A recent studio audience was polled:
What euphemisms do you use for vomiting?
Votes Answer
27 Puke
18 Barf (This is generally what I use)
18 Hurl
9 Upchuck or Chuckup
6 Tossing Your Cookies
4 Technicolor Yawn, The
3 Making an offering to/worshipping the porcelain god(dess).
2 Calling for Ralph/Earl/Huey
2 Driving the Porcelain Bus
1 3-D burping/belching
0 Belching Chunks
0 Call of the Walrus
0 Calling the Buffalos
0 Delivering Pizza/Pavement Pizza
0 Doing the lunch/dinner catch and release.
0 Downloading a dinner/lunch/menu/meal.
0 Gastro Geyser
0 Jettisoning the chunky cargo.
0 Laughing at the ground/shoes/lawn/dirt/ants/worms/carpet
0 Liquid burp/laugh/scream, the
0 Making friends with the ground/lawn/dirt/carpet
0 Painting the ground/shoes/lawn/dirt/carpet
0 Reviewing today's menu.
0 Reworking lunch/dinner/the menu/a meal/the stew.
0 Round-trip meal ticket
0 Sharing his/her inner feelings.
0 Shooting salad
0 Shouting at the ground/shoes/lawn/dirt/ants/worms/carpet
0 Slopping or serving up soup.
0 Spraying a jet
0 Talking/making a call on the porcelain phone
0 Tapping into something personal
0 Throwing it into reverse.
0 Yodeling in the porcelain canyon.
I like Gastro Geyser....it sounds like an attraction in Frontierland