Oh boy this going to be a long post...
Do you not go outside at all? Literally everything in our pop culture of today is being inspired by nostalgia, films are being remade, television shows are being brought back from the dead. Every single aspect from clothing to toys is being drudged up to take advantage of your brand recognition. And being that it's close to 90 years since Walt created Mickey I'd say Disney has it's fair share of nostalgia to dig through. Do you remember Mickey Mouse?????
This is personal taste since art is subjective but the new shorts are extremely popular with all ages and are easy to relate and connect to.
I would question the logic of bringing a 3 day old baby and possibly her mother on board or the stability of bringing Grandma on any ride. They might end up having to take that exclusive ride on an ambulance backstage... They could even theme it to Walt's days of driving one.
And 100% of people who make up statistics don't show sources! (Movielover, WDWMagic, 2017)
I think by that point you are actually not moving at all?
"Hey kids, you having fun on this stationary ride yet?"
Those are not rides...
It has been confirmed that there will be AA's.
Again subjective, but Mickey in these new shorts looks a lot closer to the original "traditional" style than he has in decades...
I would argue that this is detrimental to a child's learning and ability to processes events in life. If we do not challenge children and respect their ability to feel and understand emotions like fear and sadness then we are not preparing them for life ahead and they end up as a non productive member of society... also known as a Liberal Leftest!
Also dumbing down anything in order to please you as a parent's view on what they "think" their precious little ones should be learning is helping no one but your ego.