New MuppetVision Posters up in Extended Que

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JLW11Hi

Well-Known Member
So they are updating ("cleaning up") the film? I hope they really push some of the older 3D effects, especially the ones that never really worked that I really want to work every time I see the show.

They set up a few gags in the beginning, like the ironing board that falls down, as if they are supposed to be "cheap 3D tricks" that pop out at the crowd. But many of those things aren't really in 3D, and that always confused me. Did they forget to "push" the 3D on those elements? The same goes for Sweetums's paddle ball. Again, a great gag, but it would be even better if the 3D effect actually worked!

I agree with many of the posters in this thread. Muppetvision is the best of all the 3D shows on property, and I don't see any need to change the film itself. But a few fixes here and there could really help make it seem fresh again.
 
Z

ZuzuPetals

Member
I feel like some people on these boards need a lesson about "fighting the right battle." Posters? I'm not going to get upset about posters. Are they great? No. Are they important? Not really. I guess I'm too busy being excited that they will be remastering the film (saw it today, it IS in shabby condition!) rather than just closing the attraction. Mountains and Molehills, people.
 
ocolectr

ocolectr

New Member
Cmdr_Crimson said:
I haven't seen anyone post them as of yet...except for myself..But, They have now added new Movie Posters on the Extended Que Line of Muppet*Vision 3D..They look great and it's nice to see a return of The Muppets!!:sohappy:
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Thank you for posting these! I will have to go look for them the next time I'm at the Studios. :)
 
SonicRuin

SonicRuin

New Member
Saw the movie last week, and upon leaving I commented to my wife on how bad the film was looking and it would be nice to see them remaster it. So the best thing here is that they are doing just that.

Seriously, as for the posters, did anybody expect different? The Muppets have been a shell of their former selves ever since Henson passed away. He was the heart and the only person who REALLY understood every aspect of them. When he left, so did what made them so great. You have to look at things like this as nothing more than ways to keep them current and accessible to current and future generations. Keep the interest alive so that the classic aspects will survive. If you don't get kids today interested in The Muppets, then people will stop going to see the attraction. If you can catch the eye of a 6 year old girl by doing a Hannah Montana spoof, no matter how poorly done, then by all means go for it. I personally don't like the posters, but I think my kids would, so I am cool with that. I'm a Muppet fan from when I was a kid, so whatever else it takes to keep them alive with kids is cool with me.
 
EpcotServo

EpcotServo

Well-Known Member
Actual Attempt at Writing (Even using the crummy choices they made if you love them so much)

First of all, all of them are missing any connection to Muppet Studios or Muppet Labs making the films, as they are supposed to be, Dumb-Dumb.



(CURRENT JOKE: Wild Frogs "Do something Wild before you Croak")

"Do something Wild before you Croak"

MUPPET STUDIOS PRESENTS in association with CHEEZY RIDER PRODUCTIONS

"Filmed in CycleVision: The Bugs in your teeth are not one of the Effects"

RATED FG-13: For Moving Vehicles threatening Amphibians

STARRING Kermit the Frog as a Rebel without some Gauze

Tim Allen Wrench as Missing Persons

John Revolta as That Guy who Gave Directions 40 miles Back

WITH

Kickstand Martin - Flies Downtheroad - and Overprice Fuel

And the BEAT EM' UP GANG (As Themselves)

"Another rebellious Mid-Life Crisis from Muppet Labs"

------------------------

CURRENT JOKE: ("Pirates of the Amphibian: At Wit's End" "On the high seas, it's easy turning green.")

[This one's the best I think, but still needs punching up, so let's]

"On the high Seas, it's Easy Turning Green"


MUPPET STUDIOS presents in association with NEED A BATHROOM BREAK PICTURES

"Pirate's of the Amphibian: At Wit's End"


"This July, Dead Men give no Scathing Reviews"

(Alt. 1- "This July, Dead Men tell no Spoilers")

(Alt. 2- "This July, Dead Men pay no Admission Fee")

(Alt. 3 - "This July, Dead Men must sign Sequel Contract")

FILMED IN MAELSTROMCAM* "*If the room continues spinning after 24 hours, call our Technical Assistance hotline."


"Another Pricey Pirate Production from Muppet Labs"

---------------

CURRENT JOKE: ("High School Mayhem")


MUPPET STUDIOS in an effort to please THOSE NOISY KIDS Next Door presents

"HIGH SCHOOL MAYHEM"

"You'll laugh, You'll Cry, You'll buy all the CDs from Muppet Labs Records"

"Presented in Schoolorama: You can really smell the inside of your Locker."

