They're paddleboats with neon lights for boating at night, also known as neon tours. I know they're in Palm Beach and Miami and basically every island locale. They are very fun and popular. And, this concept can easily lend itself to ROL. The water is too dark.Glow Tours? What's that's an interesting idea and concept.
I know but we don't want the show to be entirely cancelled with no suitable replacement in sight. Disney has no problem doing this, as we've already seen with the Main Street Electrical parade and Osborne Lights.Another reminder of why being dead focused on little kids leads to terrible decisions: Kids being bored during test screenings almost lead to The Little Mermaid losing "Part of Your World". Howard Ashman fought Katzenberg hard in order to keep that number in the movie and it paid off.
Unfortunately, IP's attract the masses. IP's gets things green lit quickly across the board, not just at Disney. Little girls and boys will clamor and nag their parents to see Moana and Maui. Kids would crack up over that crazy chicken. I can see a giant animatronic Shiny crab all blinged out and singing. Plus, the cute little pig. Then, they'll go home and buy all the merch.
I just don't know what Disney can do to make people happy these days. And, I can't believe that Rivers of Light does not appeal to kids, especially with all of the floating animals and flowers. Where else can they see something like that? It's all so pretty.