Wow, that's really an unfortunate show. It's like they aimed this at 6 year olds who are starved for entertainment, and forgot about all other demographics.
The go-go girls are a nice touch, but they aren't used to their potential and their "dancing" seems to be so limited and stunted. I've noticed that about all dancers in parades and stage shows in Florida, it's like they are forced into choreography that only uses 60% of their ability and range of motion.
Why is that? Is it because of the climate and humidity?
Someone once explained it to me that it had to do with unions or something that limit the amount of movement and choreography the cheaper labor in Florida is allowed to do. That makes little sense to me as I'm not involved in the entertainment industry, but the reality I repeatedly observe is that dancers in the Florida parks always look so limited in their movements and abilities compared to Disneyland dancers/performers, so there has to be
something going on there.
I have no doubt that when Disneyland's
Coca-Cola Dance Party starts next month at Tomorrowland Terrace for
Summer Nightastic, the Disneyland go-go girls will be twisting and ponying and monkeying with wild abandon, unlike these Florida go-go girls who look like they are trying to dance under the influence of cold medicine.
