Rank The Recent Family Mega-Brawls

[Budd]

Just in time for the holidays...

Since these types of family feuds are happening more often at the parks on both coasts, how would you rank three of the big recent ones?

-There's the Toontown brawl at Disneyland from summer of 2019
-There's the MK Ferry brawl from this past September
-And just this week there was yet another one, this time taking place at the unloading area of LWTL. (See thread in News and Rumors section for more on it)

How would you rank 'em? And don't ask why I started this poll because I honestly don't know, but it beats talking Covid or Genie+.

 

[Budd]

Those are the three that come to mind, but say something if I overlooked one. If your family got into a skirmish at the parks that went viral and I didn't mention it, nothing personal. I don't pay attention to news all the time.

 

[Club Cooloholic]

When these things happen what is the Disney policy for these folks? In the instance of the LWTL do they just let them go on their way or are they kicked out of the park, or are they detained?

 

[John park hopper]

Wasn't there one where the CM got punched in the nose was it at the ToT ?

 

[lightningtap347]

That Toontown brawl was LEGENDARY

 

[eliza61nyc]

lol, all of them simply reaffirm my decision NOT to travel ever again with my family.

 

[Budd]

When these things happen what is the Disney policy for these folks? In the instance of the LWTL do they just let them go on their way or are they kicked out of the park, or are they detained?

I'm guessing it depends on the severity of the brawling. In the most recent feud at LWTL, I think @Kylo Ken who witnessed mentioned in that thread at least one of the families was approached by security and talked to.
The DL Toontown brawl led to eventual charges be filed. I'm unsure what happened with the MK Ferry fighters.
I'm suddenly realizing I have too much free time.

 

[danlb_2000]

I am a bigger fan of the classics, like the 2015 Test Track fight.

 

[Clamman73]

These people need to start incorporating some figure-four lock or camel clutch moves.

 

[Budd]

I am a bigger fan of the classics, like the 2015 Test Track fight.

This has the making of a new Disney+ special:
"20 Years Of Magical Smackdowns - The Park Brawls from the 2000's to Today".

Maybe even have a different celebrity host to narrate each rumble.

 

[Heppenheimer]

I am a bigger fan of the classics, like the 2015 Test Track fight.

I had to look that one up. The best part is that after starting a fight, the woman still thinks she's entitled to go on the ride.

 

[CaptinEO]

 

[JIMINYCR]

Well I heard from a bus driver...and remember these guys are in the loop and know things... that Bob Chapek has decided to install an arena in AK where Primeval Whirl was recently demolished. The site will be a venue for family tag team events. Five minute rounds, 10 rounds, no holds barred, anything goes. Which means hair pulling, groin kicks, ear biting, and other dirty tricks will be allowed. There is however as usual a 42" height requirement for participants. Families wishing to take part will register at park opening at guest services.
Winning families will receive free Genie + , family servings of Mickey Bars and length of stay popcorn buckets.

 

[Michaelson]

Hummmmm, as tempting as that is......

Regard! Michaelson

 

[Budd]

Well I heard from a bus driver...and remember these guys are in the loop and know things... that Bob Chapek has decided to install an arena in AK where Primeval Whirl was recently demolished. The site will be a venue for family tag team events. Five minute rounds, 10 rounds, no holds barred, anything goes. Which means hair pulling, groin kicks, ear biting, and other dirty tricks will be allowed. There is however as usual a 42" height requirement for participants. Families wishing to take part will register at park opening at guest services.
Winning families will receive free Genie + , family servings of Mickey Bars and length of stay popcorn buckets.

Sounded 100% legit until towards the bottom when you said:
"Winning families will receive free Genie +"

"Receive"?
"Free"??
Coming from Chapek??

Either he's having a mental breakdown or that is total horse flop. Such words would never emerge from the Chapek we all know.

 

[Greg in TN]

Sounded 100% legit until towards the bottom when you said:
"Winning families will receive free Genie +"

"Receive"?
"Free"??
Coming from Chapek??

Either he's having a mental breakdown or that is total horse flop. Such words would never emerge from the Chapek we all know.

Yeah, the only way Chapek would go for it would be if each family had to pay a registration fee before participating.

 

[JIMINYCR]

Yeah, the only way Chapek would go for it would be if each family had to pay a registration fee before participating.

Well it would be a ticketed event… Chapek would certainly look to be making money off of an audience.

 

[Michaelson]

Stream it on Disney+ and I'm sure he'd agree to the deal......

 

[CoasterSnoop]

I have to say, Disney's been dropping the ball on their family brawl content recently. Toontown was a masterpiece in storytelling, but LWTL is quite a letdown by comparison.

 

[Budd]

Toontown was a masterpiece in storytelling, but LWTL is quite a letdown by comparison.

Just another example of a Disney remake that falls short of the magic found in the original.