Every time they write a "press release" it just comes off as so petty and petulant.
New Press release from the Central Florida Oversight District
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
CENTRAL FLORIDA TOURISM OVERSIGHT DISTRICT ADDRESSES MEN'S RESTROOM TOILET SEAT ISSUE
Central Florida, August 22, 2023 — The Central Florida Tourism Oversight District (CFTOD) is committed to maintaining the highest standards of cleanliness and hygiene in all of our facilities. We take pride in providing a welcoming environment for visitors and employees alike. Today, we address a recent issue that has come to our attention concerning a restroom in our building.
Recently, it has been brought to our attention that there have been instances of the toilet seat not being properly placed in the down position in the men's restroom on the second floor. We understand that this can be an inconvenience and discomfort for our staff and guests, and we sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
CFTOD is actively addressing this matter and taking steps to ensure that our restroom facilities meet the high standards of cleanliness and comfort that our visitors and employees expect. We have initiated the following actions to rectify the situation:
- Increased Monitoring: We have increased the frequency of restroom checks to ensure that the toilet seats are properly placed down after use.
- Awareness Campaign: CFTOD is launching an awareness campaign reminding all restroom users of the importance of leaving the toilet seat down after use for the comfort and convenience of everyone.
- Maintenance and Upgrades: We are also evaluating the restroom facilities on the second floor to identify any issues that may contribute to this problem and will undertake any necessary maintenance and upgrades.
- Feedback Mechanism: We encourage our visitors and employees to provide feedback on their experiences in our facilities, including restroom cleanliness and comfort, through our website and customer service channels.
- Govenor Ron DeSantis, has appointed a district maintenance lead from a member of his cabinet to tackle this and other similar issues. We are earmarking an annual salary of three hundred, sixty thousand dollars for this position, in whole, with money we will be saving after putting an end to the recently discovered Disney ticket scheme.
CFTOD remains committed to providing an outstanding experience for all those who visit our facilities. We deeply value the feedback and concerns of our patrons, and we are committed to addressing them promptly and effectively.
We thank everyone for their understanding and patience as we work to resolve this matter. The comfort and satisfaction of our visitors and employees are of utmost importance to us, and we will continue to strive for excellence in all aspects of our operations.
For more information or to provide feedback, please visit our website at
www.cftod.org.
Tell me that wasn't believable, at least when you started reading it