I'm not saying we should do that, only that it's one of the few places thematically appropriate once we've moved past the real-world barrier. I'd rather it be a real location and them put in IP based rides than to jam up a whole land with something that gets dated. So if they wanted to annex part of Dinoland into Asia and turn Dinosaur into a Dr. Strange ride I could see that as doable.
This would work fairly well, especially if they just reworked it to "Down Under" so that they can use Australia, New Zealand, and Tasmania easily, plus likely work in mythology from Indonesia or Papa New Guinea. The only problem here is that the areas have notoriously dangerous animals and we don't need to fill up DAK with a bunch of scary rides/experiences.
Nah, if they shoehorned in any Star Wars into DAK, it'd be Endor. The Ewoks sub-franchise had all manner of critters in it.
We did a DAK buildout on my show and my proposal included a re-districting of Everest into a Mythical animal area I dubbed (eye rolls please...) Beastly SEAport. Included in that area was Mystic Manor, an adjacent SEA inspired restaurant and a Shang-Chi / Ta Lo boat ride.
Endor would be more well known and successful, but I contend it wouldn't fit in DAK. Would love something over next to Star Tours in DHS though, even if just a speeder ride/coaster.
Endor is basically just Pandora by way of the Pacific Northwest. Ewoks are just really short Na'vi as they're both tree worshipping Native American stand-ins. The banshees are just condor dragons or the mantigrue. The whole thing with the Ewoks defeating Stormtroopers so easily is a "Nature vs Technology" conflict. Ewoks have their own hang-glider technology and you can throw in a regular petting zoo since Ewoks actually domesticate regular looking donkeys, llamas and chickens.
Endor moon with Ewoks would be incredible, but Kashyyyk legitimately maps to issues of conservation/deforestation and already has rad storylines with Yoda and the cone wars.
Didn't realize that Beldar and Prymatt were fighting it out.Can't they share parenting equally? Shouldn't they be thinking of the kids? I mean, those kids have got to have emotional problems being coneheads in a human world, after all...
Still no clue what is happening here? This is so strange.
Our long national nightmare is over.....
Double Triceratops Spinners?
Added water feature?
Not halfway,, Dinoland U.S.A. is America... it's kinda in the name and the whole theme of the land.
Or, leave the equipment there and let the grown-ups pay to take them on test drives -- while staying in the dirt pile!
