Hell 2, The Sequel - No more room in Hell

[Hakunamatata]

Approx 8:41 EST: Linda and I are relaxing in our bedroom and watching the History Channel. Ryan is playing video games in his room.

Me: I'm going to go get a Vanilla Coke. Do you want anything?

Linda: (handing me her cel phone) Here. Call the boy. Tell him to get it for you.

I dial our home number. Phone rings.

Ryan: Hello?

Me: Hey Ryan. Get me Vanilla Coke, would you.

Ryan: Uncool!! (hangs up phone)

Approx. 8:43 PM EST I notice that I still have a marked lack of refreshing Vanilla Coke. I dial again. Phone rings.

Ryan: Hello.

Me: How's that Vanilla Coke going?

Ryan: Get it yourself! (hangs up)

Approx. 8:45 PM EST I dial once more

Ryan: What?!?!?

Me: If you don't get me a Vanilla Coke, I'm going to give you a wedgie.

8:47 PM EST after a continued lack of Vanilla Coke, the wedgie was administered without incident.

Is it just me, or are kids just getting really lazy these days?

Here's one for you.

6 YO = "Daddy, can you get me a kleenex"
Daddy = "Yes" and daddy hands 6 YO kleenex
6 YO = " Ok daddy, im done with it..... HERE! (post application of nasal residue)
Daddy = Stands dumfounded.

 

[garyhoov]

Care to mention that this child of yours has bad knees and couldnt walk because she had spent the day on her knees on the floor?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm guessing there were no wedgies in that case.

 

[Lil'mermaid]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm guessing there were no wedgies in that case.

Nah she wacked me in the head.

 

[garyhoov]

Here's one for you.

6 YO = "Daddy, can you get me a kleenex"
Daddy = "Yes" and daddy hands 6 YO kleenex
6 YO = " Ok daddy, im done with it..... HERE! (post application of nasal residue)
Daddy = Stands dumfounded.

Oooooooh, that's a good one . . . and now Ryan's old enough for me to have my revenge . . .

HEY RYAN! COULD YOU BRING ME KLEENEX!!

 

[tigsmom]

Here's one for you.

6 YO = "Daddy, can you get me a kleenex"
Daddy = "Yes" and daddy hands 6 YO kleenex
6 YO = " Ok daddy, im done with it..... HERE! (post application of nasal residue)
Daddy = Stands dumfounded.

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it! :lol:

Used tissues I can deal with, pre chewed food is something else all together. :hurl:

 

[tigsmom]

Oooooooh, that's a good one . . . and now Ryan's old enough for me to have my revenge . . .

HEY RYAN! COULD YOU BRING ME KLEENEX!!

Did you call him on the phone? :lookaroun

 

[Hakunamatata]

Oooooooh, that's a good one . . . and now Ryan's old enough for me to have my revenge . . .

HEY RYAN! COULD YOU BRING ME KLEENEX!!

Yes, after a couple of times of hearing "EEEWWWWW....Here daddy" I explained the fine art of getting up off your and throwing it away yourself.....

 

[pinkrose]

Approx 8:41 EST: Linda and I are relaxing in our bedroom and watching the History Channel. Ryan is playing video games in his room.

Me: I'm going to go get a Vanilla Coke. Do you want anything?

Linda: (handing me her cel phone) Here. Call the boy. Tell him to get it for you.

I dial our home number. Phone rings.

Ryan: Hello?

Me: Hey Ryan. Get me Vanilla Coke, would you.

Ryan: Uncool!! (hangs up phone)

Approx. 8:43 PM EST I notice that I still have a marked lack of refreshing Vanilla Coke. I dial again. Phone rings.

Ryan: Hello.

Me: How's that Vanilla Coke going?

Ryan: Get it yourself! (hangs up)

Approx. 8:45 PM EST I dial once more

Ryan: What?!?!?

Me: If you don't get me a Vanilla Coke, I'm going to give you a wedgie.

8:47 PM EST after a continued lack of Vanilla Coke, the wedgie was administered without incident.

Is it just me, or are kids just getting really lazy these days?

I am hurting from laughing so hard!!! This is very much so something that my husband would do. :lol:

 

[Hakunamatata]

I am hurting from laughing so hard!!! This is very much so something that my husband would do. :lol:

I cant wait for my daughter to get to the age where I can start pulling stuff like that......it will be called the "Age of Get Even Withemism".....

 

[pinkrose]

I cant wait for my daughter to get to the age where I can start pulling stuff like that......it will be called the "Age of Get Even Withemism".....

Same here! :lol:

 

[Hakunamatata]

Bed time....nighters all :wave: :snore:

 

[SpongeScott]

Used tissues I can deal with, pre chewed food is something else all together. :hurl:

*makes mental note in case the food is bad at Tropicana Field.*

 

[tigsmom]

*makes mental note in case the food is bad at Tropicana Field.*

The food is fantastic there. What other park can you get stuffed crab cakes from a famous cuban restaurant?

 

[pinkrose]

Bed time....nighters all :wave: :snore:

Nighters! :wave:

 

[MouseMadness]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAand hell is back! :lol: Gary, I am with Jill now... I wanna be a hoov!

Unless, of course, you would be calling me for the delicious Vanilla Coke (DIET, I hope!! ) in which case I'll stay a Madness. BUT! If I get to be a know it all older sister and sit and giggle while Ryan is pestered, sign me up!! :sohappy:

 

[garyhoov]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAand hell is back! :lol: Gary, I am with Jill now... I wanna be a hoov!

Unless, of course, you would be calling me for the delicious Vanilla Coke (DIET, I hope!! ) in which case I'll stay a Madness. BUT! If I get to be a know it all older sister and sit and giggle while Ryan is pestered, sign me up!! :sohappy:

Oh, you'll be getting the Vanilla Coke . . . or the wedgie. It'll be your choice. I'm nothing if not fair.

 

[DisneyJill]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAand hell is back! :lol: Gary, I am with Jill now... I wanna be a hoov!

Unless, of course, you would be calling me for the delicious Vanilla Coke (DIET, I hope!! ) in which case I'll stay a Madness. BUT! If I get to be a know it all older sister and sit and giggle while Ryan is pestered, sign me up!! :sohappy:

But I'm the Princesshoov, so go ahead and get me a vanilla Coke too. :king:

 

[MouseMadness]

But I'm the Princesshoov, so go ahead and get me a vanilla Coke too. :king:

I'm thinking I'll stay queen at the Madness household... and laugh at Ryan's misfortune from afar. :lol: :lookaroun

 

[garyhoov]

I'm thinking I'll stay queen at the Madness household... and laugh at Ryan's misfortune from afar. :lol: :lookaroun

:lol:
"Queen of the House of Madness" - What a wonderful pulp-gothic tone that has! I may ask people to start referring to me as that.

 

[TAC]

Oh, you'll be getting the Vanilla Coke . . . or the wedgie. It'll be your choice. I'm nothing if not fair.

Ohh...since Jill wears thongs...a thong wedgie...