"Featuring a Cast of Thousands, and only a few hundred graduates."


"This Summer, School's out to sing a Ballad."

(Alt. 1 - "This Summer, Recess is a big, flashy, Musical number." )

(Alt. 2 - "This Summer, Playing hookie is hokey")

(Alt. 3 - "This Summer, being Popular has never had so much Pop")


"A Musical attempt to not look nerdy from Muppet Labs"

-------------------

Current Joke: ("Hammah Montana and Miss Piggy: Best of Both Worlds" "Disney Digital 3-D")

[Note: :hurl: Didn't even try, $%^*#$#wipes. Anyhoo...]


MUPPET STUDIOS presents the CELL PHONE FOOTAGE from a Concert of..."

[NOTE: If you are replacing the better posters, at least consider using this perfect line from one of them on this one...

"MUPPET STUDIOS in an effort to avoid PAPARAZZI productions..." ]


"Hammah Montana and Miss Piggy: Best of Both Wardrobes"

"Filmed in Superstarvison: It's so real, no autographs are allowed."

(ALT. 1 - "Filmed in ConcertVision: The Screaming is coming from Inside the Theater!")

(ALT. 2 - "Filmed with devote precision to fan image in IdolVision")

"When you grow up, you can forget you weren't really there!"

"The #1 Glam Ham in Concert"


"In Theaters for TWO WEEKS ONLY! Followed by a brief stay over due to extreme popularity, Worldwide Release, CD Recording release, then immediately released on Domestic DVD markets with reasonable Standard Retail Pricing."

"Another Source of Income to buy lunch for Muppet Labs"

---------------------------


CURRENT JOKE: ( "Beak-E" "In Space, No one can hear you Meep")

"In space, no one can hear you Meep"

"MUPPET STUDIOS presents a film legally acquired from OUTTA' SPACE Studios"

"Beak-E"

"In Technatissue: Films so moving, you'll move your self into the theater."

"Another touching story, scientifically fabricated by Muppet Labs"


------------------


See? Even using the horrid stuff they made, I was at least able to TRY and pay tribute to the original Muppet Vision by, I don't know, attempting the humor this attraction is known for.

Seriously, these are weaker than most Photoshop Phridays I've seen. The best part about the old posters (And why they were made so big) is that they were PACKED with Muppet Humor.

To the arguement: "Well posters aren't made like that anymore"

Answer: Go compare the old ones. Guess what? THEY BARELY resemble the films' in question posters.

THEY MADE THE PARODIES ORGINAL.


I'm still in shock that anyone would find these faux-attempts at funny even anywhere near the orginals.

Looking through my pictures of them, even I who had taken the pictures, found several jokes I had never noticed before.
:lol: :sohappy:


But these?


You guys REALLY love these?



Sigh. Looks like I'm the one who has to carry that weight.
 
EPCOT Explorer

EPCOT Explorer

New Member
EpcotServo said:
Actual Attempt at Writing (Even using the crummy choices they made if you love them so much)

First of all, all of them are missing any connection to Muppet Studios or Muppet Labs making the films, as they are supposed to be, Dumb-Dumb.



(CURRENT JOKE: Wild Frogs "Do something Wild before you Croak")

"Do something Wild before you Croak"

MUPPET STUDIOS PRESENTS in association with CHEEZY RIDER PRODUCTIONS

"Filmed in CycleVision: The Bugs in your teeth are not one of the Effects"

RATED FG-13: For Moving Vehicles threatening Amphibians

STARRING Kermit the Frog as a Rebel without some Gauze

Tim Allen Wrench as Missing Persons

John Revolta as That Guy who Gave Directions 40 miles Back

WITH

Kickstand Martin - Flies Downtheroad - and Overprice Fuel

And the BEAT EM' UP GANG (As Themselves)

"Another rebellious Mid-Life Crisis from Muppet Labs"

------------------------

CURRENT JOKE: ("Pirates of the Amphibian: At Wit's End" "On the high seas, it's easy turning green.")

[This one's the best I think, but still needs punching up, so let's]

"On the high Seas, it's Easy Turning Green"


MUPPET STUDIOS presents in association with NEED A BATHROOM BREAK PICTURES

"Pirate's of the Amphibian: At Wit's End"


"This July, Dead Men give no Scathing Reviews"

(Alt. 1- "This July, Dead Men tell no Spoilers")

(Alt. 2- "This July, Dead Men pay no Admission Fee")

(Alt. 3 - "This July, Dead Men must sign Sequel Contract")

FILMED IN MAELSTROMCAM* "*If the room continues spinning after 24 hours, call our Technical Assistance hotline."


