How would you make your least favorite attraction even worse?

MGMBoy

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Replace all the animatronics and singing voices with Stitch and you have, "It's A Stitch World After All" (The Stitchiest Cruise to Ever Sail the Seven Seas)

Personally, I love Stitch but I think there was a very distinct period of over saturation back in the day.
 

Maelstrom Troll

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The Tomorrowland Speedway Interstate 110 Edition featuring nothing but pure gridlock, blistering sun, fumes, and road rage.
It's A Small World....of Selfie Sticks!
Lastly, Soarin' to be replaced with Floorin' which angles the rider 90 degrees to the screen. Sufficed to say, no one will ever complain about the grainy video again :)
 

Brer Panther

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Replace all the animatronics and singing voices with Stitch and you have, "It's A Stitch World After All" (The Stitchiest Cruise to Ever Sail the Seven Seas)

Personally, I love Stitch but I think there was a very distinct period of over saturation back in the day.

Similar to that, we could replace all of the dolls with characters from Frozen. Then we'd have "It's a Frozen World After All".

Oh yeah, and they'd all be singing "Let It Go".
 

DisneyManOne

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"THIS IS THE RIDE!"
My brother and I use this all the time at WDW.

Next time, we go camping.
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How about a ruined concept (that will more than likely happen): It's opening day for Frozen Ever After. Bob Iger is there and he's happy. But then, suddenly, the guests at the opening discover a terrible revelation...the reason why they're milking Frozen to the point of no return and making a series of films (the live-action remakes) for the sake of monetary gain is because...

...Bob Iger has been possessed by Michael Eisner!!!

 

Nick Wilde

Well-Known Member
Next time, we go camping.
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How about a ruined concept (that will more than likely happen): It's opening day for Frozen Ever After. Bob Iger is there and he's happy. But then, suddenly, the guests at the opening discover a terrible revelation...the reason why they're milking Frozen to the point of no return and making a series of films (the live-action remakes) for the sake of monetary gain is because...

...Bob Iger has been possessed by Michael Eisner!!!


*GASP!*
 

Wikkler

Well-Known Member
But that would make it better
If the real asteroid from the real extinction of the dinosaurs hit DinoRama, everything from Revenge of the Mummy at Universal to Montu at Busch Gardens would be in a giant crater, and the explosion would destroy American civilization.
If the asteroid pictured in the ride hit DinoRama, it wouldn't even be big enough to take out Primeval Whirl, and Animal Kingdom might be closed that day.
 

Brer Panther

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Bringing this thread back so I can post this:
The Great Movie Ride... With all of the films replaced by the worst movies ever released. Hosted by Tommy Wiseau and the Oogieloves.
 

ShoalFox

Well-Known Member
In the Parks
Yes
Regarding animation, there's a whole wealth of crap to choose from: "Chicken Little", "Home on the Range", "The Nut Job", "Delgo", and everyone's favorite, "A Troll in Central Park"!
It gets easier: take your pick of just about any direct to video sequel. Let's make a ride based on The Fox and the Hound 2!
 

ScarletBegonias

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Pack? Works fine for me :D

How about "Pirates of Somalia"? A boat ride real full of real plundering pirates, so turn out your pockets! However it will be a treat compared to the "Swiss Family Skyscraper" with more stairs, more pushy kids, and a view facing the parking lot. Then off to the "Seven Dwarves Mine Pain" with seats 25% smaller! Lastly, line up your fast pass for "The Rockin Chair Rollercoaster" where you go zero - gentle rocking in 10 seconds flat.
This one might have actually killed me. So funny.
 

Fantasmicguy

Well-Known Member
It's a Small Michael Jackson World.
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This is a bad thing how?
 

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