More Huggles than you or your grandmother can handle

MerHearted

MerHearted

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Computer Magic said:
Okay here is the situation. I get the call today from the job interviewer stating they selected someone who has educator experience. He went on to say, Even though they knew I didn't have educator experience, he didn't think there would be so many strong candiates. Blah Blah

This was the first time in my long career someone called to reject me by phone, most times it's by mail. Nice jester, but I must say I don't like that. I found out a lot sooner then the mail, but I don't like it. Send me an email.
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*huggles Sherman.... doesn't light his pants on fire* :wave:
 
DDuckFan130

DDuckFan130

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Computer Magic said:
Okay here is the situation. I get the call today from the job interviewer stating they selected someone who has educator experience. He went on to say, Even though they knew I didn't have educator experience, he didn't think there would be so many strong candiates. Blah Blah

This was the first time in my long career someone called to reject me by phone, most times it's by mail. Nice jester, but I must say I don't like that. I found out a lot sooner then the mail, but I don't like it. Send me an email.
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Sorry to hear these news Sherman. *HUGGLES* :wave:
 
MerHearted

MerHearted

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Computer Magic said:
But what if I wanted my pants set on fire :(

Maybe set the interviewers pants on fire :eek:
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"I don't like having my pants on fire", "I want my pants on fire."

MAKE UP YOUR MIND, PEOPLE!!! :fork: :brick:
 
DDuckFan130

DDuckFan130

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MerHearted said:
"I don't like having my pants on fire", "I want my pants on fire."

MAKE UP YOUR MIND, PEOPLE!!! :fork: :brick:
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You know what? You just gotta take the initiative and go with your gut instinct :rolleyes:

Why are you looking at my pants :lookaroun
 
TAC

TAC

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Computer Magic said:
Thanks for the Huggles..


The only thing is they knew my Master's is in Business. If they really wanted MS in Education why bring me in? I guess I can sort of see why but not really. *shrugs*
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Sherman, I don't know much about you, but you obviously sound older, like me, maybe even a little older.

If you really want that job, I would fire off a letter IMMEDIATELY (a next day letter) to that person, telling them what qualities you have that would make you a superior candidate. If you can remember what the interviewer talked about during the interview, use what "hot buttons" the interviewer had, and how your experience and knowledge for EACH of those "hot buttons" is the best they (the company) is going to get.

I hope that you did send a thank you letter (next day air) after the interview.

Just trying to help. :wave:
 
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Dakotadogy

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Friday night Huggles!

I just got home from work. My husband's downstairs veggie in front of the TV. My son is "on vacation" at Nana's. Wa-who!! No responsiblities.

I took the dogs out for their walk, fed them on the screened in back porch. Made my dinner (left over egg roll, mmmmm). Sat down to eat it and out of the corner of my eye, I saw Dakota trying to bury something with his nose. Of course he can't bury anything on in-door / out-door carpet. You know it's that little nudge, nudge, tap, tap burying action.

I got up to see what he was doing. And it was a dead bird!! Ugh! This is my first dead animal ever. He caught a bunny once, but we caught him in time to let it go. And all the years I've had cats, not one brought home a present.

I let the dogs in and called for my husband to remove the carcus. And he refused. So now, the dogs are pacing, crying and scratching at the door to get to this dead bird.

I don't even know where the thing came from. My porch is screened in! I feel so bad. I hope my dogs didn't kill it. I know they're dogs, but they're not hunting dogs. They're siberians, bred to pull not kill.

Ugh and the thing was in their mouths, too. No more kisses from them for a few days. Ugh. I'm soooo grossed out. And now, I have to figure out how to move it and where to put it.
 
speck76

speck76

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AliciaLuvzDizne said:
*huggles*

I found out today that there is competition for the position

also, my interview is wednesday morning.
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which position?

The IRS position: Where you just bend over and take it up the @ss with no lube.

The Brainsqueeze: Otherwise known as performing aral on a female correctly.

The Humidor: (Requires a cigar and an intern).


The Monday Night Football Colotial: (Actually just doggie style done facing the TV with the gameon with her in the football jersey of your favorite team).

The Kentucky Derby: (aka Woman astride ) be forewarned if you decide to use the western variant of this (The Rodeo) her spurs WILL wreak havoc on the bed linens!

The Bin Laden: Shoot your load, then run, duck, and hide.

Oral Submarine: The guy must Dive...Dive... Dive.

The Bugs Bunny: It's when the guy is on top with the women's legs pinnedbehind her head.

The British telecom position: You get EFFED by them and they never call you back.

The Grenade Position: I'll lie down and you blow the hell out of me.

The Enron Position: No matter what, you're getting it up the @ss.

Totally Screwed: The position you in when your spouse comes in early from work and catches you in a position you can't get out of...

The Accountant: Double entry (cumagain?).

And the #1 New Name for a $exual Position: The ever-famous "No, you gotta get your leg up higher...no, not like that, like this... NO it's got to be HIGHER than that. No, like this...oh, yeah that'd work...if you were the one with the v@gina ...NO, would you listen to me? HIGHER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OFMY MOUTH? You know what? Never mind...I don't even wanna do it anymore. No, I won't give you head. No, we can't try again ...Yeah, that's right. I am gonna use my vibrator... Well, I wouldn't have to if you could get your leg up! GOD!"
 
DDuckFan130

DDuckFan130

Well-Known Member
speck76 said:
which position?

The IRS position: Where you just bend over and take it up the @ss with no lube.

The Brainsqueeze: Otherwise known as performing aral on a female correctly.

The Humidor: (Requires a cigar and an intern).


The Monday Night Football Colotial: (Actually just doggie style done facing the TV with the gameon with her in the football jersey of your favorite team).

The Kentucky Derby: (aka Woman astride ) be forewarned if you decide to use the western variant of this (The Rodeo) her spurs WILL wreak havoc on the bed linens!

The Bin Laden: Shoot your load, then run, duck, and hide.

Oral Submarine: The guy must Dive...Dive... Dive.

The Bugs Bunny: It's when the guy is on top with the women's legs pinnedbehind her head.

The British telecom position: You get EFFED by them and they never call you back.

The Grenade Position: I'll lie down and you blow the hell out of me.

The Enron Position: No matter what, you're getting it up the @ss.

Totally Screwed: The position you in when your spouse comes in early from work and catches you in a position you can't get out of...

The Accountant: Double entry (cumagain?).

And the #1 New Name for a $exual Position: The ever-famous "No, you gotta get your leg up higher...no, not like that, like this... NO it's got to be HIGHER than that. No, like this...oh, yeah that'd work...if you were the one with the v@gina ...NO, would you listen to me? HIGHER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OFMY MOUTH? You know what? Never mind...I don't even wanna do it anymore. No, I won't give you head. No, we can't try again ...Yeah, that's right. I am gonna use my vibrator... Well, I wouldn't have to if you could get your leg up! GOD!"
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