"Another Pricey Pirate Production from Muppet Labs"

---------------

CURRENT JOKE: ("High School Mayhem")


MUPPET STUDIOS in an effort to please THOSE NOISY KIDS Next Door presents

"HIGH SCHOOL MAYHEM"

"You'll laugh, You'll Cry, You'll buy all the CDs from Muppet Labs Records"

"Presented in Schoolorama: You can really smell the inside of your Locker."

"Featuring a Cast of Thousands, and only a few hundred graduates."


"This Summer, School's out to sing a Ballad."

(Alt. 1 - "This Summer, Recess is a big, flashy, Musical number." )

(Alt. 2 - "This Summer, Playing hookie is hokey")

(Alt. 3 - "This Summer, being Popular has never had so much Pop")


"A Musical attempt to not look nerdy from Muppet Labs"

-------------------

Current Joke: ("Hammah Montana and Miss Piggy: Best of Both Worlds" "Disney Digital 3-D")

[Note: :hurl: Didn't even try, $%^*#$#wipes. Anyhoo...]


MUPPET STUDIOS presents the CELL PHONE FOOTAGE from a Concert of..."

[NOTE: If you are replacing the better posters, at least consider using this perfect line from one of them on this one...

"MUPPET STUDIOS in an effort to avoid PAPARAZZI productions..." ]


"Hammah Montana and Miss Piggy: Best of Both Wardrobes"

"Filmed in Superstarvison: It's so real, no autographs are allowed."

(ALT. 1 - "Filmed in ConcertVision: The Screaming is coming from Inside the Theater!")

(ALT. 2 - "Filmed with devote precision to fan image in IdolVision")

"When you grow up, you can forget you weren't really there!"

"The #1 Glam Ham in Concert"


"In Theaters for TWO WEEKS ONLY! Followed by a brief stay over due to extreme popularity, Worldwide Release, CD Recording release, then immediately released on Domestic DVD markets with reasonable Standard Retail Pricing."

"Another Source of Income to buy lunch for Muppet Labs"

---------------------------


CURRENT JOKE: ( "Beak-E" "In Space, No one can hear you Meep")

"In space, no one can hear you Meep"

"MUPPET STUDIOS presents a film legally acquired from OUTTA' SPACE Studios"

"Beak-E"

"In Technatissue: Films so moving, you'll move your self into the theater."

"Another touching story, scientifically fabricated by Muppet Labs"


------------------


See? Even using the horrid stuff they made, I was at least able to TRY and pay tribute to the original Muppet Vision by, I don't know, attempting the humor this attraction is known for.

Seriously, these are weaker than most Photoshop Phridays I've seen. The best part about the old posters (And why they were made so big) is that they were PACKED with Muppet Humor.

To the arguement: "Well posters aren't made like that anymore"

Answer: Go compare the old ones. Guess what? THEY BARELY resemble the films' in question posters.

THEY MADE THE PARODIES ORGINAL.


I'm still in shock that anyone would find these faux-attempts at funny even anywhere near the orginals.

Looking through my pictures of them, even I who had taken the pictures, found several jokes I had never noticed before.
:lol: :sohappy:


But these?


You guys REALLY love these?



Sigh. Looks like I'm the one who has to carry that weight.
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No, they are no better or no worse than the other ones. I don't see the discrepancy or weight you are carrying.:shrug::eek: Sorry.
 
EpcotServo

EpcotServo

Well-Known Member
EPCOT Explorer said:
No, they are no better or no worse than the other ones. I don't see the discrepancy or weight you are carrying.:shrug::eek: Sorry.
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"Carry that Weight" means I'm the only one who's going to be unhappy with it for the rest of forever.
:lol:

Seriously, tell me with a straight face that "Disney Digital 3-D" is just as funny as "Filmed in 3-D: The Apartment not the effect"

The Discrepancy is that the new ones blow rainbow colored Meh Chunks, whereas the old ones were actually good.
 
Victor

Victor

Active Member
EpcotServo said:
Actual Attempt at Writing (Even using the crummy choices they made if you love them so much)

First of all, all of them are missing any connection to Muppet Studios or Muppet Labs making the films, as they are supposed to be, Dumb-Dumb.



(CURRENT JOKE: Wild Frogs "Do something Wild before you Croak")

"Do something Wild before you Croak"

MUPPET STUDIOS PRESENTS in association with CHEEZY RIDER PRODUCTIONS

"Filmed in CycleVision: The Bugs in your teeth are not one of the Effects"

RATED FG-13: For Moving Vehicles threatening Amphibians

STARRING Kermit the Frog as a Rebel without some Gauze

Tim Allen Wrench as Missing Persons

John Revolta as That Guy who Gave Directions 40 miles Back

WITH

Kickstand Martin - Flies Downtheroad - and Overprice Fuel

And the BEAT EM' UP GANG (As Themselves)

"Another rebellious Mid-Life Crisis from Muppet Labs"

------------------------

CURRENT JOKE: ("Pirates of the Amphibian: At Wit's End" "On the high seas, it's easy turning green.")

[This one's the best I think, but still needs punching up, so let's]

"On the high Seas, it's Easy Turning Green"


MUPPET STUDIOS presents in association with NEED A BATHROOM BREAK PICTURES

"Pirate's of the Amphibian: At Wit's End"


"This July, Dead Men give no Scathing Reviews"

(Alt. 1- "This July, Dead Men tell no Spoilers")

(Alt. 2- "This July, Dead Men pay no Admission Fee")

(Alt. 3 - "This July, Dead Men must sign Sequel Contract")

FILMED IN MAELSTROMCAM* "*If the room continues spinning after 24 hours, call our Technical Assistance hotline."


"Another Pricey Pirate Production from Muppet Labs"

---------------

CURRENT JOKE: ("High School Mayhem")


MUPPET STUDIOS in an effort to please THOSE NOISY KIDS Next Door presents

"HIGH SCHOOL MAYHEM"

"You'll laugh, You'll Cry, You'll buy all the CDs from Muppet Labs Records"

"Presented in Schoolorama: You can really smell the inside of your Locker."

"Featuring a Cast of Thousands, and only a few hundred graduates."


"This Summer, School's out to sing a Ballad."

(Alt. 1 - "This Summer, Recess is a big, flashy, Musical number." )

(Alt. 2 - "This Summer, Playing hookie is hokey")

(Alt. 3 - "This Summer, being Popular has never had so much Pop")


"A Musical attempt to not look nerdy from Muppet Labs"

-------------------

Current Joke: ("Hammah Montana and Miss Piggy: Best of Both Worlds" "Disney Digital 3-D")

[Note: :hurl: Didn't even try, $%^*#$#wipes. Anyhoo...]


MUPPET STUDIOS presents the CELL PHONE FOOTAGE from a Concert of..."

[NOTE: If you are replacing the better posters, at least consider using this perfect line from one of them on this one...

"MUPPET STUDIOS in an effort to avoid PAPARAZZI productions..." ]


"Hammah Montana and Miss Piggy: Best of Both Wardrobes"

"Filmed in Superstarvison: It's so real, no autographs are allowed."

(ALT. 1 - "Filmed in ConcertVision: The Screaming is coming from Inside the Theater!")

(ALT. 2 - "Filmed with devote precision to fan image in IdolVision")

"When you grow up, you can forget you weren't really there!"

"The #1 Glam Ham in Concert"


"In Theaters for TWO WEEKS ONLY! Followed by a brief stay over due to extreme popularity, Worldwide Release, CD Recording release, then immediately released on Domestic DVD markets with reasonable Standard Retail Pricing."

"Another Source of Income to buy lunch for Muppet Labs"

---------------------------


CURRENT JOKE: ( "Beak-E" "In Space, No one can hear you Meep")

"In space, no one can hear you Meep"

"MUPPET STUDIOS presents a film legally acquired from OUTTA' SPACE Studios"

"Beak-E"

"In Technatissue: Films so moving, you'll move your self into the theater."

"Another touching story, scientifically fabricated by Muppet Labs"


------------------


See? Even using the horrid stuff they made, I was at least able to TRY and pay tribute to the original Muppet Vision by, I don't know, attempting the humor this attraction is known for.

Seriously, these are weaker than most Photoshop Phridays I've seen. The best part about the old posters (And why they were made so big) is that they were PACKED with Muppet Humor.

To the arguement: "Well posters aren't made like that anymore"

Answer: Go compare the old ones. Guess what? THEY BARELY resemble the films' in question posters.

THEY MADE THE PARODIES ORGINAL.


I'm still in shock that anyone would find these faux-attempts at funny even anywhere near the orginals.

