Mindless Banter

[garyhoov]

Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
Rude? How is calling her a Milf...rude??? I would take that as a compliment...

(Is today "Opposite Day" and I just didn't get the memo?)

Uh . . . okay then . . . Brian, you're a real MILF.:slurp: :kiss: :lol:

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Originally posted by MouseMadness
Yeah, he's a jerk. And to think I'm meeting him in a couple weeks! But I'm packing my "special things" to take to our meet. You know, mace/pepper spray, brass knuckles, and all self defense I've learned from my Tae Bo videos.

AND TIGSMOM!! *dies*:lol:

Mace = Whipped Cream
Pepper Spray = Chocolate Syrup
Brass Knuckles = Whip
Tae-Bo = Kama Sutra

(Oh...did you forget to give everyone else the "Christy Secret Decoder Ring?")

 

[wsapooh]

Maybe she doesn't know what an MILF is.



I know I don't! :lookaroun

 

[MouseMadness]

Originally posted by wsapooh
Maybe she doesn't know what an MILF is.



I know I don't! :lookaroun

Yes, I know what it is.

 

[wsapooh]

OK - then I'm totally confused and backing out of this conversation!

:hammer:

 

[MouseMadness]

Originally posted by wsapooh
OK - then I'm totally confused and backing out of this conversation!

:hammer:

It means Mom is Lotsa Fun

 

[garyhoov]

Originally posted by MouseMadness
It means Mom is Lotsa Fun

Ahhhhh, is she now? Say no more, say no more. A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat. Nudge, nudge.

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Originally posted by garyhoov
Ahhhhh, is she now? Say no more, say no more. A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat. Nudge, nudge.

(you forgot the :animwink: :animwink: :lol: )

I think it means that Christy is a "go-er" ,you know...she..."goes"

Is she a Sport? Does she Go? Nudge Nudge wink wink...say no more know what I mean...know what I mean?

A MILF is something that can't really be explained here...

Umm...

Mom I'd Like to......fish with? :lookaroun

 

[tigsmom]

Originally posted by garyhoov
Marie Antoinette?

:lol:

 

[tigsmom]

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

 

[darthdarrel]

Originally posted by tigsmom
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

I agree with you! LOL!
Doesn`t make sense at all! LOL!

 

[tigsmom]

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
about seeing UFOs like they use to?

 

[darthdarrel]

Originally posted by tigsmom
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
about seeing UFOs like they use to?

Actually you are wrong,UFO"SIGHTINGS" have risen!

 

[tigsmom]

Thank you Darrel.

 

[darthdarrel]

Originally posted by tigsmom
Thank you Darrel.

You`re quite welcome!

 

[DMC-12]

Originally posted by darthdarrel
Actually you are wrong,UFO"SIGHTINGS" have risen!

*stuffs crop circles down Darrels pants* :sohappy: :lol:

 

[tigsmom]

Originally posted by DMC-12
*stuffs crop circles down Darrels pants* :sohappy: :lol:

Now we're havin fun!! :sohappy:

(but don't they itch? :lookaroun )

 

[darthdarrel]

Originally posted by DMC-12
*stuffs crop circles down Darrels pants* :sohappy: :lol:

*stuffs E.T. Down Jer`s pants*! :lol:

 

[DMC-12]

Originally posted by darthdarrel
*stuffs E.T. Down Jer`s pants*! :lol:

(ehm! I am wearing cargo shorts)

*Shakes ET down right leg and kicks him to the curb* :sohappy: :wave:

 

[darthdarrel]

Originally posted by DMC-12
(ehm! I am wearing cargo shorts)

*Shakes ET down right leg and kicks him to the curb* :sohappy: :wave:

So am I! :lol: *shakes Crop circles down leg* :sohappy: