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Chape19714

Chape19714

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Fantasmic-Watch clips of Disney movies on a magical water screen.
Carousel of Progress-What we though the future would be like in 1971.
Voyage of the Little Mermaid-Get Wet..see an awsome opening scene, then view a confusing and terrible stage version of the show...completely out of order!
Astro Orbiter-Dumbo on Steriods
Tricatop Spin-Dumbo on Drugs
Everest-Get prepared to face a strobe light and yeti silloute!
It's tough to be a bug-Come see 7-10 little kids cry and scream.
Primeval Whirl-Imagine the Mad tea party on wheels...put together unimaginitivly.
 
Heatherbell

Heatherbell

Active Member
bjunderwood said:
Jungle Cruise-Think Kilamanjaro except more...um...fake.
Splash Mountain- Sit back, relax, and enjoy the smell of moldy rubber logs!
Test Trak- We dare you to ride it and not see it break down.
Mission Space- Sure it's had its problems, but you can't blame it all on us...NASA helped.
Circle of Life- See it four times in a row... yeah have fun with THAT.
Club Cool- Come sample free bevr... What?! FREE?! At Disney World?! We should probably change that...
Pooh's Playful Spot- Hey parents! Need something for the kids to do? Tell them submarines are buried underneath the playground and give them a shovel! They'll be at it for days...
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WOW! That one about Club Cool was a good one. I am still shocked they don't charge at Club Cool
 
maxime29

maxime29

Premium Member
Small World - learn the most annoying song in 500 languages
El Rio del Tiempo - Small world in one language
Tom Sawyer's Island - tricked you! it's not a ride.
Carousel of Progress - Yes, it's still here
Kilimanjaro Safaris - The animals still need maintenance
Dinosaur - Remember the movie?
Spaceship Earth - Ride in a golf ball
 
bassman

bassman

New Member
rock 'n' rollercoaster:feel what its like to be a drunk street racer
o'canada/wonders of china:can you see the whole film without becoming dizzy
tower of terror:we have a saying for if this ride goes wrong,once you drop you cant stop
PoTC:'yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me,yo ho yo ho its now based on the movie'.
haunted mansion:what happens after the retirement home.
 
blackerbys17

blackerbys17

New Member
OKAY, I couldn't resist, here goes:

It’s a Small World – Kids misbehaving? Take them on this ride and tell them that if they don’t shape up you’ll leave them there with all the other singing orphans!

Pirate’s of the Caribbean - You think your husband is a louse? Check out these dirty, drunken fools!

Splash Mountain – So, you think that’s just water you had splashed on your face? Think again!

Hall of Presidents – Disney’s version of “timeout”. Remind your kids that if they act up on this trip you’ll force them to go on this and learn, eeekkkk![

Tom Sawyer Island – Child exchange center. Is your child annoying you? No problem! Simply take them here and exchange them for another of the freely roaming children. (Only one exchange per day please.)

Indy Speedway – Just how many times can you be bumped from behind before you turn around and say something Un-Disney like?

Mission:Space – You thought that last flu you had was bad? Wait till you ride this!

Winnie the Pooh – Wait 1 hour in line for a 45 second ride, enjoy!

Soarin – How many trips will you have to make to Epcot before you finally get to ride? (3 and counting so far for me :cry: )

Wishes – you’ll wish you hadn’t stayed this late when you have to exit the park with 75,000 other people, wait ½ an hour to board a monorail, and walk yet ANOTHER mile in search of your car all while carrying a 40 pound sleeping child!

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tink81

tink81

New Member
Universe of Energy- DINOSAURS and lots of 'em! (don't make us try and explain the connection)

Sounds Dangerous- Drew Carey=funny

Voyage of the Little Mermaid- SUCKAS! you thought there would be boats

Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh- Hopefully the bright colors and whimsical atmosphere of this ride will help you forget the bitter lawsuit we faught to steal the copyrights

Magic Carpets of Aladdin- proof there is always space to cram in attractions with movie tie ins

Pirates of the Caribbean- temporarily closed for upgrades; DOWNGRADE! (Best Week Ever)
 
A

Ariellen

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Main Street Cinema: We've put the "SIN" in Cinema...forget company history, you can buy stuff here! And it's such a good gift shop, you may just feel bad about hating its existance.

Exposition Hall: We give up. See if you can spot the math error on the plaque commemorating Toy Story on our Wall of Classics! See if you're lucky enough to be here when the cartoons are actually playing. Note: if you're here during Mickey's Not So Scary, sorry. Candy storage really is more important than keeping some nostalgia in the parks.

Magic Carpets of Aladdin: It's Dumbo! But with rugs! We used to have a novelty gift shop themed to the shop name and this attraction, but...well, we don't anymore.

Swiss Family Treehouse: Never tell us we don't appreciate some of our less widely known films!

Splash Mountain: One of our most successful attractions ever. No, we won't let you actually see the movie it was based on.

Haunted Mansion: So scary, we're afraid to refurbish it!

