Servo, I know you are a die hard fan and all, and I am too, but seriously? They made them current. That's a good thing.
First of all: Have you ever even walked the entire queue?
Second of all: They made them NEGATIVE CURRENT. It's been TWENTY YEARS and all of the films are EASILY RECOGNIZABLE. Casablanca, Die Hard, Star Wars, Frankenstein, The Poseidon Adventure, Cleopatra. And the best part was that even if you didn't know the film, they were RICH IN COMEDIC CONTENT, and built the setting of Muppet Labs and Muppetvision.
Are you telling me that "Hammah Montana: Best of Both Worlds Tour in Disney Digital 3-D" will MAKE ANY SENSE let alone
BE FUNNY IN TWENTY YEARS!?!?!? It's not even funny NOW, let alone when she's and her fans are forty and "Disney Digital 3-D" is long gone.
(And don't even get me started on how they left that on there instead of maybe having it be in something developed by, I don't know, THE FILM PROCESSES THAT MUPPET LABS ARE DOING. It's only WHAT THE ATTRACTION IS ABOUT.)
These new posters are the ultimate fail, and I've defended Disney on everything in the last few years from SGE to TTA, but these are just a cop-out for one of the best shows WDI has put together.
I guess it can't be helped, but it's an outrage to let fully photographed and realized Jim Henson-age gags and jokes for a ten minute photoshop job of a poster from the Suicide-Inducing-Wild Hogs.
Articles of Failocracy
A: Failure to be wonderfully cheesy Muppet Puns = FAIL
B: Failure to actually have at least one witty joke = FAIL
C: Failure to have anything to do with MuppetVison = FAIL
D: Failure to be well photographed = FAIL
E: Failure to be rich in content = FAIL
F: Failure to be play on Muppets' comedic strength = FAIL
The pirates one is the only one remotely close to be a competent choice, and is still dry of all the better things they could have done with it.
They have to eventually update the posters into the 21st century, don't they?:shrug:
These things are hilarious!!!
Funny, every person I took back there couldn't stop laughing, all in the 21st century.
:shrug:
No, I kid, I'm sure in twenty years I'll find "High School Mayhem" *Silence for the jokes that aren't written on that*
*Let's the image sink in*
*Gets the Joke*
*Moves on*
Hilarious too.
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