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Funny things people say at WDW
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ONUpolarbears
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ReallyBigKid said:
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sillyspook13
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Choice quotes from my work at the Tip Board...
(After I first rode Expedition Everest, yet still quite some time before soft opening...) "Is Everest open yet? Because I called and they said it would be."
(About the Flametree Barbecue...) "That's your kind of tree- the FLAME tree!"
(This one still baffles me...) "How do we get to plane 5? I see plane 3 over there, how do we get to plane 5?"
(As does this one...) "Can you tell me about the restaurant inside the Tree of Life with the stuff hanging down?"
(After I first rode Expedition Everest, yet still quite some time before soft opening...) "Is Everest open yet? Because I called and they said it would be."
(About the Flametree Barbecue...) "That's your kind of tree- the FLAME tree!"
(This one still baffles me...) "How do we get to plane 5? I see plane 3 over there, how do we get to plane 5?"
(As does this one...) "Can you tell me about the restaurant inside the Tree of Life with the stuff hanging down?"
bjlc57
Well-Known Member
the living seas...
we were at the Liviing Seas, a number of years ago and the manatees were swimming around..
one of the actual vets happen to be there at the time.. This guy with a New York accent,, demanded to know.." what kind of fish are those big things?"
when told that they were not fish.. He got upset and didn't believe the Vet.. He tought that she was out right lying to him.....
UGGGGGHHH......
we were at the Liviing Seas, a number of years ago and the manatees were swimming around..
one of the actual vets happen to be there at the time.. This guy with a New York accent,, demanded to know.." what kind of fish are those big things?"
when told that they were not fish.. He got upset and didn't believe the Vet.. He tought that she was out right lying to him.....
UGGGGGHHH......
Skovdaddy
New Member
I was standing in line for Rockin Roller Coaster in Studio B(the queue inside right before the preshow) and I was standing next to the door that has the Aerosmith band practice sounds coming from it. This guy next to me seems very curious with this door, then the CM gets on the mic and makes an announcement that everyone will be entering Studio C in a moment and that they might just get to see Aerosmith. The random guy turns to me and says, "I think they are really here today!" :hammer:
sillyspook13
Well-Known Member
Today's tip board nugget of joy comes from one of the many guests who was nagging me because Everest was down for a few hours.
"Somebody told us the yeti fell over!":brick:
"Somebody told us the yeti fell over!":brick:
Mori Anne
Active Member
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okay, unless you are from the NORTH, you prolly won't find this funny, but being from ICY Northern Vermont, I find it hilarious...
I was at WDW in January and it was 62 degrees (above zero, I checked the weather moments before via cell phone because it was getting a little grey out) and a lady said to her husband that they needed to go through the gift stores to find their daughter a winter jacket because it was too cold for her jacket (a denim jacket with a sweathshirt underneath).......
When I left Vermont it was 15 degrees below zero, with a windchill of -26....... I about died...... I am sure 62 degrees is cold to a Floridian or Southernor, but cold enough for a Winter Jacket??????? I got a kick out of it...... In all fairness to her, it did get cold later that night (like 8 hours later though).....
I was at WDW in January and it was 62 degrees (above zero, I checked the weather moments before via cell phone because it was getting a little grey out) and a lady said to her husband that they needed to go through the gift stores to find their daughter a winter jacket because it was too cold for her jacket (a denim jacket with a sweathshirt underneath).......
When I left Vermont it was 15 degrees below zero, with a windchill of -26....... I about died...... I am sure 62 degrees is cold to a Floridian or Southernor, but cold enough for a Winter Jacket??????? I got a kick out of it...... In all fairness to her, it did get cold later that night (like 8 hours later though).....
disney9752
Member
yes us southerners that have lived in at least 80 degree weather for 9 out of 12 months find anything below 65 to be cold, just wait till its cold enough again in central florida for snow flurries. ugh...
DisneyFanJen
Member
Since the EPCOT acronyms were mentioned in the thread.
I was always aware of what EPCOT officially stood for and we were told the "Every Person Comes Out Tired" by a monorail pilot in 03, but during a recent trip to WDW we went of the Backstage Magic tour, on a thursday.
So while behind the scenes in Epcot there was this lady sat in front of a fold away table who seemed to be actually doing the handing out of paychecks.
She hapily told us the third version, being "Every Paycheck Comes on Thursday" to which she added the refrain "Unless you use direct payment".
Well joking with her I said I'd love to, all she had to do was get me a green card and a job, and as I was walking away she bellowed "USE DIRECT PAYMENT!" at me just as a CM walked past.
Now I don't know if this CM felt guilty for not using direct payment or what but they nearly jumped out of there skin! I couldn't stop laughing for about 5 minutes!
Now anytime I'm in the parks and I here a CM tell someone that EPCOT stands for "Every Paycheck Comes on Thursdays" always have to add the refrain "Unless you use direct payment!"
I was always aware of what EPCOT officially stood for and we were told the "Every Person Comes Out Tired" by a monorail pilot in 03, but during a recent trip to WDW we went of the Backstage Magic tour, on a thursday.
So while behind the scenes in Epcot there was this lady sat in front of a fold away table who seemed to be actually doing the handing out of paychecks.
She hapily told us the third version, being "Every Paycheck Comes on Thursday" to which she added the refrain "Unless you use direct payment".
Well joking with her I said I'd love to, all she had to do was get me a green card and a job, and as I was walking away she bellowed "USE DIRECT PAYMENT!" at me just as a CM walked past.
Now I don't know if this CM felt guilty for not using direct payment or what but they nearly jumped out of there skin! I couldn't stop laughing for about 5 minutes!
Now anytime I'm in the parks and I here a CM tell someone that EPCOT stands for "Every Paycheck Comes on Thursdays" always have to add the refrain "Unless you use direct payment!"
dvcnut39
Well-Known Member
:veryconfu A few years ago, I was standing in the registration line at Beach Club, directly behind a well dressed twenty year old woman, who was standing there with her small son. When it was her turn, she ask the CM "You guys still just have the one park right?". The CM and I made eye contact and smiled at each other.
MacDuffieMuppet
New Member
Hmmm... i was told by either a bus driver or monorail worker that ecpt stood for Eisner's Profit Center of Tomorrow... lol not anymore since he doesnt work there anymore... keep the funny stuff coming i am enjoying it!
disneylands said:this one woman got off of Space Mountain looking VERY disoriented (sp?) and she said "I had no idea that was a thrill ride, they should put signs up". when I heard this I just started to laugh, i mean how stupid could you be!! sorry if i offended anyone!
Teen to TOT CM: "Is this ride scary?"
CM: "We don't call this the tower of happiness" at this point the doors slammed and the ride continued. The kid got freaked out and the picture was pricelss...the look of terror on his face was priceless.
Enderikari
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Jennih said:
Evil Polyester Costumes of Torture