Peter Pan's Flight: The best dark ride here, but you probably won't actually get to experience it.

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh: Please? We made a lot of people mad by putting this here. Justify us! And those of you who are still bitter...pay your respects at the Haunted Mansion pet cemetery.

Mickey's PhilharMagic: The real star is Donald.

Cinderellabration: Plot? What is this 'plot' you speak of? Make your little Princess happy with her own replica of Cinderella's coronation gown!

Stitch's Great Escape: Now only open to the public who hasn't seen Lilo & Stitch; at least that will silence the folks who complain about the lack of continuity between the ride and the movie.

Astro Orbitor: DUMBO! Bigger, higher, and in space!

Space Mountain: Can YOU resist waving or making faces at yourself as you exit this ride?

Journey Into Imagination With Figment: ...but we brought back Figment, what more do you want?!

Soarin': How many people will shout "YAY, DISNEY WORLD!!!" during the last scene this time?

Universe of Energy: No longer feels like a bad high school science class! You know you're only here for the dinosaurs.

Wonders of Life: Dead.
 
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Ariellen

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Spaceship Earth: It does have a name!

Triceratops Spin: It's Dumbo! With dinosaurs!

Pocahontas and Her Forest Friends: It's not the same without the magical leaves.
 
domndebs

domndebs

Member
Backlot tour: We've taken the backlot away, come sit in trams

UoE: It's Dinosaur, but smoother and slower.

Dinosaur: Like UoE, but just the Dinosaurs

Stich's Great Escape: You will want to escape, but we won't let you!
 
dxwwf3

dxwwf3

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Original Poster
Sledge said:
DUDE, LOVE THE AVATAR AND SIG! HECK YES! LMAO!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I've watched that video about 100 times since Saturday. I think it's SO MUCH funnier than Lazy Sunday. It's absurd and stupid, but in a totally hillarious way.
 
CThaddeus

CThaddeus

New Member
Rock n' Rollercoaster - Take a drug-inspired day-glo trip through Hollywood with overrated geriatrics screeching in your ears.
Mission: Space - Our mission: to create as much space as possible in the queue.
The Enchanted Tiki Room: Under New Management - Take a beloved classic, add one screeching bird, mix in three parts loud music, sift out any remnants of plot, entertainment, and joy. Top off with irritating preshow involving childish "are not"/"are too" arguments. Serve to unsuspecting public.
Chester and Hester's Dino-rama! - Ignore the fact that you just spent $50 to visit a tacky state fair and pretend this land of off-the-shelf rides is really more impressive than it is because it's THEMED.
Test Track - Remember when EPCOT was about the future of mankind? Forget it. We're going to whip your sorry butt around a bunch of corners then go really fast so you'll think this attraction is cool.
Journey Into Your Imagination with Figment - Take a beloved classic, add one now screechy-voice dragon who used to be loveable, mix in three parts carnival fun house, sift out any remnants of imagination, plot, entertainment, and joy. Top off with the removal of the reason Figment even exists - Dreamfinder. Then cook for a quarter of the time.
Soarin' - Watch an IMAX movie! Up close! In a moving seat! And smell oranges!
Wonders of Life - Wonder what possessed our management to shutter a pavilion that held two of our best attractions: Cranium Command and The Making of Me.
Tower of Terror - Come see a cool two minute Twilight Zone episode in our library, during which you may actually forget we're just a well-decorated freefall.
Tarzan Rocks! - Sometimes we do kill off attractions that deserve it!
(I forgot one) Lights! Motors! Action! - Sun! Beating! Down! On! Me! For! An! Hour! And! A! Lame! Show! To! Boot!
 
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Sledge

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dxwwf3 said:
I've watched that video about 100 times since Saturday. I think it's SO MUCH funnier than Lazy Sunday. It's absurd and stupid, but in a totally hillarious way.
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Search for the Bing Bong Brothers on YouTube if you haven't seen it already. It's the people that wrote that Tom Hanks clip.
 
imagineer99

imagineer99

New Member
-Stitch's Great Escape -- I love the smell of chilli-dog vomit in the morning

-Rafiki's Planet Watch -- Yeah, we didn't realize it existed either.

-Star Tours -- More boring than all three prequels!

-Swiss Family Treehouse -- *cough* *awkward silence* *cough*

-Maelstrom -- Not a typo

-Expedition: Everest -- We spent $200 million dollars and all we got was this broken yeti.

--Spaceship Earth -- Where history and malfunctioning technology collide!

--Wonders of Life -- This space for rent.

--Rio de Tiempo -- Time Travel back to 1983!

--Splash Mountain -- No. Brer Rabbit will not be hopping. Deal with it.

--The Living Seas -- THE DELUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--Indy Stunt Show -- Yes, we realize that the Indiana Jones Adventure would be better.

--Sounds Dangerous! -- Sounds lame!

--The Magic of Disney Animation -- Disney still has animation? Go figure...

--Small World -- Now with complimentary tylenol!
 

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