The others are perfectly content to let you sit by and embarrass yourself. Yep, I'm the bad guy for trying to save you for yourself... If I had more time here at work I'd go looking for a picture of Lex Luthor...

I have a framed picture of Superman overlooking my workspace here, not Lex, my friend...