Agreed.
But you know what would be great?!?
Sacramento releases their report on their top secret investigative trip to Orlando theme parks, and it is just a big binder full of notes like this...
"The Florida version of Pirates of the Caribbean has a far superior queue, it really pulls you into the show. But then the ride itself is a pathetic Cliff's Notes version of Walt's brilliant original. It's only 7 minutes long. They only have one drop, and it's really just a short slide that can't even be called a drop. The ending scene is awful."
"We were impressed with Haunted Mansion's brick exterior, but they had turned off the Stretching Room scene and they were just looping the Socially Distanced queue through there that led straight to the load belt. And the sunlight was streaming in from the entry doors, ruining the entire scene. We did enjoy the additional Library scene once on the ride, however."
"I don't know what they did to the Hub, but it looks like crap. If they got a good deal on Astroturf down at Home Depot, the least they could do is sweep it clean once in awhile."
"The condiment bar at Tomorrowland Terrace was actually quite nice. We enjoyed the hot cheese."
Please, please, please let that be what Sacramento's report is!