Funniest moments from Disney attractions

[Phineas]

Okay-this could be just me, but during the SGE preshow, when Skippy's crimes are announced (Jaywalking between two moons, if memory serves), his reaction of basically "Oh, Come ON!" in his alien speak is pretty hilarious. Not worth enduring the rest of the attraction, but Skippy is so likable.

 

[Brickcity Pauly]

Love everything about the pre show and actual show of Muppet Vision 3D, as many have stated here. And every joke on Jungle Cruise.

 

[180º]

I totally agree! My fiance and I say "Right! Left! Right! Left!" every time one of us has to give the other directions, and on most other Disney rides

Speaking of driving, how about unintentionally-funny old Test Track?

"Are ya seeing the increase in lateral forces?"
"Sure am!"

*cringe laugh*

 

[Misterdcp]

Love everything about the pre show and actual show of Muppet Vision 3D, as many have stated here. And every joke on Jungle Cruise.

YES! Muppet Vision 3D is an absolute MUST DO for me every trip. I really hope it survives the rumored DHS "redo"

 

[JillC LI]

The preshow for Soarin' always cracks me up with Patrick Warburton's saftey spiel . I love the line "This includes hats, glasses and of course, these little beauties"

(wistful sigh) Wish I could hear this right now.

 

[5thGenTexan]

A long time ago in 1985 I was wearing my Figment hat. One like this....

CM told me "That hat is just a figment of your imagination".

 

[Bairstow]

"Hey it's your neighbor, Bill Nye the Science Guy!"

"Hey Bill Nye the Science Guy, it's Ellen the, uh... (looks at audience)... just Ellen I guess..."

 

[WondersOfLife]

 

[Misterdcp]

I always laugh at Big Al in Country Bears. Especially during the finale when everyone else is trying to drown out his singing. Gets me every time!

 

[Bairstow]

I always laugh at Big Al in Country Bears. Especially during the finale when everyone else is trying to drown out his singing. Gets me every time!

There's a really funny bit that was programmed into the mounted heads during the last refurb when the show was shortened during the "Davey Crockett" number. At one point Henry sings "...Tamed him a b'ar when he was only three," and Buff (the buffalo) leans over to Max (the deer) and appears to whisper something about the lyrics. Max listens for a minute and then his eyes go wide.

 

[VDisneyFan18]

How about during the preshow of Muppet Vision when Rizzo comes out dressed as Mickey and it goes somewhere along the lines of
"You are not Mickey Mouse. You are a rat."
"rat shmat, besides they're tourists what do they know?"

 

[Brer Panther]

Just read about this on MiceAge.

Apparently, the headhunters at the Jungle Cruise weren't moving, and the skipper said, "Like almost everything else here at Walt Disney World, they're Frozen."

 

[Ben_since_1971]

Last year at Hoop De Doo, I don't remember exactly when, but Six Pence was called to the front of the stage (maybe the Davy Crockett set) and was being reprimanded for going over the top. Sheepishly looks at the other character and says "Do you want to build a snowman?". Brought the house down.

Years ago was taking the tram at the MK after park closing. Passed an empty parking area that had an empty complete tram sitting next to a tram that only had the front drive car. The tram driver had everyone quiet down so we wouldn't scare away that rarest of sights - a mother tram and its young out grazing in the wild.

My wife loves the Ellen pre-show. I like the Muppet pre-show.

And I have loved Big Al for over 40 years - he was my favorite when I first visited and still is.

 

[LAKid53]

My daughter got into this funny face contest with the CM standing at the merge point for standby/FP guests on Thunder Mountain once - we were stopped on the train at the Frontierland station. It was hilarious and the folks waiting in line enjoyed it also. And I'm sure helped relieve the boredom of what has to be a very boring job at times for the CM.

Those are the CMs Disney needs to treasure, celebrate, retain and pay more. Not the CMs who have turned into anomatrons "Please stay to the left/right. Please don't sit on the railing/wall/fence. Please move along."

 

[SyracuseDisneyFan]

I love the actual Muppet Vision 3D show. I love Bean, the bunny.

 

[DisneyManOne]

Well, we all know how funny/corny/lame the Jungle Cruise spiel is, but the spiel for the Storybookland Canal Boats at Disneyland is pretty much straightforward and not the least bit hilarious.

That is, unless you're riding with the characters on board (namely Alice, the Mad Hatter and Peter Pan)...





In fact, the Peter in the first video was known among the Disneyland fanbase as "Spieling Peter". And this is why...

 

[ShoalFox]

I'm partial to some of the Boothills Boys' (vultures) lines before the drop on Splash Mountain.

"We'll show YOU a laughing place!"

 

[Matt_Black]

Not an attraction, but I just watched the Hocus Pocus show from this year's MNSSHP, and there was this gem.

"2015? It's been 22 years since we've last been in the living world..."
"We're getting better at this!"

 

[copcarguyp71]

Whenever some poor first-timer asks for ketchup at Whispering Canyon cafe...the look on their face is priceless. And...yes I was once "that" guy!!!

 

[DisneyManOne]

Not an attraction, but I just watched the Hocus Pocus show from this year's MNSSHP, and there was this gem.

"2015? It's been 22 years since we've last been in the living world..."
"We're getting better at this!"

Followed up with...

"And it's All Hallows Eve, our favorite time of year!"
"But Winnie, remember what happened to us on our last Halloween?"
"We turned to dust! Dust dust dust dust--ugh!"
(Winnifred hits Sarah in the stomach)
"Don't remind me."