Oh I know I posted here long before, but I totally forgot where it all began. It's extrapolation for sure at this point.
Sorry this part is long:
My point is is that Figment was invented during the ride. Literally. You know him from creation. The Dreamfinder follows you to tell you who they are. Usually when disney makes rides based on properties it assumes you know them and skips any kind of intro. Case in point, if you didn't know about peter pan the ride would actually seem really random. Some girl sits in her room follows a shadow into the sky? Then you go from london magically to a tropical paradise? with native americans?! and pirates? and...mermaids? I don't believe it! (mr. Baxter check the air pressure!
lol jk omg mr. baxter tony baxter I just got that :O!!!!!) Then they fight and steal a ship? to sail home...in the air????? what??? However unlike P and F Peter pan is not only a classic movie but well established lore in fairytale culture. (I've seen Alice in Wonderland, I read the original book, and I still have no clue whats going on in that ride btw. and the snow white ride in DL too with its abrupt ending) Splash mountain has its music and Brer rabbit tells you his story too. Brer Frog tells you about Brer rabbit, You see the shadow telling you a bit of an intro, AND Brer rabbit blurts out everything he's gonna do before he does it lol. Same with Brer Fox. But that ride building you may not realize it but ITS HUGE! theres room to tell it all. Mr. Toad is a strange case. Its a classic ride, that people associate with disney and its been there long enough for people to grow attatched to it. Also oddly enough there are no animatronics in it just some mobile scenery and some slightly moving statues. It can be argued that Toad is a lot more like a classic darkride. The ride itself is the focus. Even if you don't know toad, you can still realize the ride is about your driving like a madman and killing yourself and going to heck (kinda dark if you think about it like that lol). Most of that has nothing to do with toad other than his love of motor cars and the fact that he's a total eccentric nut with a Gatsby level lifestyle. People remember the train crash, the devil, the animals and the crazy zig zags but you really could put that on a ride without toad and it'd be a pretty solid darkride.
But that was acceptable for a ride built back then. If they made an animatronicless ride with just some cutouts and painted walls and some crazy track (which they never really do anymore everythings omnimovers now) EVERYONE WOULD COMPLAIN! in any event its not there now so it didn't last the test of time. (at least they didn't think so but that was a stupid decision for an old rant)
For P and F to appeal to non fans of the show it'd need to
A: Introduce the characters. I'll admit for a long time I had no idea what the show was about. If the ride started in the middle of action at all, even with a preshow It'd still be hard to piece together. To this day and age I'm still not clear on Doof's role in the show.
B: WOW factor! Where as Dreamfinder could rake in customers if he was his wonderful old self again (other than kids ruined by a society which teaches us that old people are creepy when their nice to you), A P and F ride would need to be so good that non fans will want to see it. Case in point Cars Land. I am not a huge fan of the movie, I didn't get all the redneck humor personally being a city girl, and there weren't enough female lead character cars...car characters....w/e to keep it relatable to me. But Carsland not only blew me away, but made me actually rewatch the movie and appreciate it more. Carsland is imagineering at its finest. Its not just some vague stuff stuffed into an inappropriately designed building that makes it obvious it was changed. Everything looks like it should. The shops are all represented, the powerlines, the length of every third flashing light everything is so precise and detailed that it feels like you're in it. And the ride! oh my goodness, the scenes the cars they look just like in the movie with full range of movement full scales. But look at the price tag! Now back to epcot. I wonder how many people got excited over a finding nemo ride? Well with carsland and all you'd expect something else immersive to come out of a pixar ride. The budget wasn't right, their hearts weren't into it, they didn't really know what they were doing, and now we have a ride that does everything I've mentioned wrong.
A: It has no introduction and no coherent plot. I have no clue whats happening on that ride. I've seen the movie. So wait they just lost nemo again and now their floating through every place from before theres something about the shark something with the school teacher singing but you can't really make it out cuz its so noisey with all the chars talking at once gives me a headache
B: Theres nothing advanced about it. I could reproduce everything about this ride that makes it nemo related with a television set and some re editing of the movie. In addition: The quality of the film is really bad. Not the definition, the actual models themselves. Bruce's mouth just doesn't look right at all! I've seen fins go through each other, and sometimes I just can't make out whats happening at all (see A).
C: On top of that the vehicles make no sense. Unlike toad above, the ride can't makeup for the poor show because its old, slow, and their clams that are moving for no reason. This would be ok if the show was better but as it is the shell remake of the vehicles is the only interesting part of the ride!
D: If I hadn't seen and enjoyed nemo I'd hope the fish all got eaten at the end. The ride takes loveable chars and makes them annoying non-sensical brain dead and disjointed. It seems the entire ocean is obsessed with making sure nemo doesn't get lost again. and then they fall for all the same things as in the movie. uhhh... ok
E: the song is terrible. I can't even make out a single word of it either. and one day It got stuck in my head and made me get a terrible headache.
To me thats what happens when epcot remakes a ride to drop in characters.
Case in point the same thing has been done to Mexico.
and In DCA:
Goofy's Sky School-less theming than a six flags ride. (Actually a wild mouse with almost the same layout called The Dark Knight, has a preshow, a ride building, effects, sounds, clowns that jump out at you, a truck that "explodes" some awesome queue effects, and maps newspapers and guides to gotham services creating a fully immersive expirience. Heck even Gotham Gauntlet is better themed!!)
Mickey's fun wheel-really what was the point of changing it at all?
Silly Symphonies-Whats up with this thing anyway theme parks all over are getting rid of similar rides for being old had and un appealing.
So i just don't expect this one to be any different. If the ride was mind blowing and charming, and totally high tech (not "high tech" like it is now, high tech as in getting rid of all the crud in there and totally doing something no one's ever seen before, or make such good replicas and effects from the show that its hard to believe you didn't fall into it (like with RSR), then yeah I wouldn't mind as much. But It would need to bring back that old feel of magic around every corner for you to discover, to do that. It can't just be a darkride. Imagination in the 80s and early 90s was unique, with its turn table (I never figured it out until this year how they did that infact I didn't even know it was turning) and its amazing image works. This was all topped off with a beautiful and memorable building open to the sky. *puts hands together and sighs*. Then they closed it all up and made it so dark in there, and gave it the same feel I get in the stockroom of a Supermarket. Not to mention those things in the audio section looked suspiciously like the horizons sound controls. hmmm. (I wondered if they just ripped out a wall and exposed the backstage audio systems from the old ride or worse dumped horizons ones there.)
So any who, lol sorry I got a bit sidetracked. The Point is that It would have to
1. Not look like a backstage area
2. keep the building or make one just as pretty (None of this black box with some statues or swirly things on the front stuff)
3. be mind boggling, make people once again say "How did they do that?"
for me to ride it. Because if they can drive me away from a ride based on a movie I liked imagine how bad this could go over. (I like Ellen too btw. but the ride is kinda corny).
And I just don't see them wanting to break the bank over this. Not with avatar and star wars and all these grand schemes in their heads. What worries me is that everything I've just mentioned probably won't even enter their heads, and they'll assume the seas with nemo band-aid somehow was "good enough" and we'll all wind up with Phinneas and Ferb Invents an upside-down house. with the rest of the ride composed of plasma screens as if we got teleported back to the 70s in terms of ride tech but not imagination.
But like we said Its probably not going to go this way, and people just see the title of this thread "Imagination being replaced by Dr. Doof" and ignore the ? and then see people debating and then rush in to post their opinions. (which is fine by me its just that this topic should probably die or be replaced by an all purpose Imagination update thread and get people to shake the PandFination! ride out of their heads.