Gee, I don't know if I can perform under such pressure. For the past week Linda's been saying: "Gary's going to be forty . . . he's always been farty . . . if we were in New England we'd say Gary's going to be fahty and they'd just say 'Yeah, we know'.
She thinks that's funny enough to repeat it TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON WE TALK TO.
We went to Applebee's for lunch yesterday, and she kept trying to get them to sing "Happy Birthday" . . . and I think they had every intention of doing it too, but I had one of those sharp, steak knives, and I think I successfully projected the image of a dangerous man who might just snap if a bunch of Applebee's employees came out clapping and singing "Happy Birthday".
Happy Birthday to the hottest prom date ever! :kiss: :lookaroun I hope your day is Hooverific. I'm not as good at being witty as you. Hmmm. Happy 25th. :wave: