So, the duck walks into a bar...

neilybealy

Member
Originally posted by mightyduck
LOL! I love it!

Hey, why do flamingos stand with one leg up?

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...Because it they stood with both legs up, they'd fall down! LOL....(I'm laughing as I write this....I love this....)

dunno what made me giggle - the joke or you laughing as you write it
 

mightyduck

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Original Poster
Originally posted by neilybealy


dunno what made me giggle - the joke or you laughing as you write it

Um, in my experience it's my simple-mindedness that brings the laugh...no one actually laughs *at* that joke but me...LOL
 

mightyduck

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Original Poster
Steve doesn't mind....bad jokes might make us feel a little better...

A penguin walks into a bar, he goes to the counter and asks the barman, "Have you seen my brother?" The barman asks, "What does he look like?"
 

neilybealy

Member
Originally posted by mightyduck
Steve doesn't mind....bad jokes might make us feel a little better...

A penguin walks into a bar, he goes to the counter and asks the barman, "Have you seen my brother?" The barman asks, "What does he look like?"

wonder where I've just seen that joke lol

i was gonna use that one meself!!!
 

MrPromey

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by neilybealy
as funny as these jokes are (well, some anyway) I think we should stop otherwise Steve's gonna go mad at us filling the server up!!

These messages don't take up a lot of space. He may go mad (like the rest of us innocents on the forum) but it won't be because of server space. :rolleyes: :)
 

mightyduck

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Original Poster
Originally posted by MrPromey


These messages don't take up a lot of space. He may go mad (like the rest of us innocents on the forum) but it won't be because of server space. :rolleyes: :)

Hey! :mad: You know you love the flamingo joke....

maybe if I told you in person, you would laugh...
 

markymark

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A duck walks into a drugstore and ask the clerk for chapstick. The clerk put the chapstick on the counter and says "that will be $2" The duck replies "Just put it on my bill."
 

markymark

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Last one for now, one of my faves :-

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored
machine tools.
 

mightyduck

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Original Poster
Originally posted by markymark
A duck walks into a drugstore and ask the clerk for chapstick. The clerk put the chapstick on the counter and says "that will be $2" The duck replies "Just put it on my bill."

LOL! That's my other favorite joke!

I tell that to students....they don't think it's funny. :(
 

mightyduck

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Original Poster
Originally posted by markymark
Last one for now, one of my faves :-

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored
machine tools.

Mark, I'd just like to thank you for giving me my first good laugh in days....

LOL...

"put it on my bill..." LOL!...
 

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