Huh?Are we going to have shrunken wallet jokes instead of shrunken heads jokes? Or maybe a little of both.
"If you lose something, you'll pay for it on your way out. Don't lose your heads if you still have it. Trader Sam will sell your shrunken head if you get mad about losing your wallet."
"Don't complain to Alberta Falls. Trader Sam is his loyal servant. Alberta is on the take."
"Sam don't mind a little blood on his hands. Alberta won't know or if he does, so what? Trader Sam will sell the knife that cut many tourists."
"If you lose it, Trader Sam will find it. If you didn't lose it, you will and he'll sell it back to you or the highest bidder."
"Be sure to take all your belongings when you disembark. You don't want to ask it back from Trader Sam. He'll mistake it for stealing from his new gift shop and he will deal with you in shrunken heads."