WDWSwashbuckler
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I remember a teenager telling his little sister (about 5-6) that all the tiles with names in front of MK were all the people who had died on the rides... I about lost it!:lol:
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Funny Things Said In WDW!
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JerrySchauer
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O Canada is VERY Hot!
I remember a story/joke I heard from somewhere... Something like this... It was about these two older ladies who had spent all summer morning exploring Future World of EPCOT and had just entered the World Showcase area as they approached a CM in front of the Canadian Pavilion and asked "What is in here...we want a good place to relax." The CM said "Inside here is O Canada an incredible circle vision 360 degree theater showcasing the best of the Canadian great outdoors." The two ladies looked at each other in disbelief and said "No thanks, We thought we might find somewhere cooler than it is out here, were not about to go inside a theater where it's that hot."
I remember a story/joke I heard from somewhere... Something like this... It was about these two older ladies who had spent all summer morning exploring Future World of EPCOT and had just entered the World Showcase area as they approached a CM in front of the Canadian Pavilion and asked "What is in here...we want a good place to relax." The CM said "Inside here is O Canada an incredible circle vision 360 degree theater showcasing the best of the Canadian great outdoors." The two ladies looked at each other in disbelief and said "No thanks, We thought we might find somewhere cooler than it is out here, were not about to go inside a theater where it's that hot."
surfingben1
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When I was 8 years old, we went to the magic kingdom. I was so exited but i couldnt get one thing off my mind, it was going on splash mountain. I was scared to death of it. But my family thought it would be funny to go on its a small world, but tell me it was splash mointain. I through a fit!
So picture seeing an 8 year old crieng because they were going on its a small world. I was so embarresed!
So picture seeing an 8 year old crieng because they were going on its a small world. I was so embarresed!
Vernonpush
Well-Known Member
While waiting in the MK hub for the parade (Dec. 2002), a father with his son on his sholders passes by. Pointing over our heads the boy asks: "Daddy, what's over there?" His father says "That's tomorrowland." to which the boy replies "So we're going there tomorrow?"
disneygirl03
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That reminds me of the first time me and my sisters went on Thunder Mountain. I must've been 10 or so, and my youngest sister was 5 then. When we got off, she was crying. My mom always says people must've thought my mom and dad were such horrible parents, but she wasn't crying because she was scared- she wanted to go back on! Sorry, this doesn't really go with the topic, but oh well.
FigmentJedi
Well-Known Member
A CM that I talked to mentioned that she sometimes asks young Epcot visitors if they saw " the purple dinosaur who isn't Barney".
Of course she was refering to Figment, who just isn't as well-known anymore. She lamented the loss of the original, and mentioned that Fig and Dreamfinder are painted on a mural somewhere on disney property. We sang the song, and eventually another guest took my picture, because they probably didn't want to forget the young Figment expert that I am.
Of course she was refering to Figment, who just isn't as well-known anymore. She lamented the loss of the original, and mentioned that Fig and Dreamfinder are painted on a mural somewhere on disney property. We sang the song, and eventually another guest took my picture, because they probably didn't want to forget the young Figment expert that I am.
SlideOperatorCP
New Member
(Overheard on a bus home from Magic Kingdom)
"Dad, what is E-ride"
"It's stupid.. people pay like $50 to stay in the park for an extra hour or something like that"
I wanted to interupt and tell them that it was more like $10 for 3 hours and no lines.... but I decided that since they thought it was so "stupid"....
But the best is when people talk about going to MGM to ride the hulk! hahahaha
"Dad, what is E-ride"
"It's stupid.. people pay like $50 to stay in the park for an extra hour or something like that"
I wanted to interupt and tell them that it was more like $10 for 3 hours and no lines.... but I decided that since they thought it was so "stupid"....
But the best is when people talk about going to MGM to ride the hulk! hahahaha
surfingben1
New Member
(Exiting MK)
"Cant you take the monorail to the polonesian??"
"No stupid, we take the bus to downtown disney then switch busses and go to the polonesian!!!"
this ones a little vague but-
lady walks up to cm in mk ,"excuse me do you no how to get to um..............F.F..Future....um... world?"(meaning tommorowland)
"future world??? or tommorrow land." -cm
"the one with that space ride um...........(meaning space mountain)
"mission space??"-cm
"um......yea i think so"
"mission space is located in epcot..."
"Epcot i thought it was in mk."
"no miss its in epcot"
"so how do i get to epcot ?"-lady
"via monorail"
"thank you sir"(cm starts talking to someone else)
lady says "future world is gonna be great with mission space, buzz lightyear, o and that ride when your spinning in a rocket..."
"Cant you take the monorail to the polonesian??"
"No stupid, we take the bus to downtown disney then switch busses and go to the polonesian!!!"
this ones a little vague but-
lady walks up to cm in mk ,"excuse me do you no how to get to um..............F.F..Future....um... world?"(meaning tommorowland)
"future world??? or tommorrow land." -cm
"the one with that space ride um...........(meaning space mountain)
"mission space??"-cm
"um......yea i think so"
"mission space is located in epcot..."
"Epcot i thought it was in mk."
"no miss its in epcot"
"so how do i get to epcot ?"-lady
"via monorail"
"thank you sir"(cm starts talking to someone else)
lady says "future world is gonna be great with mission space, buzz lightyear, o and that ride when your spinning in a rocket..."
chernabog_ca
Member
This past summer while riding Jungle Cruise as we were getting close to the end of the ride.
CM, “If you’ve enjoyed your ride then my name is Jason and this is the world famous Jungle Cruise. If you haven’t, then my name is Tracy and this has been the Disney-MGM Studios Backlot Tour”
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard on that ride.
