Horrible Ideas For Attractions!

Dr. Nigel Channing

Dr. Nigel Channing

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MK nightly dance party: Bigoted Boogie

Parents and children dance in the streets to some of Disney's most insensitive musical numbers.
Including "What Made The Red Man Red", "We Are Siamese If You Please", and Jim Crow's "When I See An Elephant Fly".
 
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vikescaper

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Where’s My Car: The Interactive Experience. You must locate your car in a theme park parking lot full of silver and white rental cars. Interactive experiences in the attraction include: high heat and humidity, sudden downpours, honking horns from other people trying to locate their car, and trash left by other visitors. If you pay for ILL, your car will be in one of the preferred spots.
 
Graham9

Graham9

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You have to run around WDW and collect as many Fastpass machines as you can before they turn into Lightening Lanes. If you fail, a certain Mr Chapek helps himself to the contents of your wallet and you have to pay $15 a day to stay there.
 
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Lilofan

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Graham9 said:
You have to run around WDW and collect as many Fastpass machines as you can before they turn into Lightening Lanes. If you fail, a certain Mr Chapek helps himself to the contents of your wallet and you have to pay $15 a day to stay there.
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Back in the day it was an Olympic sprint. When the rope dropped, we ran to Toy Story , Tower of Terror and RockN Roller coaster to snag the fast passes then we planned our day.
 
larryz

larryz

I'm Just A Tourist!
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Titanic: The Ride.
The majestic paddle-wheeler Liberty Belle cruises the Rivers of America until she hits a snag and starts filling with water.
People panic and run about screaming until the cold water hits the hot boiler. One show per day.

Followed closely by The Reedy Creek Disaster Preparedness Experience.
Join the Reedy Creek Improvement District's crack EMS and Fire Department as they respond to a major disaster in the Magic Kingdom. This is, of course, an upcharge -- $249.99 per person, theme park admission required, turn-out gear optional and available for purchase in Mickey's Star Traders and The Grand Emporium.
 
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Lilofan

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larryz said:
Titanic: The Ride.
The majestic paddle-wheeler Liberty Belle cruises the Rivers of America until she hits a snag and starts filling with water.
People panic and run about screaming until the cold water hits the hot boiler. One show per day.

Followed closely by The Reedy Creek Disaster Preparedness Experience.
Join the Reedy Creek Improvement District's crack EMS and Fire Department as they respond to a major disaster in the Magic Kingdom. This is, of course, an upcharge -- $249.99 per person, theme park admission required, turn-out gear optional and available for purchase in Mickey's Star Traders and The Grand Emporium.
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Some saw it for free. Ambulances and fire trucks rolled down MK Main Street USA one evening in front of shocked guests .
 
NickMaio

NickMaio

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Brer Panther said:
It's been too long since we've had a thread line this... who can pitch the worst intentionally bad idea for a Disney World attraction?

I'll start us off with...

Family Guy: The Ride
Simply because Disney owns FOX now.
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Ok, you are a Hollywood celebrity and you need to out run the paparazzi.....wait no.

Ok, you are the paparazzi taking pictures of crappy cardboard cutouts of celebs while driving a taxi....wait no, that's not it.

Where is Michael Eisner when you need him.....?
 

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