I hear if you park in a certain appartment complex "MKT shuttle service" will drive you to the park and back for free.-reservations recommended.
I also hear if you drive a red minivan and you break my mirror while getting out of your car,try to run away and move to a different space but can't because of the parking system used at WDW.Get out and verify that indeed the mirror is broken,loudly tell your wife that "his insurance will cover it"and proceed to unload your kids and attempt to clean the paint off of your door edge to remove the evidence,like it didn't happen. I bet he will regret that someone the next space over saw the whole thing and left me a note.I don't know how he got home,but I 'm pretty sure he didn't drive,and I'll bet next time he does something like that he'll man up to his responsibilities.Not often but sometimes a lesson is best taught by the victim.Luckily for you you were not there when I left.Hypothetically of course.