Funny Things Said In WDW!

[WDW Expert]

We all have heard of funny things said in Disney. I figured we could all share any funny things we heard other people say or seen do etc. in Disney!

One of the most popular things is: Exscuse me, what time does the 3:00 parade start?

So think hard and share! This should be a funny thread!

 

[SplashMtnBoy]

As a castmember at Splash Mountain, I've heard and said quite a few funny things from/to guests. Some of my favorites are:

Guest:"Where do I sit to not get wet?"
Me:"At the Country Bear Jamboree. I can guarantee you'll stay dry there unless Trixie spills her drink."

As I was unrolling the ropes for parade time a guest asked me what they were for. I said,"We're extending the line for Splash Mountain down towards Main Street. It will be around 4 or 5 hours long momentarily." They actually believed me until they heard the long wait time.

As I try to load an empty row in the log, I ask for "any parties of 1 or 2 guests. One or two people you don't like, I'll take them off your hands and put them on a seperate log for you." I then get people saying "We are a group of three." I then reply, "I said 1 or 2 guests not 1 plus 2."

While at the Fast Pass merge area (where FastPass and Standby join into one line), I usually shout " Plase make sure you have your Fast Pass out and ready to be collected. This will reduce your wait time as well as the wait for the people standing behind you!!"


-Joe

 

[mightyduck]

Hmmm.... in the parks? I don't know. But my mother had a fit when I mentioned Wilderness Lodge as being a possibility for a honeymoon location. She went on and on about how dirty it was and how my husband won't want to stay there after being in the sand in Kuwait and all until I realized she had mistaken the Lodge for the campground, Fort Wilderness.

For a minute, we each thought the other was a complete idiot.

That's the best I have right now. Sorry.

 

[Invero]

(complete with a Jeff Foxworthy redneck accent)

This guy points to contemporary, and tells son:

"See that there? That's the Motel that the Tram runs through!!!"

 

[meeko_33785]

At Voyage of the Little Mermaid, the doors had opened up from the waiting area into the theater. Like always, the theater was really foggy to give it the appearence that it's under the sea. As everyone was enetering, a little girl, turned to her parents, put her hands and her hips, and told them "Somebody's been smoking!"

 

[WDW Expert]

Fort Wilderness isn't dirty. It is a very nice clean well kept campground.

But I can see how one might not want to go camping on their honeymoon! Have fun!!!:wave:

 

[mightyduck]

Originally posted by WDW Expert
Fort Wilderness isn't dirty. It is a very nice clean well kept campground.

But I can see how one might not want to go camping on their honeymoon! Have fun!!!:wave:

LOL! I know it's not "dirty," but we don't think he'd want to be in a tent sleeping anywhere near dirt after his Kuwait experience! My mother, of course, assumed we would be tent camping.

I think a night or two on some other trip might be fun, but my mom thought that was my brilliant welcome home/honeymoon idea, and she was fairly convinced I had lost my mind.

 

[Irrawaddy Erik]

Standing at Mickey's House with a huge sign that say's Meet Mickey next to me: "Is this were we meet Mickey?
Then they usually come back out and say "He wasn't in there they are just showing some movie."


The classic: "Where are the fireworks?"
I ususally respond with the a smile and by pointing to the sky.

I'll have to think of some other ones.

 

[SirNim]

"There's a ride in the ball???"

:veryconfu :veryconfu :hammer:







:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Mission: SPACE]

A favorite of mine was at Rock 'n' Roller Coaster once....



Is this a roller coaster?!?



This is the point where I want to slap somebody, but then I'd probably be given my own ride to the front of the park...

 

[PuertoRekinSam]

We were waiting outside of Jelly Rolls for some friends of mine to meet us during spring break. Inside I could hear that they were playing "Old Time Rock And Roll" which made me think of "Risky Business"
So I turned to my friend who was with me and said "I just want to loose my pants and slide across the boardwalk!"

apparently she did not hear the music, and thought I was crazy.

