Mullets of Disney World

Lilo

New Member
Originally posted by Yellow Shoes
We've decided that a tank top best accentuates the mullet, but what else is a necessary accessory:

tattoos
hairy back
the tell-tale "circle" in the back pocket that indicates a can of Skoal


For the guys - earrings

For the girls - nose rings (at least in NY)
:lol:
 

WDWFREAK53

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by Yellow Shoes
We've decided that a tank top best accentuates the mullet, but what else is a necessary accessory:

tattoos
hairy back
the tell-tale "circle" in the back pocket that indicates a can of Skoal

(NASCAR, Budweiser, or Marlboro Tank top)
 

SpongeScott

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by spinsurgeon
I didn't want to say anything about the Southern States, but I had an inkling that there might be a mullet fest down there
You can rag on us all you want. Most of em down here are proud of their two teeth and double-wides.
 

WDWFREAK53

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by sandjhooker
You can rag on us all you want. Most of em down here are proud of their two teeth and double-wides.

The guy who invented the toothbrush lived in the south...

"Did you brush your tooth before viddles?"

That's why it's not called the TEETHbrush :lol:
 

MobileBadBoy

Account Suspended
Originally posted by sandjhooker
You can rag on us all you want. Most of em down here are proud of their two teeth and double-wides.
True, to a point. General southerner stereotypes do get quite old after a while though.
 

tenchu

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by spinsurgeon
I don't suppose many of you have been to Germany. I think the combination of moustache and mullet was invented there. They take a great pride in their mullets and start from the time they get their first haircut

Apologies to any German mullet wearers on the boards:wave:

I thought that was just in ____ films! :lol:

(I never realised that would get through the language filter!)

(So I edited it myself!)
 

WDWFREAK53

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by DMC-12
Air Plane tickets in pocket, to Chicago to be:
"on that there Jerry Springer show!"





;)

So, that means that they are flying next to their best friend's boyfriends' mother who is carrying the baby of their son...who's godmother will be the family dog... right?
 

DMC-12

It's HarmonioUS, NOT HarmoniYOU.
Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
So, that means that they are flying next to their best friend's boyfriends' mother who is carrying the baby of their son...who's godmother will be the family dog... right?


right... BUT... it will be, best friend's boyfriends' mother who is carrying the baby of their son...who's godmother will be the family dog that has a mullet!
 

WDWFREAK53

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by DMC-12
right... BUT... it will be, best friend's boyfriends' mother who is carrying the baby of their son...who's godmother will be the family dog that has a mullet!
ummm...won't they both? :lol:
 

Yellow Shoes

Well-Known Member
OK--two things.

I had not had enough caffeine when I first got a faceful of the latest mullet. Not a pleasant way to begin my day.

Second, I am rofl because right under the photo is Freak's sig:

"What a princess magnet!"

Makes it seem like Mr Mullet is the magnet.
 

WDWFREAK53

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by Yellow Shoes
OK--two things.

I had not had enough caffeine when I first got a faceful of the latest mullet. Not a pleasant way to begin my day.

Second, I am rofl because right under the photo is Freak's sig:

"What a princess magnet!"

Makes it seem like Mr Mullet is the magnet.

:lol: I didn't notice that :lol: that IS funny
 

MicBat

Well-Known Member
LMAO! I've never been to this post, but it's friggin hilarious!!! :lol:

I think I've seen your friends before, iluvepcot... are they tigers? i think I might have seen them in the quad or something..
 

WDWFREAK53

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Welcome to the wonderful world of mullethunters :)
Find a pic, post a pic :)

And never EVER forget our motto:

"Business up front, PARTY IN THE REAR!"
 

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