jchriscandy
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Soarinluvr said:
Now that is funny. Sad thing is I actually have known some people like that.
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Funny things people say at WDW
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Now that is funny. Sad thing is I actually have known some people like that.
hcswingfield
Active Member
Waiting for Mission Space: "Who let all these children in? Aren't they supposed to be at the Magic Kingdom?" :lookaroun
I was working at stitch letting people into the chambers...so letting people into the most intense part...and a woman comes up with a newborn infant straped to her chest in one of those baby carriers. I turn to her and say excuse me mam but unfortunatly there's a 40 inch height requirement for this attraction. Her response was yea I know I saw that but no one told me anything. And then asks if this is a ride. :brick: We were experiencing technical difficulties so the cast members up front were pre-occupied, which should have been noticable to the woman.
Palofmickey
Member
hcswingfield said:
Be my guest
DisneyBunny
Active Member
Not as funny as some of the others, but here are my contributions:
While waiting for Spectro to start I overheard a CM helping an older lady with an infant who had been seperated from her family...
CM - Do you have any idea of where they could be?
Lady - I think I left them somewhere.
CM - And do you have any idea where "somewhere" could be?
Lady - I think it was in ImaginationLand...
A little girl, who seemed to be on her second birthday trip, was bawling her eyes out while in line to get in at Epcot. Her parents' reactions baffled me:
"There's no crying in Disney! You CAN'T cry on your birthday!"
While waiting for Spectro to start I overheard a CM helping an older lady with an infant who had been seperated from her family...
CM - Do you have any idea of where they could be?
Lady - I think I left them somewhere.
CM - And do you have any idea where "somewhere" could be?
Lady - I think it was in ImaginationLand...
A little girl, who seemed to be on her second birthday trip, was bawling her eyes out while in line to get in at Epcot. Her parents' reactions baffled me:
"There's no crying in Disney! You CAN'T cry on your birthday!"
vacationmadness
Member
DisneyBunny said:
That could have been me talking to my daughter!
Although next time we go, I'll be telling her she has 2 minutes to get Disney Happy!
Mike
LostNametag
New Member
At The Studios Guests always called The Backlot Tour different things. A guy came up to me once pointing at the map saying "Where's the Blackout?" I give him a confused look, but smile and ask him what he means. He points to Catastrophe Canyon..The Blackout ride, he says. Can people not read? It says "Backlot"!! I tried to explain everything, but I do not think he understood. Guests also always wanted to walk up to Catastrophe Canyon instead of taking the tram. lol You sorta have to take the tram to get there...its a tour. No no..see, theres a path, we can just walk! Argh And of course, the age old argument- which attraction is at which park. Honey I Shrunk The Kids Playground- MGM Honey I Shrunk The Audience- show at Epcot. Guests will argue this until they turn blue...when we are standing right in front of the playground! My little shoppe was right in front of the entrance to the playground...you could see the grass...and people still had not a clue. I thrived off of it though.
One more- my favorite. The Osborne Spectacle of Lights. Before I worked down there I had not heard of it, so I understood how people could not know. But at first everyone seemed to think that Ozzy Osbourne would be performing. I've heard Ozzy Lights, Oswald Spectacular, and more that I cant remember. I had to tell and retell their whole story to Guests who hadnt heard about it...even though it's told before they turn them on.
As for the "Disney Happy" phrase, I love that! I can use that in everyday life even though I am away from the magic. We all need a little Disney Happiness...
One more- my favorite. The Osborne Spectacle of Lights. Before I worked down there I had not heard of it, so I understood how people could not know. But at first everyone seemed to think that Ozzy Osbourne would be performing. I've heard Ozzy Lights, Oswald Spectacular, and more that I cant remember. I had to tell and retell their whole story to Guests who hadnt heard about it...even though it's told before they turn them on.
As for the "Disney Happy" phrase, I love that! I can use that in everyday life even though I am away from the magic. We all need a little Disney Happiness...
WDWBro said:
I sometimes wonder if maybe some of these are just some jokester messing with a CM. I have to confess, I did that once, just to see the CM's reaction. I was in the Art of Disney shop and there was sculpture of Walt and Mickey. I asked the CM, "Who is that man with Mickey Mouse?" She looked at me kind of puzzled and said, "Umm...that's Walt Disney." I said, "Oh. (and then after a long pause) Who's Walt Disney?". After that, I couldnt' keep a straight face and I told the CM I was just messing with her. She laughed and said to me, "If you hadn't confessed to that, you would have been the 'dumb guest' story I would have told my co-workers tonight!" :lol:
robynchic
New Member
Either my co-CM telling me (when he came into the break room) "I just had a little kid tell me that her daddy said that if she finishes her dinner, he'll let her see how babies are made!" (In the Garden Grill restaurant; her father explained that they were going to see "The Making of Me") or...darn, I just forgot the other one. But I remember that it cracked me up. The one I just said was so funny. I'll post it when I remember.
