casey's catcher
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feel guilty pokin fun (don't tell the mouse) but....
Main Street USA - please walk right by and fail to see that this is MK's best land.
Crystal Palace - slow-moving ride through the feasting nations of the earth recreated using lifelike animatronics and mashed potato.
Tiki - hear some bad stereotyped accents in this self-referential offering, but don't feel too bad because birds are less offensive than people seeeeenooooor, kellog's lucky charms top o d mornin.
Tom Sawyer's Island - fire toy guns before it becomes a criminal offence.
Hall of Presidents - do your best for Michael Moore's fashionable Left by simply refusing to applaud President George W Bush.
Haunted Mansion - Come and see four stretchy paintings that you will want as posters so bad but will never get.
It's a Small World - new for 2006, now with a bucket of baseballs.
Peter Pan - like ET, but with pirates and such and such
Philharmagic - watch children grab bubbles that aren't there and fellow guests saying 'guest' before Lumiere can complete the sentence which begins 'be our'.
Indy Speedway - no bumping, okay, well a little is to be expected.
Spaceship Earth - come and see 'future' technology many people actually use everyday without thinking about it. Oh, and did we say Jeremy Irons' American accent makes the Tikis seem as versatile as meryl streep?
Ellen's Energy Adventure - stupid Judy
Soarin' - The Latest attempt to invigorate Epcot which lets you entertain yourself by noting how many people say 'it's Elaine's boyfriend from Seinfeld'. (see Dinosaur)
Test Track - don't get your hopes up
Impressions de France - host speaks in French, few understand and fail to respond to the instructions; host pretends to be disappointed; resorts to English to a polite ripple of laughter.
Maelstrom - we know why you're riding. Now with extra Polar Bears like Lost.
Star Tours - an experience beyond (in front of) your wildest imagination.
Sounds Dangerous - is awful; could actually give a refund
Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular - they're really filming a picture, honest. And ha-ha-ha-ha, they're stooges, not real guests, ha-ha-ha.
Dinosaur - look, it's the mom from the cosby show.
Kilimanjaro safaris - make the lion stand up daddy, make him.
Main Street USA - please walk right by and fail to see that this is MK's best land.
Crystal Palace - slow-moving ride through the feasting nations of the earth recreated using lifelike animatronics and mashed potato.
Tiki - hear some bad stereotyped accents in this self-referential offering, but don't feel too bad because birds are less offensive than people seeeeenooooor, kellog's lucky charms top o d mornin.
Tom Sawyer's Island - fire toy guns before it becomes a criminal offence.
Hall of Presidents - do your best for Michael Moore's fashionable Left by simply refusing to applaud President George W Bush.
Haunted Mansion - Come and see four stretchy paintings that you will want as posters so bad but will never get.
It's a Small World - new for 2006, now with a bucket of baseballs.
Peter Pan - like ET, but with pirates and such and such
Philharmagic - watch children grab bubbles that aren't there and fellow guests saying 'guest' before Lumiere can complete the sentence which begins 'be our'.
Indy Speedway - no bumping, okay, well a little is to be expected.
Spaceship Earth - come and see 'future' technology many people actually use everyday without thinking about it. Oh, and did we say Jeremy Irons' American accent makes the Tikis seem as versatile as meryl streep?
Ellen's Energy Adventure - stupid Judy
Soarin' - The Latest attempt to invigorate Epcot which lets you entertain yourself by noting how many people say 'it's Elaine's boyfriend from Seinfeld'. (see Dinosaur)
Test Track - don't get your hopes up
Impressions de France - host speaks in French, few understand and fail to respond to the instructions; host pretends to be disappointed; resorts to English to a polite ripple of laughter.
Maelstrom - we know why you're riding. Now with extra Polar Bears like Lost.
Star Tours - an experience beyond (in front of) your wildest imagination.
Sounds Dangerous - is awful; could actually give a refund
Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular - they're really filming a picture, honest. And ha-ha-ha-ha, they're stooges, not real guests, ha-ha-ha.
Dinosaur - look, it's the mom from the cosby show.
Kilimanjaro safaris - make the lion stand up daddy, make him.
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