Oh, those poor Ingalls girls...

[NYwdwfan]

I am surprised considering how many pages of zombie talk have gone on!

Yeah...the ADD always sets in before we really accomplish anything. Welcome to thread drift central!

I'm too scared to actually go down SP. So I'd be dead meat up there.

See - that's where you're wrong. You don't actually have to go down it - just be strategically positioned to push the zombies down.

The Skyway would have been perfect. Or 20K. No zombie would attack a submarine, even if it is only in 2 1/2 feet of water.

 

[Nemo14]

Well perhaps not the first time, but, you know...

 

[lebeau]

Arm yourselves now before The Pirates of the Caribbean is ruined by someone chewing on your shoulders.

I figure dark rides are best avoided. That's just one dark hallway after another. They are bound to be filled with zombies feasting on tourists and zombies who used to be tourists.

You might be safe on Jungle cruise - it worked for Tom & Suri.....

It's got the advantage of being open. I don't think the water is deep enough to offer any protection though.

What no frying pans? How do you expect to survive?

Definitely need to arm yourself at any of WDW's many kitchens.

 

[lebeau]

See - that's where you're wrong. You don't actually have to go down it - just be strategically positioned to push the zombies down.

The Skyway would have been perfect. Or 20K. No zombie would attack a submarine, even if it is only in 2 1/2 feet of water.

This is where you really start regretting those declines by degrees!

 

[Nemo14]

It's got the advantage of being open. I don't think the water is deep enough to offer any protection though.

Works for the hippos,doesn't it?

 

[The Mom]

Excuse me, but you're all missing one of the obvious defensive positions - Tom Sawyer Island. There's already a fort. And a moat.

 

[NYwdwfan]

Excuse me, but you're all missing one of the obvious defensive positions - Tom Sawyer Island. There's already a fort. And a moat.

See - always wisdom from The Mom.

 

[lebeau]

Excuse me, but you're all missing one of the obvious defensive positions - Tom Sawyer Island. There's already a fort. And a moat.

I think we have a winner. This is where I'll be heading should the zombie outbreak happen while I'm at MK.

 

[The Mom]

There's a place to rest your long guns, where the pretend rifles used to be. And if they somehow cross the moat, they still have to cross the bridge to get to the fort.

Stand in the fort, or hide in a cave, and just pick 'em off as they shuffle in.

Of course, the problem would be to hide weapons, ammunition, and provisions beforehand, but the logistics could be worked out.

 

[Nemo14]

Of course, the problem would be to hide weapons, ammunition, and provisions beforehand, but the logistics could be worked out.

We could hide them where the paint brushes used to be....

 

[lebeau]

There's a place to rest your long guns, where the pretend rifles used to be. And if they somehow cross the moat, they still have to cross the bridge to get to the fort.

Stand in the fort, or hide in a cave, and just pick 'em off as they shuffle in.

Of course, the problem would be to hide weapons, ammunition, and provisions beforehand, but the logistics could be worked out.

I don't think I'd venture down in those caves...

The two problems I see are both pretty minor. First, you've got the problem of people trying to overtake the Ft. But, you're going to have that problem with any decent location. So, that's a good problem to have as long as you prepare for it.

Second, the nearest supplies are a bit of a hike. You don't have a lot of sit down restaurants nearby. And those counter servives and snack kiosks will get depleted fast. Sooner or later, you're going to have fight your way to Liberty Tree Tavern to stock up. However, that shouldn't be too hard if you go during the day.

 

[Nemo14]

I don't think I'd venture down in those caves...

The two problems I see are both pretty minor. First, you've got the problem of people trying to overtake the Ft. But, you're going to have that problem with any decent location. So, that's a good problem to have as long as you prepare for it.

That's where that 3-legged alligator defense comes in handy...

Second, the nearest supplies are a bit of a hike. You don't have a lot of sit down restaurants nearby. And those counter servives and snack kiosks will get depleted fast. Sooner or later, you're going to have fight your way to Liberty Tree Tavern to stock up. However, that shouldn't be too hard if you go during the day.

Simple solution: Use those free dining credits!

 

[NYwdwfan]

There's a place to rest your long guns, where the pretend rifles used to be. And if they somehow cross the moat, they still have to cross the bridge to get to the fort.

Stand in the fort, or hide in a cave, and just pick 'em off as they shuffle in.

Of course, the problem would be to hide weapons, ammunition, and provisions beforehand, but the logistics could be worked out.

What about Injun Joe? I'm thinking he'd join forces with the zombies and try to infiltrate from within? Although since he is presumably NOT a zombie (at least not yet...) a gun should take care of it.

 

[NYwdwfan]

I don't think I'd venture down in those caves...

The two problems I see are both pretty minor. First, you've got the problem of people trying to overtake the Ft. But, you're going to have that problem with any decent location. So, that's a good problem to have as long as you prepare for it.

Second, the nearest supplies are a bit of a hike. You don't have a lot of sit down restaurants nearby. And those counter servives and snack kiosks will get depleted fast. Sooner or later, you're going to have fight your way to Liberty Tree Tavern to stock up. However, that shouldn't be too hard if you go during the day.

Logistically would we be able to make it to Sleepy Hollow, steal the fryers for the funnel cakes and bring them back to TSI? Presumably unkadug is not going to survive unless we can fry things. And those funnel cakes are a little bit o heaven.

 

[Nemo14]

What about Injun Joe? I'm thinking he'd join forces with the zombies and try to infiltrate from within? Although since he is presumably NOT a zombie (at least not yet...) a gun should take care of it.

Yes, we'll leave you-know-who in charge of that one....

 

[Nemo14]

Logistically would we be able to make it to Sleepy Hollow, steal the fryers for the funnel cakes and bring them back to TSI? Presumably unkadug is not going to survive unless we can fry things. And those funnel cakes are a little bit o heaven.

Hmmm - deep-fried Injun Joe?

 

[NYwdwfan]

Hmmm - deep-fried Injun Joe?

I think you found the one exception to the "everything tastes great fried" rule.

 

[lebeau]

Logistically would we be able to make it to Sleepy Hollow, steal the fryers for the funnel cakes and bring them back to TSI? Presumably unkadug is not going to survive unless we can fry things. And those funnel cakes are a little bit o heaven.

If you're careful and you have the man-power, I'm pretty sure you could get the fryers back. But I'm thinking you'll run out of batter pretty quick unless you find a storehouse. Plus, you gotta watch the funnel cakes. Put on too much weight and you become zombie bait. Remember the first rule is cardio.

 

[Nemo14]

hey lebeau, Guess what I just threw into a pot of boiling water?
Fresh you-know-what on the cob!

 

[lebeau]

I think you found the one exception to the "everything tastes great fried" rule.

Spend long enough in an abandoned fort on a man-made island in a zombie-filled amusement park and fried Injun Joe might start to sound pretty good.