I'll stick with pumpkin pie, thank you very much.
"But I thought it was really a two layer cake dotted with food coloring, ground up in a blender to the consistency of kitty litter and sprinkled with melted tootsie rolls so I ate it even though it looked just like cat crap."
Are you nuts? That's cat crap, just as it looks like! Here, go have your stomach pumped, wash that taste out of your mouth and have some pie. Off you go!
Woody wouldn't do that, would he?
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