Funniest moments from Disney attractions

yedliW

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Also, when the crowd extra gets beat up at Indiana Jones.... Love that

jeez... spoiler alert! ;)

Once on an early morning Safari ride, as we came around the bend to Pride Rock, the male lion was doing his morning constituional.. the driver said "Oh look, the king is on his throne!". Later on that same ride when we were in a rhino area, one came charging down the hill towards the truck, and he said something along the line of we need to take away his credit card to get him to stop charging..

Also, a big fan of Monster's Inc. and when there is a good back-and-forth at Flights of Wonder (I've seen some pretty flat shows.. and some really good ones.)
 

Matt_Black

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Followed up with...

"And it's All Hallows Eve, our favorite time of year!"
"But Winnie, remember what happened to us on our last Halloween?"
"We turned to dust! Dust dust dust dust--ugh!"
(Winnifred hits Sarah in the stomach)
"Don't remind me."

And the bits with Sarah and Doc Facilier. "Can we keep him?"
 

OliveMcFly

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This is from DLR but I love when you get off Heimlich's Chew Chew Train and he says in that cute accent "goodbye I miss you already". Makes me laugh every time, he's so cute.
 

Adam Snider

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A long time ago in 1985 I was wearing my Figment hat. One like this....
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CM told me "That hat is just a figment of your imagination".
that hat is awesome
 

UKDisney Dave

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"Dragon, Dragon. Not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing..."

Basically most of mushu's lines from Magic of Disney Animation crack me up. Gutted it closed in WDW.

"I know where I came from, that's easy. When a momma dragon and a papa dragon......"

"A humming bird and a turkey? I don't even see that working for a sitcom".

Oh I could go on and on......but I won't!! Promise. Okay one last one....

"Hey Mushu how have you been?"
"Well apparently I've been everything except a chicken and a peanut".
 

mimitchi33

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The entirety of Muppet Vision, the skunk scene from Figment, the creepy moon from the same ride, and the improv lines I heard at the Frozen show (they did the chicken dance and said that Anna and Elsa's parents deaths were like every Disney movie ever).
 

Magenta Panther

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Laugh Floor, when the two headed one is telling the retelling of Monsters Inc., they showed "that guy" on the screen and said he would be playing the role of Randall and asked him if he could disappear, and the guy smiled and ducked his head, and the Monsters were like :eek::eek: for like a whole minute while the audience was cracking up... :D I love Laugh Floor so much, even if it shouldn't be in Tommorowland...

I think it's a great little show, a guaranteed crowd-pleaser. I never miss it when I'm in WDW.
 

Magenta Panther

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"Dragon, Dragon. Not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing..."

Basically most of mushu's lines from Magic of Disney Animation crack me up. Gutted it closed in WDW.

"I know where I came from, that's easy. When a momma dragon and a papa dragon......"

"A humming bird and a turkey? I don't even see that working for a sitcom".

Oh I could go on and on......but I won't!! Promise. Okay one last one....

"Hey Mushu how have you been?"
"Well apparently I've been everything except a chicken and a peanut".

Now that attraction was a lot of fun. And it was cool to see all the Disney Animation art on the walls in the queue. Pity everything got ripped out for one of Iger's purchased IPs. :mad:
 

Andsome

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CoP has tons of funny moments:
-"Isn't she a knockout, she's the star of the new World's Fair in St. Louis... *clears throat* Now you put that away before your mother finds it."
-"Rover, don't interrupt while Sarah's interrupting!"
-John making fun of aviators.

And of course, "No privacy at all around this place!"
 

Matt_Black

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CoP has tons of funny moments:
-"Isn't she a knockout, she's the star of the new World's Fair in St. Louis... *clears throat* Now you put that away before your mother finds it."
-"Rover, don't interrupt while Sarah's interrupting!"
-John making fun of aviators.

And of course, "No privacy at all around this place!"

"You got paint all over my rump! Er... rumpus room."
 

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