FrumiousBoojum
New Member
In funny kids category...
I was in the library at the Tower of Terror. Video finishes, all goes silent... then this kid asks rather loudly, "What'd he say this was?! The Toilette Zone?!?!"
I was in the library at the Tower of Terror. Video finishes, all goes silent... then this kid asks rather loudly, "What'd he say this was?! The Toilette Zone?!?!"
hcswingfield
Active Member
FrumiousBoojum said:
Too funny!
GoofyMom2
New Member
FrumiousBoojum said:
That's pretty funny!
I tried to take my 8 yr old DS (he really wanted to go), but after the video finished he screamed "I want to get out of here!". Everyone around us thought it was funny, he did not.....had to get a CM to lead us out. It is now known in our family as "The ride that shall not be named". :lol:
Captain Chaos
Well-Known Member
Sorry to revive an old thread.. But, since we already had one, I didn't want to start another one..
My friend just got back from a vacation at WDW.. She rode the two versions of M:S.. When she got back, she called me to tell me the green version was awesome and that the orange team wasn't too scary... She said she over heard someone say, as they exited the orange team version: THAT WASN'T SO SCARY.. THE SCARIEST PART OF THIS RIDE WAS GARY SINESE..
Sorry, I just think that comment was too funny.. :lol:
My friend just got back from a vacation at WDW.. She rode the two versions of M:S.. When she got back, she called me to tell me the green version was awesome and that the orange team wasn't too scary... She said she over heard someone say, as they exited the orange team version: THAT WASN'T SO SCARY.. THE SCARIEST PART OF THIS RIDE WAS GARY SINESE..
Sorry, I just think that comment was too funny.. :lol:
Maryssa*
Well-Known Member
I for one thank you for bumping this thread! I got some good laughs here at work.
I've got one too!
I was eating at the Teppanyaki place at Japan in Epcot and overheard some family talking about what they were going to do after dinner. They went on and on and then i heard something along the lines of "...and then we'll go on Fast Pass" (i think they were trying to say Test Track/Fast Track/Fast Pass i dont know! haha)
I've got one too!
I was eating at the Teppanyaki place at Japan in Epcot and overheard some family talking about what they were going to do after dinner. They went on and on and then i heard something along the lines of "...and then we'll go on Fast Pass" (i think they were trying to say Test Track/Fast Track/Fast Pass i dont know! haha)
magicfan
Active Member
How about stupid things CMs say?
I was ordering my meal. The CM asked what I would like to drink. I said, "I'll take a medium coke please", to which she responded "what size?". LOL She must have gone to the University of Florida (sorry, just had to add that :lol: )
On the Kilimanjaro Safaris, we passed some zebras. The driver said, "And to our right you can see some giraffes, no, wait, argh, some of those striped things" And she got that job how?
I was ordering my meal. The CM asked what I would like to drink. I said, "I'll take a medium coke please", to which she responded "what size?". LOL She must have gone to the University of Florida (sorry, just had to add that :lol: )
On the Kilimanjaro Safaris, we passed some zebras. The driver said, "And to our right you can see some giraffes, no, wait, argh, some of those striped things" And she got that job how?
Since1976
Well-Known Member
Maryssa* said:
THRILL as your pass goes into the machine. HOLD ON as your ticket slides down a HIGH-SPEED 45 degree grade into your hand. FEEL the empowerment as the ticket enters your wallet. WILL YOU MAKE IT BACK TO YOUR RIDE IN TIME?
FASTPASS: THE EXPERIENCE - Now only at Walt Disney World.
mep517
Member
The best thing I have overheard at WDW is when I was a CM at Columbia Harbor House. A family ordered lunch from me, the total was about $30 (for 4 people, not bad at CHH) The mom looked at the kids and said "Do you see how much lunch costs? (voice gets louder) Now you will eat every bite and you will thank your father when it's over!"
It must have been their last day -- the mom looked like she had just about had enough "magic" for a while
Ahhh, the happiest place on Earth!
It must have been their last day -- the mom looked like she had just about had enough "magic" for a while
Ahhh, the happiest place on Earth!