Live-Action ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’

[GimpYancIent]

Snow non-White and the 7 diverse homeless people movie is gonna be such a huge hit


…to their 2023 movie loss totals

The "a picture speaks a thousand words" phrase absolutely applies to the leaked visual. Marketing could not have been that stupid (then they could have) to leak this teaser visual in order to get interest in the movie. What has been seen is actually difficult to look at.

 

[MisterPenguin]

Should have done a "Wicked" or "Maleficent" type of 'reimaging' and called it...

Grimhilde​

 

[Sharon&Susan]

I wonder what the chances are of them keeping the horror elements? The remake of Dumbo mostly removed the Pink Elephants, while Pinocchio kept the Lampwick Donkey transformation.

 

[Smugpugmug]

I'm still in shock that the photos are real. I wasn't expecting much out of a live action remake of Snow White but...wow.

Can't wait for Snow White and the 7 Theater Kids from Portland to release next year.

 

[Tha Realest]

I'm still in shock that the photos are real. I wasn't expecting much out of a live action remake of Snow White but...wow.

Can't wait for Snow White and the 7 Theater Kids from Portland to release next year.

Do I think the Magic and lighting and color correction of the cinematographer will make these look better onscreen than these leaked photos? Yes I do. Will the on-screen costumes of these characters vary in any significant way from what we so? No I do not think they will.

 

[Tha Realest]

I'm still in shock that the photos are real. I wasn't expecting much out of a live action remake of Snow White but...wow.

Can't wait for Snow White and the 7 Theater Kids from Portland to release next year.

In this new film, the “Seven Dwarves” are not dwarfs, per se, but are baristas at a secluded woodland employee-owned coffee shop outside of Portland

 

[Ghost93]

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In this new film, the “Seven Dwarves” are not dwarfs, per se, but are baristas at a secluded woodland employee-owned coffee shop outside of Portland

Maybe this is so Disney can bring a new coffee shop into the parks?

 

[Smugpugmug]

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In this new film, the “Seven Dwarves” are not dwarfs, per se, but are baristas at a secluded woodland employee-owned coffee shop outside of Portland

These costumes really do look like they're from a movie parodying Disney's Snow White, not from a movie Disney is actually making.

 

[Tha Realest]

These costumes really do look like they're from a movie parodying Disney's Snow White, not from a movie Disney is actually making.

I do not think they will look this bad on screen. I do not think all the lighting tricks and color correcting will be able to improve how these costumes look, however.

 

[Animaniac93-98]

"it was announced earlier that there will be no Prince Charming coming to save a lost Snow White, but instead focus more on the main character following her leadership dreams."

Even in 2023, #girlboss Snow White already sounds dated and cringe.

 

[GhostHost1000]

Even in 2023, #girlboss Snow White already sounds dated and cringe.

Too much of what Disney had been doing has been cringe.

 

[Smugpugmug]

Even in 2023, #girlboss Snow White already sounds dated and cringe.

Reminds me of that 2021 Cinderella movie from Sony. That was extremely cringe and also something no one asked for.

 

["El Gran Magnifico"]

Whether it’s films or unique hotel experiences,

Hmmm. Maybe this is the plan.

“We’ll take the Galactic Star Failure and create a one of a kind experience where we can sequester the guest and have them screen all of our upcoming movies.”

 

[GimpYancIent]

Should have done a "Wicked" or "Maleficent" type of 'reimaging' and called it...

Grimhilde​

Yes, as you suggest a different title and marketing as a parody with a different point of view would be appropriate now that all the details are leaking out. Ok, more like pouring out.

 

[TP2000]

Maybe this is so Disney can bring a new coffee shop into the parks?

If this sub-plot allows them to start serving Portland's Stumptown coffee instead of burnt Starbucks, I'd be all for it.

From what I can tell, Snow White will have a love interest, though he is a Robin Hood-type character rather than a prince. His name is Jonathan and he is to be played by Andrew Burnap, whose interview on the matter seems to be source of the somewhat misleading “there will be no Prince Charming” verbiage:

So this new Jonathan character is leveraged by Ms. White to help achieve her leadership dreams?

"I'm wishing (I'm wishing), for the one I can network with (network with), to comment on my LinkedIn (LinkedIn), today... (today)"

This thing is going to flop big.

 

[Smugpugmug]

If this sub-plot allows them to start serving Portland's Stumptown coffee instead of burnt Starbucks, I'd be all for it.



So this new Jonathan character is leveraged by Ms. White to help achieve her leadership dreams?

"I'm wishing (I'm wishing), for the one I can network with (network with), to comment on my LinkedIn (LinkedIn), today... (today)"

This thing is going to flop big.

Snow White will be wishing to not get ghosted by employers on Indeed.com for the 100th time.

 

[Brer Panther]

They don't even look like magical creatures. They just look like people in weird outfits.

The remake of Dumbo mostly removed the Pink Elephants

The Dumbo remake's version of "Pink Elephants on Parade" was a complete letdown.

 

["El Gran Magnifico"]

The fact of the matter is that Disney has been a poorly run company for quite some time now. Luckily for them Parks & Resorts has continued to be the cash cow to fund other horrifically bad ideas.

But now with the cash cow beginning to more resemble Mooby, Disney can’t seem to get out of their own way.

This ends one of two ways. Either everybody has an epiphany and sentiment changes to a “Disney was right” mindset. Highly unlikely.

Or there is about to be a reckoning within Disney. More Likely.

One thing is. It’ll be fun to watch.

 

["El Gran Magnifico"]

These costumes really do look like they're from a movie parodying Disney's Snow White, not from a movie Disney is actually making.

My first thought was Mel Brooks. Then I hoped for a campfire scene.

 

[Tha Realest]

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In this new film, the “Seven Dwarves” are not dwarfs, per se, but are baristas at a secluded woodland employee-owned coffee shop outside of Portland

Instead of “Heigh-Ho,” the new (Magical Creatures?) will perform a TikTok of how UBI is a human right.