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darthdarrel
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Believe me Jer, I could NOT fit into "YOUR" shorts! :lol: I`m wearing my own Cargo shorts thank you very much!Originally posted by DMC-12
ewww... :lookaroun why are you wearing my cargo shorts....? :veryconfu
You can keep them now :lol:
:lol:MouseMadness
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So, how was my evening you ask? Well, two kids had ballet tonight, and while child number 2 was having class, child number 1 had to be run to the dance store for new ballet slippers. Then I took child number one back for her class, picked up child number 2, and went to the grocery across the street. While at the grocery, it was "revealed" to me that child number 3 had taken off her underpants... and was wearing a SKIRT! 
So child number 3 got a stern lecture and after a quick exit from the grocery, we picked up child number 1 and came home. Now I have a splitting headache... but yet I plug on with my day. I throw all children in the bath tub. (yes, throw) They get clean, they get out, and I go to lay in the chair. While there I was sat on by 3 of the 4 children. Then it occurs to me that I have laundry and dishes that need done, so off I go. On my way down the hallway, I stub my two smallest toes on my left foot on the corner of the wall in the hallway, and it hurt so bad that I just crumpled up in a heap on the floor. :lol: Yes, I'm an oak. Anyway, I got my laundry and dishes started, and decided this kind of day called for a "special ending" :lookaroun FLUFFERNUTTERS of course! So I grab the fluff out of the cupboard, and the peanut butter... when I get to the counter to open the fluff... I realize the lid wasn't properly screwed on before, and my fluff is all dried out! 
so I eat the partially dehydrated fluff with my finger and cry. 
I settled on good ol' PB and J instead. *sigh*
So, who honestly read all that? Anyone? *crickets chirp*
So child number 3 got a stern lecture and after a quick exit from the grocery, we picked up child number 1 and came home. Now I have a splitting headache... but yet I plug on with my day. I throw all children in the bath tub. (yes, throw) They get clean, they get out, and I go to lay in the chair. While there I was sat on by 3 of the 4 children. Then it occurs to me that I have laundry and dishes that need done, so off I go. On my way down the hallway, I stub my two smallest toes on my left foot on the corner of the wall in the hallway, and it hurt so bad that I just crumpled up in a heap on the floor. :lol: Yes, I'm an oak. Anyway, I got my laundry and dishes started, and decided this kind of day called for a "special ending" :lookaroun FLUFFERNUTTERS of course! So I grab the fluff out of the cupboard, and the peanut butter... when I get to the counter to open the fluff... I realize the lid wasn't properly screwed on before, and my fluff is all dried out! so I eat the partially dehydrated fluff with my finger and cry. I settled on good ol' PB and J instead. *sigh* So, who honestly read all that? Anyone? *crickets chirp*
darthdarrel
New Member
So.... other then that How ya doin?Originally posted by MouseMadness
So, how was my evening you ask? Well, two kids had ballet tonight, and while child number 2 was having class, child number 1 had to be run to the dance store for new ballet slippers. Then I took child number one back for her class, picked up child number 2, and went to the grocery across the street. While at the grocery, it was "revealed" to me that child number 3 had taken off her underpants... and was wearing a SKIRT!
So, who honestly read all that? Anyone? *crickets chirp*
tigsmom
Well-Known Member
Originally posted by MouseMadness
So, how was my evening you ask? Well, two kids had ballet tonight, and while child number 2 was having class, child number 1 had to be run to the dance store for new ballet slippers. Then I took child number one back for her class, picked up child number 2, and went to the grocery across the street. While at the grocery, it was "revealed" to me that child number 3 had taken off her underpants... and was wearing a SKIRT!
So, who honestly read all that? Anyone? *crickets chirp*
I did! Had daughter #2 (6 at the time) wearing 5 " heels and dancing on the table in her underwear!
Long legs, blond hair= $$$ :lol:
darthdarrel
New Member
Originally posted by MouseMadness
So, how was my evening you ask? Well, two kids had ballet tonight, and while child number 2 was having class, child number 1 had to be run to the dance store for new ballet slippers. Then I took child number one back for her class, picked up child number 2, and went to the grocery across the street. While at the grocery, it was "revealed" to me that child number 3 had taken off her underpants... and was wearing a SKIRT!
So, who honestly read all that? Anyone? *crickets chirp*
Well...let's analyze this shall we?
While you were in the grocery store, child #3 took off her underpants while she was wearing a skirt...
You gave her a stern lecture why? For taking after her mom? :lookaroun
You throw all the girls in the tub at once...(trying to conserve water? :lookaroun or...were you just trying to see how much water you could displace before it overflowed?)
Now...you lay down...and 3 of the 4 kids come and jump on you...why? taking after their mother again...they're trying to see how much "mom" they can displace from the chair!
(Thus...taking after mom again)
You stubbed your toes and ended up on the ground...You did this on purpose and didn't even realize it...because you wanted to be on the same level as your children
(Sorry, there is just NO explanation for dried out Fluff)
So, in essence... Your kids will be just fine and they're going to grow up to be great people...because they're going to take after their wonderful mother
(and that ain't bull...that's straight from the heart)
Irrawaddy Erik
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Some one needs a hug........*Huggles*Originally posted by MouseMadness
So, how was my evening you ask? Well, two kids had ballet tonight, and while child number 2 was having class, child number 1 had to be run to the dance store for new ballet slippers. Then I took child number one back for her class, picked up child number 2, and went to the grocery across the street. While at the grocery, it was "revealed" to me that child number 3 had taken off her underpants... and was wearing a SKIRT!
So, who honestly read all that? Anyone? *crickets chirp*
How you doin?
MouseMadness
Well-Known Member
RAWR!
I'm doin... how YOU doin' whatchu doin'? And thanks for the hug
I took my puppy for a walk and I feel much better now.
Steamboat_Kevin
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Yowza!Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
While you were in the grocery store, child #3 took off her underpants while she was wearing a skirt...
You gave her a stern lecture why? For taking after her mom? :lookaroun
Steamboat_Kevin
Well-Known Member
OOOHHH!!!
A puppy! What kind of puppy do you have, Christy?
MouseMadness
Well-Known Member
A Beagle
His name is wilhelm, and there is a picture of him which I will now search for. I'll post it as soon as I find it.
Steamboat_Kevin
Well-Known Member
Oh! I love beagles! Beagle puppies are adorable, and Wilhelm is quite possibly the cutest name I've ever heard!!!Originally posted by MouseMadness
A Beagle
MouseMadness
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Irrawaddy Erik
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I'm going to have to fuss Vince LOL thats my pic of the rare and elusive bag headed Freak......Originally posted by MouseMadness
Aw, thanks Kevin.
le growl:lookaroun
Steamboat_Kevin
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As for Wilhelm,Originally posted by MouseMadness
Aw, thanks Kevin.
AAAWWW!!!
As for the Freaky,
AAAHHH!!!
JK Bri
(Erik...I gotta give you some credit...nobody has ever got a shot of the bag-headed Freak before...and I can almost guarantee that nobody ever will again :lol: )
Irrawaddy Erik
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Speaking of rare shots......I wanna see the vids of me pole vaulting over the M:S wall.