I Saw this new dvd release at Wal-mart..and well....Let's just say it's a whole load of FAIL...http://www.walmart.com/catalog/deta...alse&corpCard=false&type=-9223372036854775808
This is just too sad..:brick:
This is just too sad..:brick:
Isn't the Frog Princess a story that's been around awhile? Not just a Disney creation?
I Saw this new dvd release at Wal-mart..and well....Let's just say it's a whole load of FAIL...http://www.walmart.com/catalog/deta...alse&corpCard=false&type=-9223372036854775808
This is just too sad..:brick:
All I can say is WOOOOOW.I Saw this new dvd release at Wal-mart..and well....Let's just say it's a whole load of FAIL...http://www.walmart.com/catalog/deta...alse&corpCard=false&type=-9223372036854775808
This is just too sad..:brick:
I thought it was sarcasm. Then I Googl'd it.Oh VIdeo Brinquedo you scamps...
What's Up Balloon to the Rescue and Ratatoing wasn't enough.
Yet again..WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.I thought it was sarcasm. Then I Googl'd it.
Ratatoing
What's Up - Balloon to the Rescue
The Little Cars
:brick:
Oh VIdeo Brinquedo you scamps...
What's Up Balloon to the Rescue and Ratatoing wasn't enough.
Knockoff Video executive to writers and animators: "You guys aren't going to believe this...but they did it again."
Crew: "What?! You're kidding!"
Exec: "No, I'm afraid it's true. Disney has once again hacked our release schedule and announced their own Frog Prince movie."
Crew: "Those ________________!"
Exec: "I know. Thanks to our use of third-world child labor and ridiculously low quality standards, we'll still beat them to market...but once again they'll get the credit for the idea. "Aladdin and his Wonderful Cave"... "Jolt the Famous Dog"... "Will-E"... all perfectly wonderful ideas that we executed horribly and didn't even get credit for coming up with thanks to them.
"This isn't a business for the weak, boys. You slave away day after day to put stilted dialogue and a half-assed song lyric or two in the mouths of undeveloped stock archetypes who move like Hanna-Barbera characters, hoping you can at least distract the kids long enough for mom to do the laundry and shed a tear over her choice to skip college and marry for love instead of money...hoping you can make enough to feed your own family along the way...and what happens? Those mouse-eared mercenaries come along and steal the idea right from under our noses, doing it the way we'd do it if we had the money, staffing, creativity and motivation. We're not trying to win Oscars here, boys...we just want to make a kid say "I guess that was better than going outside" once in a while.
"We're never going to be called good...but I just have to ask whatever God is listening: Is it too much to ask to not be called a thief for once? I gotta smoke, boys. It's all I've got left."
Crew (under breath): "Those ________________."
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