CM, “If you’ve enjoyed your ride then my name is Jason and this is the world famous Jungle Cruise. If you haven’t, then my name is Tracy and this has been the Disney-MGM Studios Backlot Tour”
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard on that ride.
bartman454
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While being a cast member one of the funniest things happened to me when i saw a little kid maybe 4 or 5 playing with a toy laser.
I rose my hands up and surrendered and here's what happened.
Me: Oh dont shoot me, i surrender.
Kid: Hey its just a toy, its not real you dum dum.
I think his mental age was about 29. :hammer:
I rose my hands up and surrendered and here's what happened.
Me: Oh dont shoot me, i surrender.
Kid: Hey its just a toy, its not real you dum dum.
I think his mental age was about 29. :hammer:
TIGGER-FAN
New Member
I heard a great on once in of all places the bathroom at Liberty Tree Tavern. This was a conversation between a father and a boy of about 5-6 years old.
boy: (finished using the urinal and stares at it intently)
father: what are you looking at
son: i can't find the flushy thing
father: you don't need to flush it, it does it by itself
son: you mean I don't have to pull the handle?
father: no, it is automatic
son: WOW!, Mickey thinks of everything
boy: (finished using the urinal and stares at it intently)
father: what are you looking at
son: i can't find the flushy thing
father: you don't need to flush it, it does it by itself
son: you mean I don't have to pull the handle?
father: no, it is automatic
son: WOW!, Mickey thinks of everything
FanofDinsey1981
Active Member
my dad and I were in line to get some ice cream from the main street shop in MK, and there was a young boy and his dad getting ice cream for their family. The kid was pitching a fit about something or another, and his dad was incredibly patient with him. he seems like the kind of dad that controls with love and not anger.
much to our surprise, he finally turned to the kid and said, "if you don't shut it, we are going to be taking a trip to the MAGICAL PARKING LOT."
I couldn't contain my laughter. it didn't help dad and I were already giggily from somthing my dad had said a few mintues earlier. needless to say the dad was proud of his quote, and I asked him if I could use it one day with my kids. he was happy to give me persmission!
much to our surprise, he finally turned to the kid and said, "if you don't shut it, we are going to be taking a trip to the MAGICAL PARKING LOT."
I couldn't contain my laughter. it didn't help dad and I were already giggily from somthing my dad had said a few mintues earlier. needless to say the dad was proud of his quote, and I asked him if I could use it one day with my kids. he was happy to give me persmission!
The funniest thing I said was when my aunt and I were waiting in line at the food court for a while, and during our trip we have waited a while a couple times already and I went to my aunt and said, "Man, I need a fast pass to get my chicken strips"...she was dying with laughter by the time we got up to the cashier.
wannabeBelle
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The funniest thing I ever heard was right after a performance of Fantasmic! The theatre was VERY crowded and it was going to be a while to get out of the area. One guy stands up and shouts "I Have a child!" I guess thinking that this would get him out of the theatre ahead of other people. My girlfriend turned around and shouted back to him "Yeah you and everyone else here!" :hammer: :hammer: The audience around us just died laughing!! Belle
Very grateful!!
I will begin in saying that I am so thankful to have gotten to go to WDW so many times that I know how to at least navigate the "world." The mass public has no idea where anything is!
Anyway, here a couple funny moments from the last trip:
While dining at WL's Whispering Canyon, one of the servers is crossing the dining room on the way back from charging a credit card. She shouts across the restaurant, "Good news Mr. Jones. Your credit is still good!!!!" This is followed by cheers and applause from the entire restaurant patrons and staff.
While approaching boarding for Space Mountain, a little boy approximately 6-7 years old was assigned row 1. When his rocket arrived and he realized he was in the first seat, he jumped up and down and shouted, "first one, first one!!" It was just really cute and find myself acting that way a LOT in WDW.
I will begin in saying that I am so thankful to have gotten to go to WDW so many times that I know how to at least navigate the "world." The mass public has no idea where anything is!
Anyway, here a couple funny moments from the last trip:
While dining at WL's Whispering Canyon, one of the servers is crossing the dining room on the way back from charging a credit card. She shouts across the restaurant, "Good news Mr. Jones. Your credit is still good!!!!" This is followed by cheers and applause from the entire restaurant patrons and staff.
While approaching boarding for Space Mountain, a little boy approximately 6-7 years old was assigned row 1. When his rocket arrived and he realized he was in the first seat, he jumped up and down and shouted, "first one, first one!!" It was just really cute and find myself acting that way a LOT in WDW.
RedFurredCadet
Active Member
Old thread bumped, I know,but for some reason, out of inspiration of the 'Stuff Girls Say' phenomena, I fixed up my own blog. It's at http://626disneyguyssay.tumblr.com/ and so far, I'm looking for some more funny one liner quotes said by tourists in WDW. Hope it's worth the thread bump!
real mad hatter
Well-Known Member
Whit..?
Whilst staying at POFQ,my son,who was seven,was swimming in the big pool with another kid around the same age,his parents were from Mid West,there mother said to me, "your kids a great swimmer,where are you guys from" so I said " Scotland and yes he is a good swimmer thanks to his mum,I can't swim. Well she looked me straight in the eye,and said, " what the! You live on an island and you can't swim." I had to go to my room and change my pants.:lol:
Whilst staying at POFQ,my son,who was seven,was swimming in the big pool with another kid around the same age,his parents were from Mid West,there mother said to me, "your kids a great swimmer,where are you guys from" so I said " Scotland and yes he is a good swimmer thanks to his mum,I can't swim. Well she looked me straight in the eye,and said, " what the! You live on an island and you can't swim." I had to go to my room and change my pants.:lol: