Oh boy. You will all love me on this one. I have taken this concept to a whoooole new level. Although I applied my ideas to Kali River Rapids, it will work for Splash Mountain, I'm sure. I think I'm about to earn a new nickname...but here goes.
Last May hubby and I took our 15th anniversary trip to WDW sans the kiddos. We have always taken the kiddos during colder months so we never had been on Kali River Rapids (and Splash Mountain maybe once or twice). I had seen the YouTube ride-thrus (which was previously suggested by another poster) but I always wanted to see it for myself. The difference is seeing a little window or being out there soaking in the scenery (no pun intended). I do NOT like getting wet on water rides for several reasons.
1. I'm a girly-girl. I do not want my hair or face messed up.
2. Not into soggy feet in crocs or flip-flops or anything.
3. Not into wet, sticky clothes. Ew.
4. Have you ever smelled that water??? OMG! It's disgusting! And once it's on you you get to smell like old, funky feet for the rest of the day which takes me back to #1 because I would be miserable if my hair smelled that way or had the smell on my face where I can't just wash it off right away (without reapplying all my makeup). Also, the smell issue carries me back to #3 because I'd be very unhappy and uncomfortable with my clothing smelling funky even after it dried.
Again, I didn't want to miss the scenery and the ride experience of Kali during a trip that would be warm enough to make it possible. So I created what I call my "Kali Packs". The contents of a Kali Pack are as follows:
- 1 disposable cloth (found by mops & scrub brushes at the store), cut in half
- 1 travel pack of baby wipes
- 2 cheap, clear, colorless throw-away rain ponchos (I got mine at Walmart for 87 cents each)
- 2 tall kitchen garbage bags
- 1 gallon size ziplock bag
All these items will fit inside the gallon size ziplock bag which is easy to pop into a shoulder bag or backpack for the day.
So how did it work? Perfect! This is what I did: While in line take out the Kali Pack and get started. Take everything out of the ziplock and put your camera, cell phones, baby wipes, and 1 of the 2 disposable cloth towels inside. Seal it up. Get one of the garbage bags and put the ziplock, backpack, shoulder bag, etc. inside. Twist the bag until it's tight against the contents and tie a knot in it. When closer to the loading area before you get to that last-chance garbage can get the ponchos on (and throw away the packaging). You should still be holding 1 of the 2 disposable cloth towels and a garbage bag. Time to load. 1 person should place the tied up garbage bag in the center stuff holder thingy while the other person who has that cloth should quickly dry off the seats you are about to sit in. Sit. Whip off your flip-flops or crocs, quickly drop them in the 2nd garbage bag, roll it up (don't tie it because it will slow you down getting your footwear back out), and pop it into the center stuff holder thingy. You're ready to ride. I prefer clear ponchos because I can hold the face part loosely near my face from the inside without losing visibility. After the ride is over, quickly slip your footwear back on and exit. After you exit, stuff the wet ponchos and cloth towel you dried the seats with into the empty garbage bag. Get the dry, unused towel out of the ziplock and dry off any portion of you that got wet with the funky water. Use the baby wipes to wipe over the parts of your arms or legs that may have had that funky water on them. Last, you should get all your bags/stuff out of the ziplock and garbage bag. Put all used packaging into the one garbage bag and throw away. Voila! You've been on Kali and spent the rest of your day both dry AND clean! Yaaaaayyyyy!!! :sohappy: I would suggest 1 pack for every 2 people in your party for each ride. So if your party of 4 wants to ride Kali & Splash, make 4 packs. If you think you'd want to ride these rides more than once, multiply.
Let the bashing/laughing begin!
And I doooo love Splash Mountain because it's the story of Brer Rabbit which I had as a book/record thing when I was a kid. I love that story, I just don't want to get wet or funky to enjoy it.