Looking through my pictures of them, even I who had taken the pictures, found several jokes I had never noticed before.
:lol: :sohappy:


But these?


You guys REALLY love these?



Sigh. Looks like I'm the one who has to carry that weight.
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This is good stuff, seriously. It really retains the sense of humor of the older ones. Look, I get that people are 'just fine' with these new posters, but how can anyone think that these new posters are inspired or creative?

"Hey, let's replace the word Musical with Mayhem and photoshop in the characters!" Requires less that a minute of thought, and less than a half hour of photoshop work.
 
EPCOT Explorer

EPCOT Explorer

New Member
EpcotServo said:
"Carry that Weight" means I'm the only one who's going to be unhappy with it for the rest of forever.
:lol:

Seriously, tell me with a straight face that "Disney Digital 3-D" is just as funny as "Filmed in 3-D: The Apartment not the effect"

The Discrepancy is that the new ones blow rainbow colored Meh Chunks, whereas the old ones were actually good.
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In your opinion. I don't see it. :eek: Wish I did! :lol:
 
EpcotServo

EpcotServo

Well-Known Member
EPCOT Explorer said:
In your opinion. I don't see it. :eek: Wish I did! :lol:
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You don't see it because it's not there. The lack of sarcasm, wit, or even really cheesy jokes.


Ok, so a poster of the Electric Mayhem photoshopped in front of a red curtain.

VS.

picture.php


(In case you can't read it)

Muppet Studios (The Creators of "Mummy Dearest")

presents


CLEOPIGTRA

Starring Miss Piggy as Her Swiness

Featuring Kermit The Frog as Marc Anchovy
"He knew something was fishy!"

Introducing Rizzo and Yolinda Rat as Toot and Carmen

HIGH STYLE ON THE LOWER NILE

{In the golden seal with Gonzo Sphinx}

FILMED IN SNIFF-A-RAMA

"Something Stinks and it ain't the Sphinx"

Another smelly breakthrough from Muppet Labs


:lol:







Seriously, the money saved from Photoshop should have at least paid a writer to make the things actually funny...
 
EPCOT Explorer

EPCOT Explorer

New Member
EpcotServo said:
You don't see it because it's not there. The lack of sarcasm, wit, or even really cheesy jokes.


Ok, so a poster of the Electric Mayhem photoshopped in front of a red curtain.

VS.

picture.php


(In case you can't read it)

Muppet Studios (The Creators of "Mummy Dearest")

presents


CLEOPIGTRA

Starring Miss Piggy as Her Swiness

Featuring Kermit The Frog as Marc Anchovy
"He knew something was fishy!"

Introducing Rizzo and Yolinda Rat as Toot and Carmen

HIGH STYLE ON THE LOWER NILE

{In the golden seal with Gonzo Sphinx}

FILMED IN SNIFF-A-RAMA

"Something Stinks and it ain't the Sphinx"

Another smelly breakthrough from Muppet Labs


:lol:







Seriously, the money saved from Photoshop should have at least paid a writer to make the things actually funny...
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Heh! I like it. It's funny.

So are the new ones.:shrug:
 
cdunbar

cdunbar

Active Member
EpcotServo said:
You don't see it because it's not there. The lack of sarcasm, wit, or even really cheesy jokes.


Ok, so a poster of the Electric Mayhem photoshopped in front of a red curtain.

VS.

picture.php


(In case you can't read it)

Muppet Studios (The Creators of "Mummy Dearest")

presents


CLEOPIGTRA

Starring Miss Piggy as Her Swiness

Featuring Kermit The Frog as Marc Anchovy
"He knew something was fishy!"

Introducing Rizzo and Yolinda Rat as Toot and Carmen

HIGH STYLE ON THE LOWER NILE

{In the golden seal with Gonzo Sphinx}

FILMED IN SNIFF-A-RAMA

"Something Stinks and it ain't the Sphinx"

Another smelly breakthrough from Muppet Labs


:lol:







Seriously, the money saved from Photoshop should have at least paid a writer to make the things actually funny...
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Travis, sweetie I mean this in the best way possible but they aren't going to bring your posters...sorry :kiss:
 
EpcotServo

EpcotServo

Well-Known Member
unkadug said:
Photoshop ain't cheap! Especially with an artist adept at using it. :lookaroun
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Boss: I need a photoshops! Who can make a Photoshops!?!?!?

Intern: Ummm...I can...

Boss: Jenkins, Get this man whatever he needs! AND a bonus! He's going to do a PhotoShops!

:lol:
 

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