Of course I am. The Tree of Life Awakenings was cheapened by animated characters..yet it seems to be wildly popular. As does Frozen Ever After, as does pretty much every thing involving characters and that Disney kind of "Magic" at the parks. Only the true enlightened Disney people know what's good for the rest of us.
Frozen is so popular that I couldn't even get a fastpass for it over a 10 day period. I'd safely say that millions of people disagree that it is a "shoehorned mess". That doesn't mean your opinion should change.. just that it's a personal opinion. The same way "you can't understand how I like Primevil Whirl and skipped Kilimanjaro Safari"- because I chose to, I made a personal decision based on what was more important at the time. I have no regrets about that. If everyone liked the same exact things life would be a little boring.
Since you fail to see what's wrong I shall list them for you:
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Capacity - The ip is far too strong to take up a ride with a capacity around 1200 per hour...
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Location - It has no business being in a pavilion that is supposed to represent the culture of the country -- I mean it is not even set in Norway! (At least if Ratatouille going in France would be set there in France and wouldn't get rid of a classic).
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Story - It essentially retells the movie in an odd way with strange pacing. Call it a book-report ride which is not really a cool story, but even if you ignore this #5 is really what is the main issue besides the location. The lift hill and drop actually do work for the ride, so I will give them that and that is why it is not a bad ride, but it is disapointing considering what it could have been.
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Took away a Classic - Maelstrom was really something and if it was updated, it would have been far superior to Frozen with shorter waits.
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The Adventure - Maelstrom had such good voice acting and a cool feel to it; Frozen while a technically impressive ride lost its predecessors voyage feel and its pacing.
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Grandness - The space was really used insanely well by Walt Disney Imagineering, but it still has limits now that it is there.
Yes, Frozen: Ever After is a great ride, and yes I will gladly ride it next week when I go, and the Imagineers really did an incredible job with what they had to work with, but if it was updated using Vikings and Trolls, and had the additional scenes Frozen got just imagine that! It would have been epic and you would not have to get a Fastpass+ 60 days in advance, and you could actually queue for less than an hour all the while it is an epic ride with a great story.
I love Disney so I don't want anyone to think I am biased towards them. This is not a Disney vs. Universal debate; believe me I can rip Universal for their over reliance upon screens, but the fact of the matter is: you shouldn't sacrifice quality for an ip.
Frozen is a good ride, but it shouldn't have happened in the first place due to space limitations and location, and now that it's there it suffers from many issues listed above.
This is an example of shoehorning an ip because of these reasons and much more. It has many issues currently that unfortunately will never be fixed due to management's decision to put it there instead of it being at the Studios.
I'm not going to respond anymore to you because you don't seem to understand the park's history and what the problems with using an ip like in Frozen: Ever After's case.
I will say it one last time: Ips can and do work if used properly: Splash Mountain, The Tower of Terror, Toy Story Midway Mania, Tron: Lightcycle Power-run, and Peter Pan's Flight are all examples of how ips should be used. Today they are mainly overused instead of being fused with the park nicely. Imagine if Spaceship Earth would have the Princesses guide you through or Soarin' using the Disney Planes movie, imagine if the Haunted Mansion removed all ghosts because they could "scare" younger children. All rides are not for everyone and all ips do not work for anywhere near everything.