It became a running joke the whole week

 

[Blizz]

Well our friends when with us for the first time (their first time) and we got to Epcot the one asked "Why is there a giant golf ball in the middle of the park?"

Then in Oh Canada, they asked the CM "Where are the seats for this attraction?" The CM responded, "I'm sorry Miss you must stand for this film". She responded with "Oh, so then it doesnt go anywhere".

Then there was the time on the monorail I overheard a woman ask a CM at the station "Where can I purchse tickets to this attraction?"

 

[PurpleFigment]

This incident happened to my 30-something year old sister and her husband less than a month ago at Epcot.

My sister's husband's sister (her sister-in-law) and her husband visited Disney World for the first time. They live in London. They've read all the books, watched the videos, everything. They entered the park through the back entrance that connects the World Showcase to the Boardwalk area. They walk up to where the countries are and my sister says something to the effect of "this is it!" They kept asking "Where's Disney World? I don't see it." She kept saying "we're in it...see, there's the UK pub, there's France..." They didn't believe her, yet they were standing in the middle. Apparently, they thought that was just a shopping area. They thought that the entire Epcot park was INSIDE THE BALL. They're in their 30s, they read the books and saw the videos, yet they thought everything was inside the ball. They had referred to the whole place as a "big fair" while planning it. They had noooooooooo idea, even though everyone kept telling them it is basically its own city.

That still cracks me up...Disney World inside the ball...oh my! :hammer:

 

[Invero]

Originally posted by WDW Expert
Fort Wilderness isn't dirty. It is a very nice clean well kept campground.

Hrmm... last time I was at FW, there was lots and lots of dirt all over the ground... Someone should vacuum!!! :hammer:

 

[SlusherGusher]

This past December while on the raft to Tom Sawyer Island guest looks up from park map and says to CM " So, are we going to an island?"

 

[raven]

As we are BOARDING the boat for Living with the Land, a guest said to her husband "I didn't know this was a ride."

Walking behind people in the Magic Kingdom, I heard a 14 year old girl say to her mother "Yes, but when are we going to the REAL Disney World?" (Not sure what to think about that one)

While working at The Disney Store, a guest came saying "Can you tell me where I can find toys from Finding Nympho?" (Since then, I only know this movie by that name! :lol: )

Other random things I heard:

"Mom, I had the bubblegum dream again last night."

"You know you can't ride that. Those bumps make you gassy!"

Overhearing a little boy talking to a CM who is obviously separated from his parents "My mom's lost."

 

[BeachClubVillas]

My personal favorite came after my cousin and I kinda tricked my mom into riding Rockin Roller Coaster:
Mom: "Does this ride go upside down"
CM: " It's been known to!!"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Expo_Seeker40]

There were these two kids walking toward ToT in front of me.

"Why haven't we ever stayed at this place?" LOL Checking In...:dazzle:

"Now attention oriential tours from the orient, if you look to you left you will see the world's largest golf ball, plus wand." "Ohhh Ahhhh [sounds of cameras clicking]"

"Hey honey, I guess we can take the Tomorrowland Transit Authority back to the hotel.":hammer:

 

[surfingben1]

a little boy ( like 3-4 years old) telling his dad he wants to go on peter pan, "No, thats scary!" the dad says,''But theres a fun ride, space mountain, over in tommorowland"

 

[DDuckFan130]

I have something my cousin and his two friends DID which still cracks his sister and I up...my cousin and his two friends were at MK and they were by Splash Mountain and one of them is like "how do we get to the other side of MK?"...Voila they see some boats leading somewhere and assume they go to the other side...so they get on these boats (actually, rafts) and they take them to....Tom Sawyer's Island! So yeah they were there thinking they were in Fantasyland or Tomorrowland or something and realized by their surroundings that they needed to take the raft back and start over...this is all I have to share sorry if it wasn't interesting :hammer: I thought it was funny and so did my cousin's sister :lol: