So, the duck walks into a bar...

Tapestry2000

Tapestry2000

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LOL!!!! :) Both of those were good, Tramp :)

I have a GOOD one :D Well, I thought it was good anyway...give it a whirl...

A Mets fan, a Braves fan, a Yankees fan, and a Red Sox fan are climbing a mountain. On the way to the top, each is arguing
about how loyal they are to their team and what they would do for that team.

As the climb gets higher, the wagers increase.

Upon reaching the top, The Mets fan shouts, "This is for the Mets!!!"and hurls himself off the top of the mountain.

Next the Braves fan yells, "I love Atlanta....This is for you Braves!!" and he, too, jumps off the top.

Suddenly, the Yankee fan screams, "This is for EVERYONE!" and pushes the Red Sox fan off.
 
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Disneynut

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A convent of nuns fell on hard times. They decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the local races. However, they were swindled and received a mule.

They decided to enter the mule in the race and leave the rest up to God.

In the first race, the mule came in third. The next day the headlines read "Nun's Shows". The pastor was livid and ordered the nuns to sell the mule.

Since they had already entered the mule in another race they waited, and in that race the mule came in first. The papers read "Nun's Wins".

The pastor tells them they can enter the mule in one more race and then they have to sell it.

The next day the mule comes in second so the papers read "Nun's Back in Place". The pastor now ordered the nuns to sell the mule.

They did just that and the next day the papers read "Nun's Peddle for Five Bucks".

They buried the pastor the next day.
 
mightyduck

mightyduck

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Original Poster
Originally posted by sillyspook13
So is video taping ok? I promise I won't use any external lighting on the camera. ;)
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Is this for private home viewing or wider distribution? You do know we're talking about hockey, right? :)

It's up to Freak... he's the one with the top-secret moves... :eek: ;)

Hey Freak, can you show her the left-wing lock? ;)
 
mickeyfan

mickeyfan

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"hockey", a new code word for you Mightyduck? What every ruffles your feathers!!:D

And I would like to see that left-wing lock -- demonstrations please!;)
 
mightyduck

mightyduck

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Code word? :confused: I don't know what you're talking about...

The Red Wings perfected the left-wing lock... Right, Freak? But the Penguins have a pretty good handle on it, too... ;)
 
DisneyFreak

DisneyFreak

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Originally posted by mightyduck


It's up to Freak... he's the one with the top-secret moves... :eek: ;)

Hey Freak, can you show her the left-wing lock? ;)
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Sure why not....my how-to video is coming out in time for Christmas anyway. ;)

She her my left-WHAT?!? :eek:
 
DisneyFreak

DisneyFreak

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Originally posted by mightyduck

The Red Wings perfected the left-wing lock... Right, Freak? But the Penguins have a pretty good handle on it, too... ;)
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Remember, I'm from Minnesota here so whatever my move is, is going to be pretty Wild. ;)
 
DisneyFreak

DisneyFreak

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The guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, anddecided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?" A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."
 

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