BuddyThomas
Well-Known Member
How NOT to spend Pride Sunday, a Parable:
1. Start your glorious day by getting a week long ban on a Disney fan forum for arguing with a homophobe. On Pride Sunday. Banned for arguing with a phobe. On Pride Sunday.
2. Continue your rainbow colored day by heading into the city to an all you can drink Pride brunch.
3. Order huevos rancheros and eat three biites of it.
4. Encounter a sangria fairy who fills your glass over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
5: Sangria fairy continues to pour.
6. Time for the parade! Buy a pride flag; wave it around and fall down.
7. Some floats go by. Fall down again.
8. Realize that you have been over served. Head to Penn Station for train home.
9. Fall down a staircase.
10. Lose your partner in a sea of people, and miss your train home.
11. Spend $200.00 on a cab back to Long Island.
12. Bruised up beyond belief, call in sick the rest of the week.
13. PS - Your cat is going to die 5 days from now.
How NOT to spend a Pride Sunday.
The End.
1. Start your glorious day by getting a week long ban on a Disney fan forum for arguing with a homophobe. On Pride Sunday. Banned for arguing with a phobe. On Pride Sunday.
2. Continue your rainbow colored day by heading into the city to an all you can drink Pride brunch.
3. Order huevos rancheros and eat three biites of it.
4. Encounter a sangria fairy who fills your glass over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
5: Sangria fairy continues to pour.
6. Time for the parade! Buy a pride flag; wave it around and fall down.
7. Some floats go by. Fall down again.
8. Realize that you have been over served. Head to Penn Station for train home.
9. Fall down a staircase.
10. Lose your partner in a sea of people, and miss your train home.
11. Spend $200.00 on a cab back to Long Island.
12. Bruised up beyond belief, call in sick the rest of the week.
13. PS - Your cat is going to die 5 days from now.
How NOT to spend a Pride Sunday.
The End.
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