DiPSU224
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I think that segment might go something like this.
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Rick: "What am I looking at here?"
muse1983: "Well, this is a newspaper clipping from the day after Walt Disney died. It's been in the family for years."
*cut to Rick facing camera in back room*
"Walt Disney was a cultural ICON. Mickey Mouse, Snow White, Disneyland...he came up with ALL of it. The day he died was like a national day of mourning. I would love to have this piece...but I have to get it at the right price."
*cut back to shop*
Old Man: "Let me see that. I remember when Walt Disney died. It was a real sad day for America."
*cut to Old Man facing camera in front of truck*
"Disney used to put out decent family entertainment like Snow White, but now it's all went to crap. Kids today don't know what quality is. They just want their damn video games now."
*cut back to shop*
Chumlee: "Hey, Disney stuff, cool! When I was in school, I got to play Dopey one year."
Rick: "I don't think that'd be a very tough role for you, Chum." (heavy, raspy laugh)
Chumlee: "Hey, what's that supposed to mean?"
Old Man: "Chumlee, if you were any dumber, you'd be dangerous."
Rick: "So wha'd you wanna do, pawn it or sell it?"
muse1983: "I'd like to sell it."
Rick: "So what did you hope to get for it?"
muse1983: "I was thinking maybe 500 bucks."
Rick (grimacing): "Yeeeah, that's not gonna happen."
*cut to Rick facing camera in back room*
"This always happens. This guy thinks he's found some valuable family heirloom and he's going to have a big night in Vegas from selling it. But I'm in business to make money."
*cut back to shop*
Rick: "Look, here's the thing. Somebody's taken a marker to it, so that drives down the value. Also, I don't have the whole page here, which I would really like to have. And newsprint is notoriously unstable, so this thing probably won't age very well unless you have an expert mount it. I can give you 20 bucks for it."
muse1983: "Oh, I couldn't take that. Can't you come up a little? Maybe a hundred?"
Old Man: "Son, we're not running a charity here. There's got to be room for some profit built in."
muse1983: "Disney fans will love this! I guarantee you'll make money."
Rick: "Disney fans are a rabid market, but I just don't think the value is there for the condition it's in. Forty bucks, final offer."
*cut between silent Rick and muse1983, as dramatic music plays*
muse1983: "Alright. Forty bucks."
Rick (offering handshake): "OK, 40 bucks. Chumlee, go write the man up."
Chumlee: "Sweet! Wheeeen you wiiiish upooon a staaar.."
Old Man: "Chumlee, shut the hell up!"
YES! GENIUS! :lol: