Make your own WDW Park Map descriptions

[dxwwf3]

In honor of the hilarious new descriptions used on the smaller park maps, it is now time for a spoof.

MK

Splash Mountain - See how many effects aren't working today
Pirates of the Caribbean - Where Johnny Depp lives!
Jungle Cruise - Make fun of old audio animatronics
Country Bear Jamboree - We dare you to try and hear the show in the back
Peter Pan's Flight - Flying pirate ship. What else do you need to know?
It's A Small World - It's not just the name of a song, it's a way of life
Stitch's Great Escape - ?

 

[jmvd20]

Stitches Great Escape: Just Don't do it

Epcot

Test Track: View broken down cars sitting on ride track
Norway: Boat ride with women from Norway


Pleasure Island: Just like Baghdad during Operation Desert Storm

 

[peter11435]

Tomorrowland Transit Authority - Should be called the People Mover
Liberty Square River Boat - Good Luck finding it

 

[dxwwf3]

Epcot

Soarin' - Come and see how long the line is
Mission Space - More spin than a politician
Spaceship Earth - Your car WILL go backwards for your return to Earth
Innoventions - If you find something interesting, let us know
The Living Seas - Fish are friends, not food. Except at the Coral Reef
Journey To Imagination Pavilion - Eric Idle is still alive. We have proof.

 

[jmvd20]

Epcot

Innoventions - If you find something interesting, let us know

Early leader IMO :lol: :lol:

 

[jmvd20]

EPCOT

Mission Space: Experimental Population COntrol Technology

 

[PlaneJane]

EPCOT

Mission Space: Experimental Population COntrol Technology

Ok... you're cool :brick:


Haunted Mansion: We have the lame bride.

 

[dxwwf3]

Haunted Mansion: We have the lame bride.

Hopefully not for long

 

[dxwwf3]

AK

Expedition Everest - Yeti
Dinosaur - The most non kid friendly attraction ever based on an animated film
It's Tough To Be A Bug - The 2nd most non kid friendly attraction ever based on an animated film
Kali River Rapids - Bring your poncho
Cretaceous Trail - Best. Attraction. Ever.
Primeval Whirl - Bring your shoulder pads
Kilimanjaro Safaris - You better hope your guide doesn't run out of gas money
Rafiki's Planet Watch - We have to take a train ride to get to THIS?
Pocahontas and Her Forest Friends - Uh...we really didn't write this script. Honestly.

 

[ToTBellHop]

Expedition: Everest--Legend of the Forbidden Mountain: We swear, the YETI broke all the special effects!
Mission: SPACE: Not even Gary Sinise will ride any more
Soarin': You'll probably want to ride Living with the Land after you see the 5-hour wait time
Tower of Terror: We say every ride is different but it's really not--we promise every ride will be in time for Tower of Terror 5...but not really.
Journey Into Imagination with Figment: Yes, we ARE actually open, so you people can start lining up.
Kilimanjaro Safaris: We do realize Little Red has been little for too long...we are considering hormone therapy.
Stitch's Great Escape!: Blame Canada.
"it's a small world": Sorry Jack, Chucky's back!
Haunted Mansion: Eventually, we will actually refurbish this ride
Pirates of the Caribbean: The ride based on the movie that started it all
Enchanted Tiki Room--UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT!: enjoy a nap in the air-conditioning
Lights, Motors, Action!: Now you know why we haven't gotten rid of the Indy show yet...
Space Mountain: On-ride audio? Bring headphones.
Wishes!: You'll wish we would stop using the word "wish" so many times as your favorite characters wish for wishes.
Fantasmic!: for the last time, we know there were better movies than Pocahontas!

 

[PlaneJane]

Hopefully not for long

Yes hopefully, but I am not getting my hopes up since we won't be getting a holiday overlay..

 

[dxwwf3]

Stitch's Great Escape!: Blame Canada.
Haunted Mansion: Eventually, we will actually refurbish this ride
Pirates of the Caribbean: The ride based on the movie that started it all
Lights, Motors, Action!: Now you know why we haven't gotten rid of the Indy show yet...
Space Mountain: On-ride audio? Bring headphones.

:lol:

Those were my favorites, especially Lights, Motors, Action. Priceless! (And True)

 

[dxwwf3]

MGM

Tower of Terror - No you don't really stand. Yes we know the commercials are misleading.
Rock N Roller Coaster - How many times does it take YOU to memorize the preshow?
The Great Movie Ride - We ARE that confident. Not a "good" movie in this bunch.
Who Wants To Be A Millionare Play It - Even we are confused to why this attraction hasn't been changed
Sounds Dangerous - But it's not really

ABC Theater - We dare you to find a bigger waste of space
The Magic of Disney Animation - Ok, you win

Backlot Tour - A ride to nowhere in particular
Lights, Motors, Action - If you choose to see this, we apologize in advance
Star Tours - This ride will never change. Never
Muppet Vision 3D - What other foolishness would you rather see?

 

[DMC-12]

Splash Mountain - How do you get your foot caught in a log? :veryconfu :lookaroun

Pirates of the Caribbean - Now without the musty moldy smell!

Country Bear Jamboree - Really creepy back-woods hoedown atmosphere.

It's A Small World - Evil dolls try to steal your soul.

Tomorrowland Transit Authority - Our People Mover works, unlike Detroit's!

Spaceship Earth - Bumpy omni-mover track, shoddy audio, still no post show.

Mission: SPACE - We're taming one bay down, for those of you that cannot head the 20 warnings we give you.

It's Tough To Be A Bug - Things poke you in your butt! Who doesnt like that?

The Living Seas - Come line up for Turtle Talk, in the middle of the pavilion, and block everyones way!

Indy Stunt Show - Yes, it's old & lame after the first time you see it. But still come see it! Please?

Festival of the Lion King - Men in colorful tights thrust in your general direction!

 

[dxwwf3]

Those are hillarious guys.

 

[mousermerf]

Epcot..

Wonder of Life - Celebrate the joy of.. oh, who cares?
Body Wars - See Star Tours.
Cranium Command - See Tiki Room.
Making of Me - Ask your mother.

Universe of Energy - Dark, loud, Ellen, dinosaurs.
Test Track - Go boom then go vroom!
Imagination - Not crap, really, we promise, it has the longest description it MUST be good. Trust us!
Kristos - Bendy folks.
Living Seas - Sing: "It's a biiiiig blue wall!"
Maelstrom - Boat ride with trolls.
Living with the Land - Boat ride with plants, not trolls.
El Rio del Tiempo - Boat ride with neither trolls nor plants.. nor a point. Cute.
Spaceship Earth - Not a golf ball! Ride.
M:S - We give up. We warned you people - how many signs does it take?
Odyssey - Mysterious wonderland of glorious special events YOU will never be invited to! HA!

 

[Expo_Seeker40]

Tomorrowland Transit Authority: Sit in a blue vehicle. :dazzle:

Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress: 10 bucks your theater won't revolve today.

Space Mountain: Here's to the future and screaming

Stitch: Try Carousel of Progress as an alternative attraction.

Peter Pan's Flight: Fly over Peter...and Wendy too!!!

Small World: Small Dolls Small Sets Small World

Thunder Mountain: Train Ride from Hell


Spaceship Earth: Sieeeeeeeeeeeemens

Imagination: We recommend a time machine trip to EPCOT Center of the late 80s.

Test Track: Less exciting than I-4 during rush hour; don't buy GM cars.

O' Canada: Visit expedia for vacation information

Impressions de France: Visit expedia for vacation information


Tower of Terror: You're elevator will go down...a bit.

Great Movie Ride: See some great B movies. :zipit: j/k! I luv this ride!


Expedition Everest: The yeti and steam might be on A mode today.

 

[marni1971]

Wonders of Life - This space to rent

Universe of Energy - multiplex cinema

Spaceship Earth - prototype suspension test from Test Track.

Test Track - forerunner of Rocket Rods

Imagination - wet weather cover

Upstairs in Imagination - there isn`t one. Don`t be silly. Unless you want to rent it?

The Living Seas - we got so many complaints we HAD to put a ride back in

Innoventions - so badly laid out we give you another map

El Rio Del Tiempo - It`s a Small World from south of the border. Who said "If You Had Wings??"

O`Canada - made in 1981, not updated; flared trousers were in fashion the first time here!

Reflections of China - made in 1981, updated to edit out the flared trousers

Impressions de France - made in 1981, but you can`t see any flares so we havn`t changed it.

Imagination - yes, we know we`ve already mentioned it, but please come and see it. Please.

The American Adventure - the best multimedia show we ever made. Because it`s ours.

Disney-MGM Studios - this space to rent. This name won`t go away.

and... 20,000 Leagues under the grass. It took us a decade to decide to build a...field.

 

[Missin_Disney]

Journey into your Imagination - Yup we ruined it but wont admit it

Big Thunder Mountain - You call it the runaway train

Space Mountain - See the flying cookies

The Backlot Tour - Get drunk and be part of the stage show (We did)

Its a small world - annoy your friends and family (and yourself) all day singing this song

thats all i can think of for now

 

[wild01ride]

I'm not sure if I agree with this:

It's Tough To Be A Bug - Things poke you in your butt! Who doesnt like that?

after reading this:

Festival of the Lion King - Men in colorful tights thrust in your general direction!

:lol:

Epcot
Spaceship Earth - What do you mean you can't hear the ride audio over the sound of the track?

Oh Canada! - Try "Drinking Around the World" then standing in the middle of a room with a 360 degree movie screen without holding onto anything. We dare you!

Universe of Energy - At least there are Dinosaurs-that's cool, right?!

Wonders of Life - Wonder who thought this would be a good idea?

Test Track - Hope you haven't been waiting in line for 2 hours when that afternoon rainstorm hits!

Mission: Space - Take it for a spin!

Honey I Shrunk the Audience - This is better than Captain EO?

Journey Into Imagination with Figment - We know you liked it better when it incorporated a pedophile-looking older man who had his hand up a dragon's a$$!

Living Seas - Can you see the ride track over there through the glass? Yeah, that used to be cool!

AK
Kilimanjaro Safaris - Like Driver's Education, except if you go off the road, you will end up in [Crocodile, Hippo, Lion, etc.] inhabitted territory.

Flights of Wonder - I don't know, has anyone actually seen it to know what's inside?

Other
River Country - Beware of what swims "up stream" if you know what I mean!

Blizzard Beach - THO in the Florida sun!

Walt Disney World Bus System - Replaces Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Port Orleans Water Launch - Kickin' Wake with a 250 horse motor on a pontoon boat!