Fair enough Patrick.
I'll give an objective statement.
Your news updates are good for those who can't be at the parks daily. But they're obnoxious when you see 2-3 new ones a week. Especially when you A- deliver the same news more than once, B- make a bigger deal out of something that isn't that meaningful, C- tell us all about your exploits which in the end show a serious lack of authority on your behalf, or D- show misinformation. All of your reports have had at least 1 if not more of those 4 attributes.
Furthermore, your grammar is appalling. If you would at least take the time to run these "updates" through a word processor and clean them up, others might take them a bit more serious- I know I would.
Lastly, your little details about your exploits/tidbits about things most of us don't particularly care about, remind me of a certain banned poster. While I'm not accusing you in any way of being Disneyanna0521 in a different guise (I've met you in person... I know for a fact you're not Anna), the seemingly pointless details in some of your "updates" become almost as postwhorish as her "kewl" and "awsome" replies that accounted for over half of her posts.
I know you're not a bad kid... and you probably think I'm the biggest d¡ck in the world. Well, this is how the real world operates, and I've been nice and held it back for too long.
I've said my peace about your updates, feel free to tear me apart on forums or via any other method of contact. You know how to get a hold of me.