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FigmentJedi
Well-Known Member
Sounds Dangerous: (In Ackbar voice) IT'S A TRAP!
Stitch's Great Escape: It'll make you hate an otherwise great character
Winnie the Pooh(Disneyland): Winnie the Pooh, probably finding some honey, and all his friends sold seperately. Winnie the Pooh, probably battling Heffalumps, Buy all our playsets and toys!
JIIWF: See Eric Idle become Figment's .
Stitch's Great Escape: It'll make you hate an otherwise great character
Winnie the Pooh(Disneyland): Winnie the Pooh, probably finding some honey, and all his friends sold seperately. Winnie the Pooh, probably battling Heffalumps, Buy all our playsets and toys!
JIIWF: See Eric Idle become Figment's .
Coaster3001
Active Member
Great Movie Ride - Yes it really is a ride. No it's not a coaster!!!
GenerationX
Well-Known Member
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Funny stuff everyone! Particularly enjoy dxwwf3, DMC-12, and Enderikari entries. Keep 'em coming.
Funny stuff everyone! Particularly enjoy dxwwf3, DMC-12, and Enderikari entries. Keep 'em coming.
GenerationX
Well-Known Member
Country Bear Jamboree - Now with less Jam and more boree!
World Showcase
Mexico - See if you can find the most embarrassing part of the boat ride
Malestrom - After eating at Mexico, your bathroom stay will be longer than this ride
China - Updated film, same results
Germany - Beer, Sausage, and Pretzels. At least we aren't being stereotypical.
Italy - Come see the doors that were supposed to be the entrance to a boat attraction!
American Adventure - The most thought provoking pavilion at World Showcase. And we are just talking about the food selection at the Liberty Inn.
Japan - You won't find a freakier store this side of the Atlantic Ocean
Morocco - Is there anything there? If so please let us know
France - Come smell our native perfumes. And then feel sicker than 50 rides on Mission Space.
United Kingdom - We sell Beatles shirts. And have a Beatles cover band. What were you expecting, Oasis?
Canada - Our song is catchier than your song
Mexico - See if you can find the most embarrassing part of the boat ride
Malestrom - After eating at Mexico, your bathroom stay will be longer than this ride
China - Updated film, same results
Germany - Beer, Sausage, and Pretzels. At least we aren't being stereotypical.
Italy - Come see the doors that were supposed to be the entrance to a boat attraction!
American Adventure - The most thought provoking pavilion at World Showcase. And we are just talking about the food selection at the Liberty Inn.
Japan - You won't find a freakier store this side of the Atlantic Ocean
Morocco - Is there anything there? If so please let us know
France - Come smell our native perfumes. And then feel sicker than 50 rides on Mission Space.
United Kingdom - We sell Beatles shirts. And have a Beatles cover band. What were you expecting, Oasis?
Canada - Our song is catchier than your song
tirian
Well-Known Member
I'll quote myself from another thread:
Unused Descriptions:
The Hall of Presidents Watch dead people come to life.
It's a Small World Scary indoor boat ride.
Cinderella's Golden Carrousel A carousel.
Tomorrowland Indy Speedway Putt around and crash.
Carousel of Progress A carousel.
Stitch's Great Escape Sit in the dark.
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Unused Descriptions:
The Hall of Presidents Watch dead people come to life.
It's a Small World Scary indoor boat ride.
Cinderella's Golden Carrousel A carousel.
Tomorrowland Indy Speedway Putt around and crash.
Carousel of Progress A carousel.
Stitch's Great Escape Sit in the dark.
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ToTBellHop
Well-Known Member
tirian said:
Haha...I just noticed the double meaning in that :king:
tirian
Well-Known Member
Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular: Watch some death-defying stunts.
Lights, Motors, Action Car Stunt Show: Watch some death-defying stunts.
Streets of America: Wander without getting mugged.
Voyage of the Little Mermaid: Set sail on a magical, amazing adventure. Lasts five minutes.
Tower of Terror: Fall.
Rock-N-Rollercoaster: Shoot along Aerosmith's riffs.
:lookaroun
Okay, I just weirded myself out with that last one.
Lights, Motors, Action Car Stunt Show: Watch some death-defying stunts.
Streets of America: Wander without getting mugged.
Voyage of the Little Mermaid: Set sail on a magical, amazing adventure. Lasts five minutes.
Tower of Terror: Fall.
Rock-N-Rollercoaster: Shoot along Aerosmith's riffs.
:lookaroun
Okay, I just weirded myself out with that last one.
WDWPrnces02
New Member
YOur cracking me up over here
Epcot Fututre World
Spaceship earth - Giant Golf ball
Mission Space - Death trap
Epcot world showcase
Mexico - Catchy tune that sticks in your head for days
Norway - Run or they'll kidnapp you
China - Giant sugar bowl
American adventure - the palce where ben and tom look real
Canada - What are you doing in canada ..A???? (that 70's show episode)
Magic Kingdom
Main Street Usa - more like Main Street get out of the way
Country BEar Jamboree - singing bears
space mountain - the safer way to travel through space
New Tiki Birds - liking the old one better
Splash mountain - the bumper cars, Log Style
Thunder mountain - a reat way to dry off after Splash mtn.
Animal Kingdom - the world without Shade
Dinosaur - aka Countdown to extinction (could you now change the name back PPPlllleeeaaasseee)
Chester and HEster - Tilt a whirl with dinosaurs (ding)
Epcot Fututre World
Spaceship earth - Giant Golf ball
Mission Space - Death trap
Epcot world showcase
Mexico - Catchy tune that sticks in your head for days
Norway - Run or they'll kidnapp you
China - Giant sugar bowl
American adventure - the palce where ben and tom look real
Canada - What are you doing in canada ..A???? (that 70's show episode)
Magic Kingdom
Main Street Usa - more like Main Street get out of the way
Country BEar Jamboree - singing bears
space mountain - the safer way to travel through space
New Tiki Birds - liking the old one better
Splash mountain - the bumper cars, Log Style
Thunder mountain - a reat way to dry off after Splash mtn.
Animal Kingdom - the world without Shade
Dinosaur - aka Countdown to extinction (could you now change the name back PPPlllleeeaaasseee)
Chester and HEster - Tilt a whirl with dinosaurs (ding)
bassman
New Member
ok i got a few
SGE: a disney first, the torture chamber,can you escape?
ITS A SMALL WORLD: new for 2006, journey the countrys of the world whilst blasting annoying little dolls that only know 1 song using your special shotguns
KILAMANJARO SAFARIS:get lost in our man made savana, and end up stopping at an outpost that is only a few steps from where you started
inoventions:come and see what the 60s were like and wonder just how they got a full-size firetruck through a 4ft wide door
POTC: where has the rum gone?
TTA : the fastest mode of transport you will ever ride, winner of the snails pace award
INDY SPEEDWAY : whiplash free with park admission
wonders of life : test how much your voice echos in this state of the art empty building,the 1st of its kind in florida
soarin: smell where your going before you even set off.
SGE: a disney first, the torture chamber,can you escape?
ITS A SMALL WORLD: new for 2006, journey the countrys of the world whilst blasting annoying little dolls that only know 1 song using your special shotguns
KILAMANJARO SAFARIS:get lost in our man made savana, and end up stopping at an outpost that is only a few steps from where you started
inoventions:come and see what the 60s were like and wonder just how they got a full-size firetruck through a 4ft wide door
POTC: where has the rum gone?
TTA : the fastest mode of transport you will ever ride, winner of the snails pace award
INDY SPEEDWAY : whiplash free with park admission
wonders of life : test how much your voice echos in this state of the art empty building,the 1st of its kind in florida
soarin: smell where your going before you even set off.
ToTBellHop
Well-Known Member
bassman said:
They TOTALLY need to add guns! That would finally move "it's a small world" from C-ticket to E-Ticket for me!:sohappy:
PirateJessica20
Member
bassman said:
roflroflrofl....roflcopter....this is great!
bjunderwood
Member
Jungle Cruise-Think Kilamanjaro except more...um...fake.
Splash Mountain- Sit back, relax, and enjoy the smell of moldy rubber logs!
Test Trak- We dare you to ride it and not see it break down.
Mission Space- Sure it's had its problems, but you can't blame it all on us...NASA helped.
Circle of Life- See it four times in a row... yeah have fun with THAT.
Club Cool- Come sample free bevr... What?! FREE?! At Disney World?! We should probably change that...
Pooh's Playful Spot- Hey parents! Need something for the kids to do? Tell them submarines are buried underneath the playground and give them a shovel! They'll be at it for days...
Splash Mountain- Sit back, relax, and enjoy the smell of moldy rubber logs!
Test Trak- We dare you to ride it and not see it break down.
Mission Space- Sure it's had its problems, but you can't blame it all on us...NASA helped.
Circle of Life- See it four times in a row... yeah have fun with THAT.
Club Cool- Come sample free bevr... What?! FREE?! At Disney World?! We should probably change that...
Pooh's Playful Spot- Hey parents! Need something for the kids to do? Tell them submarines are buried underneath the playground and give them a shovel! They'll be at it for days...
T-1MILLION
New Member
The enchanted Tiki room under new management: We aplogize for this terrible version if you never had the chance to see the original....and if you have seen the original, we aplogize even more for this new version. :lol:
OR
The enchanted Tiki room under new management: You thought Eisnerer and or the current Walt Disney Company management was bad? Check out the Tiki room's.
-Preston
OR
The enchanted Tiki room under new management: You thought Eisnerer and or the current Walt Disney Company management was bad? Check out the Tiki room's.
-Preston