Horrible Ideas For Attractions!

The Colonel

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HoustonHorn

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Dr. Nigel Channing

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Enter through the gap in Michael Strahan’s teeth.

Welcome Zone with Ray Lewis

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Lilofan

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Enter through the gap in Michael Strahan’s teeth.

Welcome Zone with Ray Lewis

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Michael Vick puppy party

Close up photography tricks- Brett Favre

Chill Out Zone- Take a knee with Colin Kaepernick

Firearm safety with Plaxico Buress

How to win friends and influence people – Marshawn Lynch

Finish it all off with The Devil Made Me Do It hosted by Robert Rozier.
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ppete1975

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No such thing... well maybe a bill cosby jello pop ride...

but no matter what IP is used its the story and ride that matter. You can have the best IP in the world and if the ride sucks then it sucks. You could take the worst IP or most unknown (better yet make up one for the ride), and if the ride is great then it will be a great ride.

In theory they could create an IP and then spin off a disney plus show and merchandise, and create money where money doesnt exist. Figment should be a great example of this if they hadnt destroyed his ride, and made us a disney plus show.
 

jloucks

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Any ride that integrates a prostate exam.

I mean, it would save lives and be quite memorable, but "magical"? Not so much.
 

vikescaper

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Test Track: The I-4 Experience. Instead of a thrilling, high speed attraction, experience what it is like to be stuck in I-4 traffic! Bumper-to-bumper traffic, accidents and never ending construction!!!! We hope you don’t have any dining reservations because you won’t be making them!
 

twilight mitsuk

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Test Track: The I-4 Experience. Instead of a thrilling, high speed attraction, experience what it is like to be stuck in I-4 traffic! Bumper-to-bumper traffic, accidents and never ending construction!!!! We hope you don’t have any dining reservations because you won’t be making them!
Vehicles shapeed liked old magical express busses
 

Brer Panther

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Original Poster
I think I've got a winner.

An Attraction Based on the Recent Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers Movie
Featuring a million cameos, unfunny jokes, pointless stunt-casting, and a belief that it's far more clever than it actually is! Probably with some plot about how park-originated characters like Figment, the Country Bears, the Tiki Room Birds, and the dolls from "it's a small world" are being bootlegged so they can star in attractions at a Disneyland knockoff.
 

"El Gran Magnifico"

Mr Flibble is Very Cross.
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The NFL Experience

Enter through the gap in Michael Strahan’s teeth.

Welcome Zone with Ray Lewis

The double murderer exhibit. OJ and Hernandez fun facts

Ben Rothlisberger – tips for how to pick up the ladies

Self Defense for ladies – Ray Rice

Michael Vick puppy party

Close up photography tricks- Brett Favre

Chill Out Zone- Take a knee with Colin Kaepernick

Firearm safety with Plaxico Buress

How to win friends and influence people – Marshawn Lynch

Finish it all off with The Devil Made Me Do It hosted by Robert Rozier.

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