FettFan
Well-Known Member
"Dinosaurs are just for kids?" How do I hit you through the computer screen?
That said, there's nothing wrong with the backstory elements brought in with Dinorama, the problem is the execution. By all means, an homage to cheesy roadside dinosaur attractions should be featured in Dinoland USA: Roadside goofiness is as American as a Bald Eagle carrying a machine gun and a cheeseburger in it's talons while wearing an American flag as a bandana.
But it just rings kinda hollow when it's applied to carnival rides that you almost never find at these sorts of things and the dinosaurs are clearly designed by Disney professionals and not having the crude wacky charm you find at those sort of places. Dinorama fails at being a good Disney attraction and a good homage to roadside attractions. And if Dinorama is meant to be for the kids, wouldn't it have been better if they had a family dark ride instead of Primeval Whirl?
My problem with Dinorama is that it's a complete antithesis of Dinoland USA's signature attraction: Dinosaur.
Cheesy roadside attractions can be a great amusement park theme (see: Carsland at DCA), but there's a jarring disconnect between the more scholarly Dinosaur Institute that has a real "Welcome To Jurassic Park" aura about it, and then the traveling sideshow a short distance away.
It's like trying to go to the Field Museum, but having to make your way through an arts and crafts fair set up in the parking lot to get to it.