Oh, those poor Ingalls girls...

[Nemo14]

Of course, since Betty was raised in a different part of RI, her accent would be slightly different than mine - I was raised in the East Bay area. My accent would also be different (as would hers) from someone raised in Cranston, on Federal Hill, or Woonsocket*, for example.

At least back in our childhood.

*pronounced Craaaanston, da hill, and Woooonsokit*

 

[The Mom]

RI - home of H P Lovecraft. We know how to handle zombies - a cast iron skillet (or spider, as my mother would say) gets them every time.

 

[Nemo14]

I think the politicians scared away all the zombies.

 

[rsoxguy]

I think the politicians scared away all the zombies.

Let's see, they eat away at others, disturb the normal lives of average people, and live self-centered lives with an amoral mindset. Yep, the politicians actually are the zombies.

 

[Nemo14]

...true. But we have to keep politics out of the discussion.... for Laura's sake of course.

 

[rsoxguy]

Warning​

If you see some guy running around WDW nude and growling, tell him that it was a bit uncool to mutilate a national icon.​

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[Nemo14]

but enough about Jimmy Thick.....

 

[Nemo14]

Soooo since rsoxguy seems to be hinting around for a birthday gift, I thought I'd do my part and bake him a cake:

Sing it with me:
I could while away the hours,
conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin'
while my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.

​

 

[trr1]

Soooo since rsoxguy seems to be hinting around for a birthday gift, I thought I'd do my part and bake him a cake:

Sing it with me:
I could while away the hours,
conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin'
while my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.

​

Looks more like intestines

 

[rsoxguy]

Soooo since rsoxguy seems to be hinting around for a birthday gift, I thought I'd do my part and bake him a cake:

Har dee rabid har.
To begin with, I wasn't hinting. I was flat-out suggesting.
Second, I'll have you know that the last time the surgeons had to take another piece of my brain, they told me that several people had less brain matter than me. Did you read that, Ms. comedian? Several.

 

[Nemo14]

Har dee rabid har.
To begin with, I wasn't hinting. I was flat-out suggesting.
Second, I'll have you know that the last time the surgeons had to take another piece of my brain, they told me that several people had less brain matter than me. Did you read that, Ms. comedian? Several.

just kidding O Great Guru of Google - don't shoot me!



or no birthday gift for you!

 

[rsoxguy]

Well...OK. It's just that the people at thera...I mean, my friends...tell me that I'm just as mentally capable as anyone they know within the realm of the delusional crowd, whatever that means.

 

[Nemo14]

and they would know


*slowly removes the shotgun from your feeble hands..."there there, it's OK, how about you play with this baton instead, OK? See how sparkly it is??"

 

[rsoxguy]

Ooo...shiny.

 

[Nemo14]

Now how about a cookie sweetie?

 

[rsoxguy]

Hey, wait a minute, I think that you're patronizing me.
Well...yeah, a cookie sounds good.

 

[Nemo14]

*slips a pill in place of chocolate chip*

There you go!

Feel better now?

 

[rsoxguy]

Whu....?

 

[Nemo14]

It's OK - you just had a little "episode". You'll be OK once the meds kick in.

 

[rsoxguy]

I like my snacks cold.