Make your own WDW Park Map descriptions

Dragonrider1227

Dragonrider1227

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test Track: When this baby hits 88 mph, you're gonna see some serious s***!

Haunted Mansion: can YOU hear the Ghost Host?

Pirates of the Carrabein: Where's Johnny?

Tower of terror: BEG FOR THE TOWER'S MERCY!

Hall of presidents: :snore:

Journey into Imagination with Figment: STOP BAD MOUTHING IT!!

Snow White's scary adventure: Not so much scary as it is simply just there

Enchanted Tiki Room under new management: WHY DID THEY LET IAGO SING AGAIN?

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh: What are you complaining about? the toad's still in Disneyland.
 
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Edeyore

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Astro Orbiter plus Tea Cups = Mission: Space :hurl:

100 Acre Woods Play Area: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse: Why God Why?!?

Universe of Energy: I like Jamie Lee Curtis better than the old song.

POTC: Now these guys will show you how to vacation.

Circle of Life: Hear Pumbaa say "Dam"!
 
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welovewdw

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Edeyore said:
Shhhhh! We could be showing our ages with this reference.
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:lol:
i'm 25, but my dad had alot of her records when i was little.

any way, this one is contributed by my dh:

it's a small world-learn to hate countries, like spain and china, all because of a song!
 
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Edeyore

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welovewdw said:
:lol:
i'm 25, but my dad had alot of her records when i was little.

any way, this one is contributed by my dh:

it's a small world-learn to hate countries, like spain and china, all because of a song!
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Okay, you are a "pup", but I like the map description. :lol:
 
MansionFan415

MansionFan415

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The Living Seas: "And it rained...and rained...and raine.....wait what? We got rid of that? COME SEE CRUSH!"

Journey: We put Figment back in...you still don't like it?

TTA: We call it WedWay on the side!

Diamond Horseshoe Revue: Yes, we should have kept the old show!
 
dandaman

dandaman

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Enchanted Tiki Room: (due to bird influenza concerns, this attraction is open seasonally)

Splash Mountain: Sorry, kids, no Uncle Remus.

The Haunted Mansion: (formerly "Hef's Residence")

It's A Small World: Earplugs available upon request.

Canada: Come for the poutine, stay for the Tim's coffee!

Stitch's Great Escape: A plot with more holes than a sieve, and far less entertaining.

The Making of Me (sponsored by Siemens)

WWTBAM: Play It! (NOW.)

Mission: SPACE: Gary Sinise commands you to ride. NO EXCEPTIONS.
 
nibblesandbits

nibblesandbits

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dandaman said:
Enchanted Tiki Room: (due to bird influenza concerns, this attraction is open seasonally)

Splash Mountain: Sorry, kids, no Uncle Remus.

The Haunted Mansion: (formerly "Hef's Residence")

It's A Small World: Earplugs available upon request.

Canada: Come for the poutine, stay for the Tim's coffee!

Stitch's Great Escape: A plot with more holes than a sieve, and far less entertaining.

The Making of Me (sponsored by Siemens)

WWTBAM: Play It! (NOW.)

Mission: SPACE: Gary Sinise commands you to ride. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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:lol: :lol:

Dan...you need to make up some more! And the Siemens one...bad! :rolleyes:
 
EpcoTim

EpcoTim

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Tower of Terror: The disney corp is NOT responsible for ruined underwear.

Indy Speedway: Please keep middle finger usage to a minimum.

Journey into Your Imagination: We know, please accept our apologizes.

Mission:Space: re-live college memories by swallowing a mouthful of your own vomit.

Splash Mountain: No need to check your crotch, its the ride that smells like p*ss, not you.

Haunted Mansion: Because the only thing scarier is that they still trust this track.

Country Bear jamboree: Because toothless white trash is funny when its in a bear suit.

Peter Pans flight: Yes, you waited an hour and a half for this.

Star Tours: Ever wonder what a Pakistani Tourist smells like? Come spend a few minutes completely enclosed with some.

Dumbos Flight: Yep, 63 bucks to get in here.

Test Track: We hope you enjoyed the que. Now get the ---- out. Mr Goodwrench is busy today.

Germany: We've got Jager!! F' you Italy!

Muppets 3D: Your right, this would be much better if the old men swore.

Its Tough to be Bug: You didn't want a whiff of grandpas diaper blown in your face? Seriously?

Kali River Rapids: Help track down evil loggers and save the forest by getting on a RAFT.

Honey I shrunk the kids: Honey, we've bored the parents.

Catastrophe Canyon: It really is, isnt it?

Lights Action Motor: No, that was supposed to happen, honestly. Now Please call a medic.

Living Seas: Hate fish? Well come eat one in front of his friends.

Spaceship Earth: Don't worry, time and space travel is supposed to sound like a 76 Buick running over a shopping cart.
 
CThaddeus

CThaddeus

New Member
Fantasmic! - If you've ever wanted to see what happens when Disney takes a classic Disneyland attraction and decides to duplicate it with half the budget, then, "Welcome to Fantasmic!" Just forget that the original had a huge Peter Pan boat scene. Take our budget Pocahontas scene (please!), instead. Forget the large Ursula. What's the point? You know she's not the real Ursula. And guess what? You like the mist screens? We're gonna run them puppies into the ground! But hey, we've got stadium seating! Disneyland ain't got that! Oh, and we got swarming gnats free with every performance! Enjoy!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rather than subject you to the Disneyland version with a lot of scary skeleton scenes, the second terrifying drop, and the horrifying climb back "up the waterfall" we're cutting them out. Instead, you get the Reader's Digest version of a group of pirates committing heinous acts! And please try to ignore that it has probably the most abrupt ending of all time.
Mission: Space - Mission to Mars in a centrifuge.
Expedition: Everest - Matterhorn 2.0.
Germany Pavilion - Eat, drink, shop, move on.
Italy Pavilion - Eat, drink, shop, move on slowly.
Japan Pavilion - Eat, drink, shop, explode.
Morocco Pavilion - Oh god, no more food, no more drink, no more shopping...please!
United Kingdom Pavilion - I can't. I just can't eat, drink, and shop anymore! Isn't there an attraction here somewhere??? Anywhere???
 

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